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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Canada
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who here is not getting any sex for valentines day?
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hi
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 16,731
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I'm working and I don't really care much.
I just had sex with my left hand though.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 1123,6536,5231
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I'm at the office. I don't celebrate let alone acknowledge the day. So my wife got pissy and I took off.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Midwest
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I'm not. My wife is 9 months pregnant, lost her mucus plug yesterday, due any minute, and that shit just grosses me out.
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hi
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#6 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
Posts: 107,089
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Too busy. Will have to wait.
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#7 |
boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
Posts: 21,765
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no problems here - my wife bought some bondage ropes......
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#8 |
Now choke yourself!
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 12,085
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Sex would require effort.
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#9 |
"Assassins"
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: At home
Posts: 17,277
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I have an Asian escort coming over. I'm going to tap that shit.
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#10 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Loveland, CO
Posts: 5,526
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I've got a jar of Vaseline, and 20 years of specially selected Sears lingerie catalog pages, elegantly placed in notebook plastic wrappers.
I'm throwing "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" on repeat and going nuts to the nuts. The rest of you suckers have fun with whatever else you're doing. Okay. I'm lying: I've got a tub of Vaseline.
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#11 |
Pounding Googlebot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,477
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hahahaha, nice!
WG
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,940
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Depends if I get her drunk enough
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#13 |
Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
Posts: 18,041
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My wife is recovering from minor surgery and decided to turn into a psycho cunt this afternoon, so thats it for me.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2004
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North Coast Pimp
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: 304-534-757
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Do Fun Shit.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: OC
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Valentines shopping spree... I'm pretty sure I'm covered.
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#17 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,052
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Blah. Sex is over rated and 99% of the time not worth the effort. Much easier to just jerk it and get it out of your system and move on to something else.
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emperor of my world
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
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i didnt plan on going out but was SRSLY talked into going out on here.... i had a couple of openings but didnt take it home.... didnt care about all the ho's but the last one.... a nice chick about 18 yrs old, kinda bummed out about that one...... but hey, who cares......... its a bummer ofcourse but who cares..... well i do... but blah... fuck!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: NY
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if you can't lay back and have her do all the work then it's not worth it
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#20 |
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Red Bank NJ
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That a boy Martin. Make it 2. It IS Valentine' day.
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