A lesson in World History

[onwebcam]

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers,
personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.


"He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato

[st0ned]

Define "wold".

[onwebcam]

Originally Posted by st0ned

Define "wold".

wold: obvious typo

obvious: easily discovered, seen, or understood
typo: an error (as of spelling) in typed or typeset material

[cykoe6]

That is pretty funny (it is also quite accurate).

[Malicious Biz]

Obama sells last minute Illuminati joke for just $5

Last minute Illuminati jokes: one week after his last money plea, Obama asks everyone for another $5 before sky falls

After "raising $605 million through September to buy the presidency" (1), to spend it "buying" TV ads (2), $5 is the price that "Obama" asks, for a last minute ticket (3), before the sky falls again (4).

Notes
(1) October money aside, he'd have to spend $12.5 million a day just to unload September's haul by Nov. 4.

(2) Poor Obama has to "buy" TV ads to convince people that he is a real candidate, while McCain gets free ads each day packaged as "news", polling him at 45% instead of the real 5% he could improve to up from 1%, his real support before "sexy hockey mom" and "christian fundamentalist" Sarah Palin was added to his "campaign" ...

(3) In the illuminati "news": A week after his last money plea, Obama asks everyone for another $5...

(4) Google Illuminati jokes:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Illuminati+jokes
First result is this historic page: "The *** Sky is falling *** jokes by the Illuminati - ATTENTION - this is NOT a joke":
http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com...rash-1979.html
Get your helmets, because 29 years later, again, this is NOT a joke:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...+5+basic+facts
Politics & Current Event Markets -> POLL: How far will the Halloween RIOTS go, as Obama *confesses* the birth certificate "forgery"? -> Go to message *****
What will happen was published here, by prophetical non-illuminati media, which so far was never proven wrong.
http://end-times-reductionism.blogsp...oro-alias.html

Now the only question is: how severe will the riots be?
Rate from 0 (none) to 10 and state what 10 in your opinion could realistically be.
Politics & Current Event Markets -> Barack Obama for dummies - the 5 basic facts -> Go to message *****
Barack Obama alias Barry Soetoro, alias Steve X for dummies - the 5 basic facts

1. The two main goals assigned to "Barack Hussein Obama II" are:
- to let the masses swallow the "election" of Hillary Clinton;
- to prove the fulfillment of endless deception, i.e. the truth of the illuminati religion.
First exposed:
http://last-antichrist.blogspot.com/...mmies-two.html
As of today, this is the very first result for "last antichrist"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=last+antichrist

2. Barry Soetoro was renamed to "Barack Hussein Obama II" when he was already an adult.
First exposed;
http://illuminati-icons.blogspot.com...onna-role.html

3. Barry Soetoro is in fact Steve X, an American playing unofficially the role that he is not an American.
Implementation: using the parallel information societies framework, i.e. while in the internet the staged cover-up of his birth certificate, supposedly in Kenya, is headlines, in the illuminati mass media there is no mention whatsoever about it.
First exposed:
http://end-times-hoaxes.blogspot.com...s-already.html

4. Steve X will begin playing officially the role that he is not an American on Halloween (unless Illuminati slightly change the date to prove Prophet wrong).
Implementation: Barack Obama will confess the "forgery" of his "birth certificate".
First exposed:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...2+father+Obama
As of today, the two first google results are legit:
http://www.city-data.com/forum/polit...n-messiah.html
http://forums.mirror.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=54356

5. "Barack Obama alias Barry Soetoro, alias Steve X for dummies", i.e. the four previous basic facts put together add to an end times information process, i.e. any of these four basic facts were revealed first and echoed after only by two (End Times Prophet Matt Marriott and Kyoon) despite being accessible with Google after being published in the last forums where end times information could still be found.
http://end-times-information.blogspo...ocess-for.html

