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JenniDahling · 04-24-2009, 12:15 PM

Move to the country of Andorra!

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/0...edition_europe

This tiny country is a tax haven and home to Global Accés S.L

Kiwigirl · 04-24-2009, 12:25 PM

Hmmmm, do they have good plastic surgeons?
Cos if I save on taxes I would spend more on chocolate and would require a huge amount of lipo! LMAO

JFK · 04-24-2009, 01:33 PM

saw that this morning

CDSmith · 04-24-2009, 02:07 PM

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Why Andorrans live longer

I heard it's because their sun has less UV red and more UV blue in it.

JenniDahling · 04-24-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwigirl

Hmmmm, do they have good plastic surgeons?
Cos if I save on taxes I would spend more on chocolate and would require a huge amount of lipo! LMAO

You work it off walking to the store because the whole place is on an incline. lol What is even crazier is they sell cigarette bundles in giant bins on the sidewalk. 2 cartons shrink wrapped together with a free lighter for usually about 24 Euro. A pack costs around 2 Euro.

Booze is also pretty cheap to buy and there is no sales tax on anything.

RyuLion · 04-24-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Booze is also pretty cheap to buy and there is no sales tax on anything.

Oh hell yeah!!!!!!

I hate giving $ to the US govvv..

CDSmith · 04-24-2009, 03:40 PM

Guess I'm the only trekkie here today.

heh.

*cough*

Jman · 04-24-2009, 03:42 PM

"Andorra, a beautiful mini-country in the Pyrenees, offers its residents a peaceful life."

I am sure a bunch of adult webmasters would be welcome with open arms ;-)

cherrylula · 04-24-2009, 05:00 PM

yeah fast food, air pollution and stress will kill ya.

JenniDahling · 04-24-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Guess I'm the only trekkie here today.

heh.

*cough*

I appreciated your alien! I'm a TNG fan

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-24-2009, 07:10 PM

ya, housing only starts at like $2mil for a bungalo. but ya, andorra is my favorite on the tax haven list. 5 major ski resorts, tax free living. niceness... aruba is a lot cheaper, but they don't have ski resorts

Due · 04-24-2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

ya, housing only starts at like $2mil for a bungalo. but ya, andorra is my favorite on the tax haven list. 5 major ski resorts, tax free living. niceness... aruba is a lot cheaper, but they don't have ski resorts

That reminds me of this clip
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._not_in_africa

I love living in Andorra, let me know if you are ever in the neighborhood, we got the best ski resorts in Europe

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-24-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Due

That reminds me of this clip
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._not_in_africa

I love living in Andorra, let me know if you are ever in the neighborhood, we got the best ski resorts in Europe

let me bank a few million first, lol

JenniDahling · 04-24-2009, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

ya, housing only starts at like $2mil for a bungalo. but ya, andorra is my favorite on the tax haven list. 5 major ski resorts, tax free living. niceness... aruba is a lot cheaper, but they don't have ski resorts

True dat. 5 star hotels are inexpensive about 100EUR off season.

We drove through some of the resorts but I was there too early for snow. Interesting to see the lifts tho, you can see they take their skiing seriously!

I wonder where they put the cows though when it snows. There were a lot of em!

It was like the hills were alive with the sound of cowbells! First time ever I didn't think we needed more cowbell

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-24-2009, 08:40 PM

pictured their mountains being steeper for some reason...

Due · 04-24-2009, 08:45 PM

Andorra is also the country with the most Mercedes Benz limos in the world per capita, I haven't really seen a lot of them though.
Here is some random pictures from the parking lot downtown (it's a popular place since the first hour of parking is free)

JFK · 04-24-2009, 08:52 PM

which one is yours Morten?

JenniDahling · 04-24-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

pictured their mountains being steeper for some reason...

Majority of the mountains are, when you're in the main cities you're surrounded by steep mountain faces that look unscalable, but when you drive up a bit you can see the areas that are more suitable for skiing and hiking.

I've never felt so tiny before. The mountains are magnificent. Awesome that you know about the place, not very many folks do unless they either hide their money there, went skiing or shopping, or drove through it and didn't blink.

Due · 04-24-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

which one is yours Morten?

I don't need a car.
According to google maps I got 0.18655 miles to the office (if the 865 feet is converted correct) and about 0.2 miles to the airport shuttle bus, I got shopping and multiple restaurants on the way so I can't really complain

AGS-17 · 04-25-2009, 12:02 AM

Pretty red cars

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-25-2009, 01:06 AM

with all those ferrari's and shit i'd just have to be the balla who imported a cavalier

mule · 04-25-2009, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Majority of the mountains are, when you're in the main cities you're surrounded by steep mountain faces that look unscalable, but when you drive up a bit you can see the areas that are more suitable for skiing and hiking.

I've never felt so tiny before. The mountains are magnificent. Awesome that you know about the place, not very many folks do unless they either hide their money there, went skiing or shopping, or drove through it and didn't blink.

Andorra rocks. I went there on holiday with some friends who live in Toulouse, we camped, hiked, climbed and crawled around in the most breathtaking caves. Good memories

polish_aristocrat · 04-25-2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Due

Here is some random pictures from the parking lot downtown (it's a popular place since the first hour of parking is free)

BS

look at all the normal cars behind the parking lot. Even your pics are called "Ferrari gathering andorra 2008"

adonthenet · 04-25-2009, 06:05 AM

ahhaha nice one Polish =)

Due · 04-25-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

BS

look at all the normal cars behind the parking lot. Even your pics are called "Ferrari gathering andorra 2008"

The road behind is the main road that goes through Andorra, it's the biggest road we got

It's still pretty bad ass getting that many ferrari's put together for a country that got only about 65-70K citizens

Rochard · 04-25-2009, 03:00 PM

CNN just did a report on living longer. It said sex and naps will help you live longer. I'm trying to talk my wife into this.

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