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Top Jack Bauer Facts
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
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Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
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When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Kiefer...aka, Jack Bowel Movement, is my H-E-R-O...
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
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Funny stuff
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