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Old 01-17-2009, 11:36 AM   #1
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A plane has landed in the Hudson - Terrorism may be involved!

People were terrified!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:39 AM   #2
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I heard it was a black Muslim illegal immigrant
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:40 AM   #3
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no one even suggest this ....if islamic terrorism was involved...theyd all be dead
and some one would appear on tv from the middle east or pakistan screaming DERKA DERKA MOHAMMED JIHAD

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ruTNvJiXnnc
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:41 AM   #4
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Bullshit!!! You just fucking wait, they will claim it!!!!
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:42 AM   #5
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no one even suggest this ....if islamic terrorism was involved...theyd all be dead
and some one would appear on tv from the middle east or pakistan screaming DERKA DERKA MOHAMMED JIHAD

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ruTNvJiXnnc

Must be a Israeli terrorist them
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:42 AM   #6
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Pretty soon we'll see some kind of video where some monkeyfaced arab sand munchers execute some guy for his failed takeover of this flight
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:43 AM   #7
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yes the geese that struck the plane were in fact arab geese on a jihad mission, we've been secretly importing them from THE iraq since the early 80's

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Old 01-17-2009, 11:44 AM   #8
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The geese were of Canadian descent
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Pretty soon we'll see some kind of video where some monkeyfaced arab sand munchers execute some guy for his failed takeover of this flight
And soon you cant take your pet chicken as a carry-on, because they are afraid you will open the door in-flight and throw the bird in to the engine
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:45 AM   #10
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The geese were of Canadian descent

I say fucking nuke then NOW - before its to late. need a preemptive strike NOW
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Old 01-17-2009, 12:08 PM   #11
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And soon you cant take your pet chicken as a carry-on, because they are afraid you will open the door in-flight and throw the bird in to the engine

Soon luggage will be banned because it could contain non-floating material
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Old 01-17-2009, 12:21 PM   #12
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The geese were of Canadian descent

It was the only way to kill that goose:fly that plane right into it
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Instead of using a missile or rocket launching device, they stuffed a goose into an air cannon
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Old 01-17-2009, 01:21 PM   #14
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That flock of geese were agents of Al Queda!
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Old 01-17-2009, 01:24 PM   #15
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If it was terrorism then it was a bunch of well trained birds.

It was a birdstrike people, the pilots probably encountered a group of birds and they got sucked into the engines.
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Old 01-17-2009, 03:18 PM   #16
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It was terrorism because people were terrified. Simple.
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Old 01-17-2009, 03:21 PM   #17
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