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MetaMan · 03-21-2009, 06:35 PM

I am heading to the Huskey Dine-In to pick up some hot trucker bitchs and eat patty melts.

whos with me?

03-21-2009, 06:39 PM

OH ME!! PICK ME!!

/me jumps up and down

COME ONNNNN!!!

DirtyDanza · 03-21-2009, 07:16 PM

lot lizards yay

Iron Fist · 03-21-2009, 07:22 PM

You live by a Husky? You must live in a trailer park then... the only Husky I know of is on 16th Avenue in Calgary and it's right around the ghetto areas up north.

notoldschool · 03-21-2009, 07:23 PM

Trucker & Hot do not go together.

STAROTICA · 03-21-2009, 07:30 PM

not really into Husky chicks....like 'em pitite.

MetaMan · 03-21-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

You live by a Husky? You must live in a trailer park then... the only Husky I know of is on 16th Avenue in Calgary and it's right around the ghetto areas up north.

i know you are poor, sigwhoring is tough and public transportation sucks balls. but some of us have a thing called CARS.

i know im a show off.

idiot.

BlackCrayon · 03-21-2009, 07:57 PM

hot hamberg sandwiches!

WarChild · 03-21-2009, 08:44 PM

Hey Meta can I come to the Professor MetaMan seminar "Meta On Being The Man" in Calgary this year? I'd really appreciate at least getting on the waiting list. Let me know asap.

mozadek · 03-21-2009, 09:31 PM

Trucker chicks usually have gunts.

WarChild · 03-21-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek

Trucker chicks usually have gunts.

If I were you I'd just shut your mouth before MetaMan pulls his giant horse cock out of your mother and slaps you upside the head with it.

MetaMan · 03-21-2009, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Hey Meta can I come to the Professor MetaMan seminar "Meta On Being The Man" in Calgary this year? I'd really appreciate at least getting on the waiting list. Let me know asap.

the MetaMan world seminar will be held in Los Angeles California on the date of july 26th at the staples arena. Please visit back for details.

nico-t · 03-21-2009, 09:49 PM

i need to pick up my fucking car tomorrow! fuck! drinking is nice. But sucks too. But its nice.

bobby666 · 03-21-2009, 11:50 PM

sorry i am no chick

CaptainHowdy · 03-22-2009, 07:04 AM

I'm up for the patty melts...

John-ACWM · 03-22-2009, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch

OH ME!! PICK ME!!

/me jumps up and down

COME ONNNNN!!!

Deej · 03-22-2009, 01:54 PM

Not here man...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-22-2009, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

You live by a Husky? You must live in a trailer park then... the only Husky I know of is on 16th Avenue in Calgary and it's right around the ghetto areas up north.

It's fucking Alberta, there's WAY more than one Husky kicking around...

Elixir · 03-22-2009, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek

Trucker chicks usually have gunts.

ztik · 03-22-2009, 03:17 PM

hey sweet thing!!

prly not.. lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-22-2009, 03:22 PM

And yes, there are some fucking smoking hot trucker chicks in Alberta. I've met a couple before. In Alberta there's big paying oilfield jobs (or there were, lol broke rigpigs), any guy can drop out of highschool and be making $8-9kmonth on the rigs. Well, that goes for girls too. There's a few girls out there who say fuck it and want a piece of that cash too. You're not gonna catch them on the rig, you know what they do? They drive truck, swamp, or work in the camp. Way back when i was on the rig, there was a fucking HOTTIE used to run one of the picker trucks. Another handful that swamped...

Saw an older woman 35-40 driving a big pink Pete once at a gas station. Hell, if I was 30-40 I'd be itching to tear a piece off an ass that good looking. Hell I'm 25 I'd probably have taken a round out of her up in that sleeper given the chance.

They definitely aren't a majority, but they are out there...

brassmonkey · 03-22-2009, 03:26 PM

better be ready to sock that bitch in the adams apple lot of freaky truckers out there

BlackCrayon · 03-22-2009, 04:44 PM

Large Marge agrees!

tASSy · 03-23-2009, 10:36 AM

once upon a time i was a trucker...and i had these stickers on my truck:

pornguy · 03-23-2009, 11:25 AM

Dont most trucker chicks have strap on's?

2012 · 03-23-2009, 12:43 PM

don't forget the chicken fried steak

03-21-2009, 06:35 PM	#1
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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	And yes, there are some fucking smoking hot trucker chicks in Alberta. I've met a couple before. In Alberta there's big paying oilfield jobs (or there were, lol broke rigpigs), any guy can drop out of highschool and be making $8-9kmonth on the rigs. Well, that goes for girls too. There's a few girls out there who say fuck it and want a piece of that cash too. You're not gonna catch them on the rig, you know what they do? They drive truck, swamp, or work in the camp. Way back when i was on the rig, there was a fucking HOTTIE used to run one of the picker trucks. Another handful that swamped... Saw an older woman 35-40 driving a big pink Pete once at a gas station. Hell, if I was 30-40 I'd be itching to tear a piece off an ass that good looking. Hell I'm 25 I'd probably have taken a round out of her up in that sleeper given the chance. They definitely aren't a majority, but they are out there... Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 03-22-2009 at 03:25 PM..

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