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Lester Burnham · 01-14-2009, 12:36 AM

Ok, after 13 years of dating, I finally married the gal a few months ago. So far, so good.

However, I just went to take a piss, and I find a post-it on the toilet seat that reads,

"Please do not flush dental floss down the toilet...it can clog. Thank You

"

Am I fucked?

papill0n · 01-14-2009, 12:46 AM

have you not lived together?

Domain Diva · 01-14-2009, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

Ok, after 13 years of dating, I finally married the gal a few months ago. So far, so good.

However, I just went to take a piss, and I find a post-it on the toilet seat that reads,

"Please do not flush dental floss down the toilet...it can clog. Thank You

"

Am I fucked?

Its seems your days are numbered already

John-ACWM · 01-14-2009, 12:54 AM

First of all, American Beauty is a masterpiece, second...that post-it is too mild to worry too much. Wait to see the second one

BigBen · 01-14-2009, 12:57 AM

Take a crap and throw some floss on top without flushing. Leave a note that reads...

"Thanks for the reminder honey, I'll be sure not to flush. Thank You

"

grumpy · 01-14-2009, 02:05 AM

we need pics to see if she is worth it

Shai West · 01-14-2009, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen

Take a crap and throw some floss on top without flushing. Leave a note that reads...

"Thanks for the reminder honey, I'll be sure not to flush. Thank You

"

xxx

Elli · 01-14-2009, 02:34 AM

don't flush floss. Jesus, that's asking for trouble.

She shouldn't have to tell you stuff like that.

bobby666 · 01-14-2009, 03:15 AM

congrats on the decision

Bird · 01-14-2009, 03:31 AM

I'm sure it wasn't your fault it was the damn Tampon string, she flushed down the toilet.

SordidShawn · 01-14-2009, 03:31 AM

Why the hell are you eating dental floss, anyhow? I mean, sure, they make mint and cinnamon, but that's not how it's meant to be used!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2009, 04:45 AM

Really, you should know not to flush that anyway. She is just telling you without wanting to have you embarrassed to her face that you didn't know that life skill.

Wilbo · 01-14-2009, 04:51 AM

The solution seems obvious.........stop all grooming and see how she likes that.

tranza · 01-14-2009, 06:26 AM

Yea, you're fucked! hehehehehe

Vicious_B · 01-14-2009, 06:59 AM

How do you date for 13 years and not know what your getting into to begin with? Thats longer than most marriages last.

Spunky · 01-14-2009, 07:01 AM

Old wives tail,I've been flushing that for years and no problems.if the toilet can handle my logs it can handle floss

Holly · 01-14-2009, 07:08 AM

I think you have a pretty nice wife.

My note would have read: "ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT???? QUIT FLUSHING YOUR DENTAL FLOSS DOWN THE TOILET, YOU DUMB ASS!!!! I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN PLUMBER!!"

emac · 01-14-2009, 07:42 AM

You're fucked and need to divorce..lol!

good luck man.

DannysReviews|com · 01-14-2009, 07:48 AM

Just retaliate and make a game out of it

seeandsee · 01-14-2009, 07:50 AM

you did it

jail for rest of your life

CDSmith · 01-14-2009, 07:58 AM

Time to start leaving a few postit notes of your own for her.

"Should I stop using your toothbrush to clean hair out of the drains too?"

:D

pornguy · 01-14-2009, 08:03 AM

Grab a jar, cut off your balls and hand them to her...

Or, Simply stand up to her, Be a Married man, and say

" ok honey "

Sosa · 01-14-2009, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Time to start leaving a few postit notes of your own for her.

"Should I stop using your toothbrush to clean hair out of the drains too?"

:D

Haha good one

ThumbLord · 01-14-2009, 08:12 AM

end of marriage, probably

XX_RydeR · 01-14-2009, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Grab a jar, cut off your balls and hand them to her...

Or, Simply stand up to her, Be a Married man, and say

" ok honey "

Spot on

munki · 01-14-2009, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen

Take a crap and throw some floss on top without flushing. Leave a note that reads...

"Thanks for the reminder honey, I'll be sure not to flush. Thank You

"

Scott McD · 01-14-2009, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen

Take a crap and throw some floss on top without flushing. Leave a note that reads...

"Thanks for the reminder honey, I'll be sure not to flush. Thank You

"

That'll teach her !!

Rochard · 01-14-2009, 09:19 AM

You are so fucked. Run.

Run as far away as you can.

Twistys Tim · 01-14-2009, 09:19 AM

I am unsure how floss can block the toilet...? Unless you are putting yards of twine done the toilet, it doesn't seem possible.

This however is the beauty of marriage

DrChango · 01-14-2009, 09:24 AM

At least she didn't wait and brood on it for a week, pick fights with you over unrelated minutiae, and then finally break down and tell you she was concerned about you flushing floss.

She put up with just being your GF for thirteen years, quit yer bitchin'! lol

Sarah_Jayne · 01-14-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrChango

At least she didn't wait and brood on it for a week, pick fights with you over unrelated minutiae, and then finally break down and tell you she was concerned about you flushing floss.

She put up with just being your GF for thirteen years, quit yer bitchin'! lol

I wish I didn't recognize me in that.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-14-2009, 09:44 AM

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top

(That's why I'm movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon...

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jumb back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon...

ADG

HomerSimpson · 01-14-2009, 10:35 AM

you're fucked!

Violetta · 01-14-2009, 11:36 AM

hahha... funny!

woj · 01-14-2009, 11:43 AM

you are proabably screwed, it always starts with the small stuff..

Lester Burnham · 01-15-2009, 12:05 AM

Thanks for the feedback. I'm going to stick it out and cross my fingers.

Though I'm starting to remember a quote a wise man once told me:

"Marriage is a great institution....if you like institutions..."

01-14-2009, 12:36 AM	#1
Lester Burnham Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: You can take me out the ghetto, but not the ghetto out of me Posts: 540	This is marraige? Ok, after 13 years of dating, I finally married the gal a few months ago. So far, so good. However, I just went to take a piss, and I find a post-it on the toilet seat that reads, "Please do not flush dental floss down the toilet...it can clog. Thank You " Am I fucked?

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Lester Burnham Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: You can take me out the ghetto, but not the ghetto out of me Posts: 540	Thanks for the feedback. I'm going to stick it out and cross my fingers. Though I'm starting to remember a quote a wise man once told me: "Marriage is a great institution....if you like institutions..."