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Old 02-14-2009, 06:10 PM   #1
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who here is not getting any sex for valentines day?

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Old 02-14-2009, 06:11 PM   #2
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I'm working and I don't really care much.

I just had sex with my left hand though.
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:15 PM   #3
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I'm at the office. I don't celebrate let alone acknowledge the day. So my wife got pissy and I took off.
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:16 PM   #4
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I'm not. My wife is 9 months pregnant, lost her mucus plug yesterday, due any minute, and that shit just grosses me out.
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:21 PM   #5
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I'm not. My wife is 9 months pregnant, lost her mucus plug yesterday, due any minute, and that shit just grosses me out.
man up and hit that shit
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:45 PM   #6
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Too busy. Will have to wait.
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:46 PM   #7
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no problems here - my wife bought some bondage ropes......
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:46 PM   #8
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Sex would require effort.
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:47 PM   #9
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I have an Asian escort coming over. I'm going to tap that shit.
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Old 02-14-2009, 06:59 PM   #10
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I've got a jar of Vaseline, and 20 years of specially selected Sears lingerie catalog pages, elegantly placed in notebook plastic wrappers.
I'm throwing "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" on repeat and going nuts to the nuts.
The rest of you suckers have fun with whatever else you're doing.


Okay. I'm lying: I've got a tub of Vaseline.
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:01 PM   #11
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I have an Asian escort coming over. I'm going to tap that shit.
hahahaha, nice!
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:38 PM   #12
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Depends if I get her drunk enough
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:52 PM   #13
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My wife is recovering from minor surgery and decided to turn into a psycho cunt this afternoon, so thats it for me.
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:57 PM   #14
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I'm working and I don't really care much.

I just had sex with my left hand though.
how was he
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Old 02-14-2009, 08:43 PM   #15
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I'm not. My wife is 9 months pregnant, lost her mucus plug yesterday, due any minute, and that shit just grosses me out.
Hit it real good and put her in labor...
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:11 PM   #16
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Valentines shopping spree... I'm pretty sure I'm covered.
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:18 PM   #17
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Blah. Sex is over rated and 99% of the time not worth the effort. Much easier to just jerk it and get it out of your system and move on to something else.
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:24 PM   #18
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i didnt plan on going out but was SRSLY talked into going out on here.... i had a couple of openings but didnt take it home.... didnt care about all the ho's but the last one.... a nice chick about 18 yrs old, kinda bummed out about that one...... but hey, who cares......... its a bummer ofcourse but who cares..... well i do... but blah... fuck!
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:34 PM   #19
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if you can't lay back and have her do all the work then it's not worth it
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Old 02-15-2009, 01:01 AM   #20
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I have an Asian escort coming over. I'm going to tap that shit.
That a boy Martin. Make it 2. It IS Valentine' day.
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