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OK.... who's into this freaky thing? (warning)
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boots are my religion
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upss....that must hurt
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I make pixels work
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id hate to be bumped at a club let alone kicked in the nutts with that in
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Pay It Forward
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wtf not me
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Ouchy I'd never do that lol.
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Looks painful.... Why would anyone want to plug their penis?
But I definitely want to see the reaction on someones face inside a restroom when some guy is pulling something like it out to pee.
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That made me scream...
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Do Fun Shit.
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Look up the "Gates of Hell" at extreme restraints... makes me shudder every time... lol
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Though you strike me as one of those dudes who *may* get into something like that plug. No? |
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Some of the hardcore gay studios use them in production. Believe it's based off a medical tool called a "sound" or something like that. Couldn't imagine having that in my wee wee
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Do Fun Shit.
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nah... I'm pretty vanilla in my sexual appetites... The most pre sex accessorizing you'll ever catch me doing is slapping on a lil cologne. My girl can feel free to load up on thigh highs and lingerie, but no insertables por el munki muchos gracias.
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Do Fun Shit.
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So Fucking Banned
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wtf why would anyone put that inside the cock
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ok read the replies and i am not going to watch that, not really into getting a sick feeling right now
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No way!! I can't understand how some people use that!
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Not my cup of tea
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It's like having your very own STD test every single day.... no pain no gain?
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I need a beer
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My knob sucked back into my body
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i cant believe im about to say this, but i'm not into that
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Don't forget the tube of surgi-lube
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im not going to that link
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There's some seriously fucked up stuff on that site
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connect it up to a 9v battery for some real fun.
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lol
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do they vibrate?
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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HOLY CRAP!!
(I think my penis just called back inside of me...) .
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Work Work Work
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damn...looks scary
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...there's lots more where that came from...
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Actually, anybody ever seen that video of the guy who had his wiener split and the girl was vigorously jamming a vibrator down his pee hole? That guy would like this.
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i had a patient back in the time i was working in a retirement home that used to put things in his penis, in his ass and jerked off all over the furniture and carpet. he would have loved it
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Dude..
as a phone sex girl.. I can tell you, I've had to sit through hours of men on webcam using the gates of hell.. and sounds rolled in coke.. being shoved in their penis... Then at the end of the call.. you're like, "So what do you do for a living..?" and it's always something like doctor, lawyers, university dean.. or something really plain/vanilla.
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Holy crap that is crazy
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that's fucking intense
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I have a principal in Minnesota, I think... who likes to wrap his balls in RJ45 cord... shove in a sound... and put tampons in his ass?
all while on cam... Should I be scared?
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Another friend of mine, a kid from school, his older brother in the Navy said how guys in the Middle East jack off different than we do here. This brother was stationed in some camel country where the public market sells what could be fancy letter openers. Each fancy tool is just a thin rod of polished brass or silver, maybe as long as your hand, with a big tip at one end, either a big metal ball or the kind of fancy carved handle you'd see on a sword. This Navy brother says how Arab guys get their dick hard and then insert this metal rod inside the whole length of their boner. They jack off with the rod inside, and it makes getting off so much better. More intense.
It's this big brother who travels around the world, sending back French phrases. Russian phrases. Helpful jack-off tips. After this, the little brother, one day he doesn't show up at school. That night, he calls to ask if I'll pick up his homework for the next couple weeks. Because he's in the hospital. He's got to share a room with old people getting their guts worked on. He says how they all have to share the same television. All he's got for privacy is a curtain. His folks don't come and visit. On the phone, he says how right now his folks could just kill his big brother in the Navy. On the phone, the kid says how -- the day before -- he was just a little stoned. At home in his bedroom, he was flopped on the bed. He was lighting a candle and flipping through some old porno magazines, getting ready to beat off. This is after he's heard from his Navy brother. That helpful hint about how Arabs beat off. The kid looks around for something that might do the job. A ball-point pen's too big. A pencil's too big and rough. But dripped down the side of the candle, there's a thin, smooth ridge of wax that just might work. With just the tip of one finger, this kid snaps the long ridge of wax off the candle. He rolls it smooth between the palms of his hands. Long and smooth and thin. Stoned and horny, he slips it down inside, deeper and deeper into the piss slit of his boner. With a good hank of the wax still poking out the top, he gets to work. Even now, he says those Arab guys are pretty damn smart. They've totally re-invented jacking off. Flat on his back in bed, things are getting so good, this kid can't keep track of the wax. He's one good squeeze from shooting his wad when the wax isn't sticking out anymore. The thin wax rod, it's slipped inside. All the way inside. So deep inside he can't even feel the lump of it inside his piss tube. From downstairs, his mom shouts it's suppertime. She says to come down, right now. This wax kid and the carrot kid are different people, but we all live pretty much the same life. It's after dinner when the kid's guts start to hurt. It's wax so he figured it would just melt inside him and he'd pee it out. Now his back hurts. His kidneys. He can't stand straight. This kid talking on the phone from his hospital bed, in the background you can hear bells ding, people screaming. Game shows. The X-rays show the truth, something long and thin, bent double inside his bladder. This long, thin V inside him, it's collecting all the minerals in his piss. It's getting bigger and more rough, coated with crystals of calcium, it's bumping around, ripping up the soft lining of his bladder, blocking his piss from getting out. His kidneys are backed up. What little that leaks out his dick is red with blood. This kid and his folks, his whole family, them looking at the black X-ray with the doctor and the nurses standing there, the big V of wax glowing white for everybody to see, he has to tell the truth. The way Arabs get off. What his big brother wrote him from the Navy. On the phone, right now, he starts to cry. They paid for the bladder operation with his college fund. One stupid mistake, and now he'll never be a lawyer. |
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That's not my cup of coffee
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i once saw a video of a guy stuffina toothbrush up his dickhole, then proceeding to scrub his insides clean. i can't understand how anyone could derive pleasure from penetrating their urethra. my uncle almost bled to death though his dick when the nurses slipped inserting a catheter. this can't be safe, lol.
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Just the thought of stuffing something in there makes me shudder.
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The words "fuck that" spring to mind...
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Not me... Too freaky...
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depends on if you have kids at that school - lol
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Wouldn't a condom be easier?
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Wearing one of those is an act of sheer stupidity.
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it already hurts just to look at the pictures of it.
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