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Old 01-17-2009, 09:13 PM   #1
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Top Jack Bauer Facts

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?




If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.



They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.





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Old 01-17-2009, 09:14 PM   #2
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Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:14 PM   #3
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When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:16 PM   #4
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:19 PM   #6
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In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?




If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.



They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.





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Does he ever go to the bathroom?
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Old 01-17-2009, 09:50 PM   #9
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