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Old 01-13-2009, 04:51 PM   #1
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2 rules to a flat stomach

I keep seeing this ad on mainstream sites.



I guess the rules to obey are

1) Suck in your gut

2) Hold

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Old 01-13-2009, 05:00 PM   #2
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:11 PM   #3
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:14 PM   #4
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The golden rule is:

Get someone else to pose for the after picture.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:28 PM   #5
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The golden rule is:

Get someone else to pose for the after picture.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:32 PM   #6
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:34 PM   #7
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1. Vomit after meals
2. Repeat rule #1
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:36 PM   #8
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looks like a good ad to me... actually looks for real for once instead of 8 pack abs and tan skin.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:45 PM   #9
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:22 PM   #10
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:27 PM   #11
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:29 AM   #12
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This commercials are so stupid...they are never fair about this type of things
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:43 AM   #13
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:25 AM   #14
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well it DOES look like the same person (or at least they seem to have a very similar placement/looking stretchmarks) but it probably was photoshopped
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:00 AM   #15
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take pic #2, eat a lot, take pic #1, post in reverse order
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:47 AM   #16
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The golden rule is:

Get someone else to pose for the after picture.

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Old 01-14-2009, 06:22 AM   #17
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Old 01-14-2009, 06:26 AM   #18
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Old 01-14-2009, 06:45 AM   #19
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:00 AM   #20
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Any photographer who exploits this is fucked up... This ain't art it's death awating
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:02 AM   #21
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That looks like someone had a tummy tuck to me!
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:31 AM   #22
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obviously it's a fake photo!
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:38 AM   #23
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:50 AM   #24
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stupid as hell ad.
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:11 AM   #26
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The sad thing about this is that the girl in the picture probably thinks she's fat.
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