New study: Finger size determines your ability to make money - GoFuckYourself.com

ADL Colin · 01-13-2009, 01:31 PM

In the stock market that is

"In the new study, the researchers measured the right hands of 44 male stock traders who were engaged in a type of trade that involved rapid decision-making and quick physical reactions.

Over 20 months those with longer ring fingers compared to their index fingers made 11 times more money than those with the shortest ring fingers. Over the same time the most experienced traders made about 9 times more than the least experienced ones.

Looking only at experienced traders, the long-ring-finger folks earned 5 times more than those with short ring fingers."

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ADL Colin · 01-13-2009, 01:32 PM

I wonder if that is correlated to dick size

BVF · 01-13-2009, 01:33 PM

I thought everybody had ring fingers longer than their index finger.

ADL Colin · 01-13-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

I thought everybody had ring fingers longer than their index finger.

Some comparatively longer than others. Supposedly the longer the ratio the more testosterone that was available in the womb.

In women the two are very similar in size. not much testosterone.

Fletch XXX · 01-13-2009, 01:41 PM

i never looked before but it seems my ring finger is in fact longer than index?

cherrylula · 01-13-2009, 01:43 PM

I have long ring fingers too, but I don't trade, nor do I have a penis.

John-ACWM · 01-13-2009, 01:54 PM

I guess I would be a good trader

I don't believe in that study

TyroneGoldberg · 01-13-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

I have long ring fingers too, but I don't trade, nor do I have a penis.

lol...there goes that theory

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-13-2009, 02:05 PM

ADG

seeric · 01-13-2009, 02:06 PM

im gonna be rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

halfpint · 01-13-2009, 02:07 PM

ohhh very strange, My ring finger is longer and I do trade, also found out its good to have long fingers when you run out of toilet paper

Nicky · 01-13-2009, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM

I guess I would be a good trader

I don't believe in that study

Same here

Nicky · 01-13-2009, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

ohhh very strange, My ring finger is longer and I do trade, also found out its good to have long fingers when you run out of toilet paper

Drake · 01-13-2009, 02:11 PM

Another worthless study. Yeah I also thought everybody's ring finger was longer than their index finger.

abyss_al · 01-13-2009, 02:30 PM

all i know is that the smaller the fingers, the bigger my cock looks

fusionx · 01-13-2009, 02:39 PM

My ring fingers are shorter than my index fingers by about 1/4 inch.. glad I don't trade actively

Actually, if I stretch my thumb down so my thumb and forefinger make an "L", they are the same length

If I measure from the knuckle the ring finger is longer..

Holly · 01-13-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

I have long ring fingers too, but I don't trade, nor do I have a penis.

My best friend is a Chiropractor and one of her professors told them that if the ring finger is longer than the index finger on a female, it means [something] about the thyroid (that I can't remember).

She told us this at a bridal shower because I remember a whole room full of chicks comparing fingers. Mine are the same length, but I know some weren't.

It's probably bullshit, like most of the stuff they taught them.

SomeCreep · 01-13-2009, 02:44 PM

Can't believe that story made it onto CNBC. They laughed about it.

ADL Colin · 01-13-2009, 02:52 PM

I've already called a plastic surgeon

collegeboobies · 01-13-2009, 03:02 PM

Hmm mine is longer, now I gotta figure out the ratio... then decide whether to get a finance degree

woj · 01-13-2009, 03:12 PM

what a waste of resources, their time could have been spent in a more productive way...

JD · 01-13-2009, 04:14 PM

Spunky · 01-13-2009, 06:24 PM

Well I guess I should avoid trading altogether

01-13-2009, 01:31 PM	#1
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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Another worthless study. Yeah I also thought everybody's ring finger was longer than their index finger.

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