The real October surprise is not the Halloween's decision of the Supreme Court that "Obama II" is not eligible. (1)
This is the first case in the History of American Law where the Supreme Court is going to deliberate AFTER the accused already confessed to be guilty.
The reason is because the real October surprise already took place: Obama already confessed.
Not only did he confess but he even revealed details that will not be included in the Supreme Court's sentence. (2)

Notes
(1) EVERYTHING explained long ago.
http://illuminati-religion.blogspot....ah-barack.html

(2) The only thing that is not explicitly revealed in the previous link is what the REAL name of Barry Soetero is, i.e. the name "Hussein Obama II" had BEFORE he was adopted by Lolo Soetero.
The reason is simple: as predicted by TRUE Prophet, this mockery is used to come one word short from reaching the utter limits, i.e. by "Obama" himself revealing his complete name. (3)

(3) October 17, at the Manhattan?s Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, to 'celebrate' "America?s first Catholic president(ial)" in the presence of McCain, Obama himself finally told everyone which was his name before he was adopted: "But in the spirit of full disclosure, there are a few October surprises you'll be finding out about in the coming weeks. First of all, my middle name is not what you think. It's actually Steve".

This time there was nobody else stepping in quickly to tell him to not complete the sentence. (4)
He himself packaged his revelation as joke by adding: "That's right. Barack Steve Obama.?
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/b...ome-jokes.aspx

(4) The other time:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...+in+quickly%22
Politics & Current Event Markets -> McCain supporter Ashley Todd gets Obama Mark hoax - explained worldwide -> Go to message *****
Which agenda was advanced with the media "exposing" actor Ashley Todd being forced to receive the Obama mark as hoax? (1)

Anyone who would have understood the basics (2), would get it from the first second this ?story? appeared in the media: the agenda served by this story is the management of the anger of Obama supporters, in particular blacks, preventing that riots will get out of control, just before Obama is impeached and asks them to ?elect? Clinton.(3)

The technique of using safety valves to satisfy non-thinking people's sense of justice. (4)
Reminder: the "Antichrist replaces Messiah" script shows to what lengths can the usage of the safety valves technique go, as explained by Prophet long ago: the safety valve "McCain ineligible", about to be opened, if the illuminati feel it is required to have the brainwashed Obama supporters swallow the "Obama ineligible" final act.. (5)

Notes
(1) ATTACKED GIRL ADMITS IT WAS A HOAX!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2114282/posts Example of how nobody got the basics until #525
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/ne...s?page=525#525

(2) One of the basics:
- this ?story? would never be published (not to speak about becoming headlines) if it was not part of an act staged to advance some agenda item.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...participate%22
http://who-are-the-illuminati.blogsp...ti-agents.html

(3) The "Antichrist replaces Messiah" script
http://illuminati-religion.blogspot....ah-barack.html

(4) Another example of using this "safety valve" technique, that is most appropriate to recall here ...
Paris Hilton "I'm too beautiful for jail" vs. OJ Simpson "He is too rich and famous for jail"...
http://illuminati-agenda.blogspot.co...-for-jail.html
... since the Obama script includes some reversed OJ Simpson chapters, either staged [4b] or not [4c].

(4b) Satanic Celebrations in Obama script staged the same way and at the same time as in the OJ Simpson script:
Celebration of launch of Clinton Impeachment 10 years to the date with launch of Obama impeachment in a reversed script, 11 days after celebrating "OJ Simpson acquitted of murder" with another reversed script, i.e. "OJ Simpson guilty of robbery".
See: October satanic celebrations: launch of Obama impeachment scheduled for
http://bb.intrade.com/intradeForum/posts/list/2692.page

(4c) One of the weapons used by the Illuminati to set the "too rich to be guilty of murder" milestone with OJ Simpson in 1995 was to "prevent blacks from rioting".
Now that exact same line is the only weapon they are worried that Obama will not be able to manage, when he will ask them to cheer Clinton...

(5) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...leave+stage%22
http://bb.intrade.com/intradeForum/p...269.page#29439

[Malicious Biz]

End Time Information Process, for dummies - five entities and three steps
As you would expect from the Laws of End Times Reductionism, the process representing how the masses are confronted with the HORRIBLE TRUTH (1) about their last days in Illuminatziland, involves only five entities and resumes to only three steps.

