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CarlosTheGaucho · 02-18-2009, 06:34 PM

Certain fuckin braindead bitch got a flu and was caughing around so intense that I got it too. I'll lock her down in the basement and won't let her contact people till she's dies or gets cured or something.

I've overdosed myself with everything I found - Aspirin / Vitamin C / some drops and all kinds of shit, then I sipped a lot of tea with a moonshine.

Can't sleep and I'll probably get hallucinations soon, what's your recipe?

brassmonkey · 02-18-2009, 06:35 PM

drink plenty of water and orange juice make sure you eat something even if its pudding or a piece of toast

Darkhorse · 02-18-2009, 07:49 PM

lol, I thought my son and I had the flu this week took him to doctors yesteday turns out it's Fifth Disease lol....

Matyko · 02-19-2009, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

drink plenty of water and orange juice make sure you eat something even if its pudding or a piece of toast

I am just over this fucking annoying goddamn flu fuck

What helped me a lot was real vitamin C [fresh lemon with a little sugar [2 whole lemons/day]]
If you reach the phase when you feel fucking bad and can't work: take some serious shit like advil ultra forte or algoflex forte, both helped me a lot.

Don't forget that artificial vitamins are much much weaker than the "organic/natural".

The most hated part by me is when the shit is twisting your nose, and your eyes tearing nonstop. You blow your nose every 3 minutes... very very annoying...

Hey, I've read that if you dont feel hungry, you dont have to eat!!! Ppl used to say what Brassmonkey suggested you, but its not a coincidence that you dont feel hungry: your body tries to focus on fighting the invaders and does not want to hassle with dealing woth food to process. After ~8-12 hours of not being hungry at all you'll feel hungry for sure. wait for that time, listen to your body. However if you're not hungry for days you obviously must eat.

Good Luck!!!

jollyperv · 02-19-2009, 12:41 AM

Retardedly hot showers are good for temporary relief.

RRRED · 02-19-2009, 02:01 AM

Embrace and enjoy. It's your bodys time to be selfish and rest. How often do you lay in bed and do nothing for days? It can be a good thing. Appreciate it.

eroticsexxx · 02-19-2009, 02:12 AM

Tried, tested and true...

Kills the flu dead in one sitting!

StaceyJo · 02-19-2009, 03:43 AM

Liquids, lots of liquids.

CaptainHowdy · 02-19-2009, 03:53 AM

Orange juice, red tea (pu-ehr) with honey and some vitamin C.

tranza · 02-19-2009, 06:56 AM

A hot tea made with ginger, lemon and honey!!

John-ACWM · 02-19-2009, 10:07 AM

I've noticed that orange juice with acid makes the flu go away.And a few aspirins,of course

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-20-2009, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

I am just over this fucking annoying goddamn flu fuck

What helped me a lot was real vitamin C [fresh lemon with a little sugar [2 whole lemons/day]]
If you reach the phase when you feel fucking bad and can't work: take some serious shit like advil ultra forte or algoflex forte, both helped me a lot.

Don't forget that artificial vitamins are much much weaker than the "organic/natural".

The most hated part by me is when the shit is twisting your nose, and your eyes tearing nonstop. You blow your nose every 3 minutes... very very annoying...

Hey, I've read that if you dont feel hungry, you dont have to eat!!! Ppl used to say what Brassmonkey suggested you, but its not a coincidence that you dont feel hungry: your body tries to focus on fighting the invaders and does not want to hassle with dealing woth food to process. After ~8-12 hours of not being hungry at all you'll feel hungry for sure. wait for that time, listen to your body. However if you're not hungry for days you obviously must eat.

Good Luck!!!

That's some useful info for sure, thanks!

I just slept for like 20 hours after I overdosed myself again with everything I found, I'll try the lemon though.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-20-2009, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Embrace and enjoy. It's your bodys time to be selfish and rest. How often do you lay in bed and do nothing for days? It can be a good thing. Appreciate it.

Well it sure was selfish for the past 20 hours, I'm feeling like waking up from hybernation.

PersianKitty · 02-20-2009, 01:06 AM

I've gotten a flu shot every year for the past 8 or 9 years. Haven't had the flu or even a really bad cold during that time (knock on wood).

NickB. · 02-20-2009, 01:07 AM

hot tub = jagermeister = bed

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-20-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

I've gotten a flu shot every year for the past 8 or 9 years. Haven't had the flu or even a really bad cold during that time (knock on wood).

I should consider that, with all the idiots caughing around.

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