The Three Steps involved in the Process:
1. TRUTH is revealed (WHAT happened and what is going to happen; WHY it happened or will happen) by the last End Times Prophet and echoed by Kyoon. The Laws of End Times Reductionism are found at the basic layer of the TRUTH.

2. Anyone who thanks to Google has been confronted with the Truth will refuse to accept it.

3. Once the predicted TRUTH begins to unfold, there are three possible cases:
a) Illuminati media pretends that it is actually not happening;
b) Illuminati media uses the "back into the future" technique to announce it will happen at same point;
c) Illuminati media uses the "shock and awe" technique to officially announce it. (5)

Notes
(1) In terminal End Times, after the last trumpets echoed in 1998, anything but the complete TRUTH, aka FULL STORY, is a half truth, i.e. a LIE. This is also a consequence of the Laws of End Times Reductionism as well as the ten facts (+1) about God, in particular the eleventh.
http://who-god-is.blogspot.com/2007/...ver-since.html

(2) Matt Marriott, the VERY last of only four End Times Prophets.
http://end-times-history.blogspot.co...hets-were.html

(3) Web of Truth
http://web-of-truth.blogspot.com/200...ho-echoed.html

(4) http://satanic-celebrations.blogspot...cceptance.html

(5) Example of the third case for the third step, from today. Following the links you can easily see when did the first step in this example took place:
Cash Run begins in ... Swiss Banks, short after Begin of End Time Billions Bailouts
http://end-times-data.blogspot.com/2...nks-short.html

By the way, the next information process to be terminated with the "shock and awe" technique, has a "Messiah" and an anti-christ as main information subjects.
http://illuminati-religion.blogspot....ah-barack.html

What was Barack Hussein Obama II's name before he became Barry Soetoro?
Barry Soetoro was already an adult when the illuminati changed his name to Barack Hussein Obama II. (1)
Now what was his name before he was adopted by Lolo Soetoro, a muslim indonesian citizen living in Hawaii? (2)

Notes
(1) Barry Soetoro, aka Messiah Barack Hussein Obama II, announces incoming asteroid,
or in other words:
The role assigned to asteroids and to Barack Hussein Obama II by the illuminati religion.
http://illuminati-religion.blogspot....ah-barack.html
It mentions what the script is: muslim born in Kenya, adopted by muslim indonesian citizen living in the US, Barack Hussein Obama II, is celebrated as "Hope for Change for America" and "Yes, we can", until days before the "election" of Hillary Clinton, when he is "exposed" while using the excuse to spend time with "sick" Grandma in Hawaii to prevent the forgery about his birth certificate to surface.

(2) The same question reduced to the basics: Does the script include a chapter about what his real name or not?
By the way: for the basics about naming illuminati icons, start here:
http://illuminati-icons.blogspot.com...onna-role.html

As "Obama Suspends Campaign to Visit Ailing Grandma in Hawaii", another act of in the "Obama impeachment" script, we should recall this question:

Now, who was first re-named to the illuminati icon format, i.e. Louise Ciccone to Madonna or Barry Soetoro to Barack Hussein Obama II?
Help to let you answer:
... (1)

Note
(1) See
Barack Hussein Obama II vs. Madonna: role of birth certificate in naming illuminati icons
https://bb.intrade.com/intradeForum/...list/2777.page
http://illuminati-icons.blogspot.com...onna-role.html

From:
http://bb.intrade.com/intradeForum/p...692.page#31639

Posted by Kyoon, Oct 6

The connection between O.J. Simpson, the Clintons and Barack Obama is completely explained. The only thing that is not FULLY explicitly explained is what exactly the final leg is.
As explained in the links, it is the final leg of the road 666, i.e. the path that ends with the formal acceptance of the mark of the beast, November 2, 2004.

Again:
- sheep accepting the ?OJ Simpson not guilty after murdering? illuminati script was one of the milestones of the final leg;
- sheep accepting the ?Clinton acquitted after lying under oath? illuminati script was one of the milestones of the final leg.

October 2008, the illuminati celebrate these milestones to the day, by staging the reversed repetition of those milestones:
- ?OJ Simpson guilty of robbery?, 13 years to the day;
- launch of ?Obama impeachment" ending with Obama guilty and Clinton "elected", 10 years to the day.

October 14 - It has just been launched with this "Shocking development"
Mrs Obama decides enough is enough
?My husband was born in Hawaii and adopted by his step father, does that make him unpatriotic; she asks?, on a direct telephone to API.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2105865/posts

Judicial launch will follow immediately after, with Court Ruling On Berg v. Obama.
Prophet's words are still in this page from October 2 (search for Kyoon)
http://www.obamacrimes.com/index.php...ion-to-dismiss

Of course now that it has been launched it will be no more possible to post the Prophet's words to that site.

From Madonna to Barack Hussein Obama II - the process of naming illuminati icons

As now the ultimate example for naming illuminati icons, Barack Hussein Obama II, is about to step down from stage, as part of the same process which has the Clintons stepping again to perform their VERY last act (1) in the ultimate screenplay, with special guest Osama (2), it is most appropriate to remind this historical post from TRUE Prophet Truth666. (3)
This post is nothing less than the VERY first post in of the very first page still available exposing how illuminati icons (4) are named.

Notes
(1) Following the title matching results returned from this black hole....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...r+the+stage%22
... you can confirm that the script was published first time at least as early as May 2007

(2) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...a+step+down%22

(3) Everything in "Madonna", starting with the name, was engineered by the same people that designed the upgrade 20 years later, Britney Spears. ... (5)
BTW, one of the main roles that those people that engineered Madonna gave her was the same that the Clintons played.
See posts by Truth666 here: #2, #28, #39, etc, at:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1155855/posts

(4) First result, as the name matching blogspot URL indicates, is the correct one.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...inati+icons%22

(5) BTW, the upgrade failed...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...pl acement%22

Why Obama (and probably Osama) will be asking to "elect" Clinton November 4

You will not understand the October 2008 satanic celebration, with "Osama Bin Laden" being probably asked to step on stage to help fulfill what End Times Prophet prophesized and the Illuminati can't change in script, i.e. Obama to step down while asking his crowd to have the voting machines "elect" Hillary ... (1)

... unless you did understand how 9/11 2001 fits into Schiavo 2005, in the puzzle of illuminati satanic celebrations. (2)

Notes

(1) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...the+stage%2 2

(2) See article below:

Mark of the Beast: how did the post-acceptance Schiavo celebration fit into the 9/11 celebration

What End Times Prophet prophesized, as the Schiavo celebration was launched 2005

1. End Times Prophet revealed the basic fact about what would happen: Illuminati celebrate the acceptance of the mark of the beast with the ultimate satanic ritual murder, a ritual also useful to convince the few who did not accept it that "there is no more hope".

2. End Times Prophet revealed the basics of what ultimate satanic ritual murder would mean: "live" satanic ritual on TV ending obviously with the death of the victim.

3. End Times Prophet revealed that one of the basic agenda items (besides advancing the "mass murder of unproductive" agenda) of the "Schiavo" script was that it was a piece in the puzzle of illuminati celebrations.

4. End Times Prophet revealed how this satanic celebration related to the 9/11 satanic celebration, the first "live" mass slaughter of the "average" citizen: just like 9/11, Terri Schindler aka Schiavo, the first "live" satanic ritual murder, should include every possible symbol of "human cattle in the slaughterhouse being slaughtered without reacting".
Reminder: such 9/11 symbols go from calls to "Remain in the building" after the WTC tower was "impacted" to people hanging to glass windows before jumping off the cliff; the ultimate symbol is the use of mini-nukes against the own citizens to let the curtain fell.

5. End Times Prophet revealed that one of those symbols would be the date of the death, scheduled for Good Friday 2005

[onwebcam]

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

.....

huh?..

[Malicious Biz]

Notes
(1) Satanic celebrations ever since the illuminati target date, 1998, and short after the battle of Armageddon begun, were explained in advance always by one and the same...

Google as usual knows it.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...c+celebrations
Make sure you don't miss this one:
http://satanic-celebrations.blogspot.com/

(2) Illuminati religion requires reversed scripts. The very last of them, again, was explained by one and the same...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...tt+MATT+24%3A6

(3) The comeback kid script, again, was explained by one and the same. All of it long ago.
http://last-antichrist.blogspot.com/...mmies-two.html
http://end-times-data.blogspot.com/2...-horrible.html
http://end-times-prophet.blogspot.co...n-will-be.html
http://end-times-computers.blogspot....kobamacom.html

[J. Falcon]

I feel enlightened

[tony286]

you guys have waaay to much free time on your hands. lol

[Malicious Biz]

1 (1) + 1 (2) = 2 (3)

Notes

(1) Almost ten years later, the date is 6 June 2008, the day function returns 11, as much as the total of day 1.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...ed+on+Day+1%22

(2) The date is today, roughly three months later: the day function returns 25 (Oil spikes $25 a barrel in hours), as explained on day 1 by End Times Prophet.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...on+the+move%22

(3) Now the question is: why did you refuse to add 1 + 1?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...H+about+you%22

[Malicious Biz]

Clinton endorses Obama = theater to help Obama's crowd accept to support Clinton, once Obama, after the coming "scandal", will be "forced" to exit the "race".

Obama's role: voting machines count Clinton's 5 pct votes correctly.

Role of senile McCain as alternative to next "elected" president Clinton: prove that the illuminati can sell ANYTHING to the "human cattle".

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Ron Paul = Obama = Alex Jones = illuminati agent

Google

who-are-the-illuminati.blogspot

New Hampshire primary 2008 and 2004 for dummies: Obama's role explained, or How can Hillary Clinton win with 5 pct of the votes?

The magic: voting machines + the candidate who is supposed to lose.

Reminder: Obama and Ron Paul role is to confirm that illuminati media polls are legit and voting machines count Clinton's votes correctly.

All has been explained long ago:

http://last-antichrist.blogspot.com/...mmies-two.html

http://end-times-data.blogspot.com/2...-horrible.html

http://end-times-prophet.blogspot.co...n-will-be.html

http://end-times-computers.blogspot....kobamacom.html

[2012]

[Malicious Biz]

From Madonna to Barack Hussein Obama II - the process of naming illuminati icons

BTW, one of the main roles that those people that engineered Madonna gave her was the same that the Clintons played.
Anyone have a guess ?

As now the ultimate example for naming illuminati icons, Barack Hussein Obama II, is about to step down from stage, as part of the same process which has the Clintons stepping again to perform their VERY last act (1) in the ultimate screenplay, with special guest Osama (2), it is most appropriate to remind this historical post from TRUE Prophet Truth666. (3)
This post is nothing less than the VERY first post in of the very first page still available exposing how illuminati icons (4) are named.

Notes
(1) Following the title matching results returned from this black hole....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...ar+the+stage%22
... you can confirm that the script was published first time at least as early as May 2007

(2) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...ma+step+down%22

(3) Everything in "Madonna", starting with the name, was engineered by the same people that designed the upgrade 20 years later, Britney Spears. ... (5)
BTW, one of the main roles that those people that engineered Madonna gave her was the same that the Clintons played.
See posts by Truth666 here: #2, #28, #39, etc, at:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1155855/posts

(4) First result, as the name matching blogspot URL indicates, is the correct one.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...minati+icons%22

(5) BTW, the upgrade failed...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...+replacement%22

[onwebcam]

Here's one I thought you might like Malicious

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by onwebcam

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers,
personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.


"He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato

very damn true!