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abshard · 06-01-2009, 02:03 PM

When I was 19 I was driving to my parents house from my grandma's for dinner about a 2 mile drive. I was pulled over because 1 of my headlights was out also I think I had 1 taillight out also. After talking to the officer for a few minutes he asked me to get out of the car. By this time there were 4 officers there. They were flashing their flashlights in my face checking my eyes,i think at one point I was told to close my eyes and I guess I started swallowing too much, my heart rate was elevated because I was nervous. My eyes were not responding correctly to the flashlight I guess. They asked to search my car and I let them.

I told them that I had never drank, smoked or ever used any illegal drugs in my life, which was the truth and they laughed at me. After about 1 hour I was put in hand cuffs and taken to the police station where I was put in a room and asked more questions, I was told to take a urine test but I was un able to urinate with him standing over my shoulder, then I was taken to the hospital in handcuffs and had my blood drawn. After that I was taken to the booking place where I was first strip searched, bend over cough all that. Then I was moved to the telephone room and called my family by this time it was after midnight. Then I was moved to the next cell where most of the people were lying on the dirty floor asleep or half asleep,i guess drunks. I then went to a window and gave them my information and asked how long I would have to stay here because I didn?t do anything wrong and she told me she didn?t know. But I think after about 8 hours I was finally released but not before serving us a piece of discolored green ham and some other crap I didn?t eat.

About a month later I went to court and the charges were dropped. I think it was the day after I got released my mom contacted a lawyer to see if there was anything we could do,i wanted to sue the officer but was told they can arrest you for any reason and there was nothing I could do.

daniel_webcams · 06-01-2009, 02:08 PM

no.. never

CaptainWolfy · 06-01-2009, 02:32 PM

not a single time, but i am still young :D

PornoStar69 · 06-01-2009, 03:06 PM

my brother went to prison in 2004 for 12 months, after like 3 weeks his appeal was accepted so they transfered him to an 'open prison' - much to his relief. He phoned me up one time and said 'next time you visit me bring the 'ITV digital set-top-box'

on several occasions he was allowed to work outside cutting the bushes

Scott McD · 06-01-2009, 03:08 PM

Nope. And i plan to keep it that way...

genoveze · 06-01-2009, 03:50 PM

you mother fuckin convicts you haha, lets put some money together to open a private jail for gfy members, with weekly bitches comming to visit and fuck them, I mean, they are our members right ?:D

bbobby86 · 06-24-2009, 10:11 AM

very nice storys here... i like it...

quiet · 06-24-2009, 10:17 AM

once when i was 15, got caught shoplifting and the cops put me in the drunk tank with a naked indian covered in puke, until my parents picked me up. was there around 3 hours i think.

then another time just a couple of years ago, to do a breathalizer test, i passed, and was locked up for around 2 hours.

JayDeeZee · 06-24-2009, 10:17 AM

I once went to visit a guy. That was enough for me.

EllaBlack · 06-24-2009, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I am posting from jail right now. It isn't as bad as you think.

Ha ha! That was funny!

wizzart · 06-24-2009, 10:19 AM

3 years and 3 months, bu not proud on it

Twoface31 · 06-24-2009, 10:20 AM

I got in jail for all most 3 months, reason working in a porn world.......

Grapesoda · 06-24-2009, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbobby86

Maybe...

Sometime...

One night...

yeah, it was really cool.... I had a boyfriend and everything!!!

baddog · 06-24-2009, 10:26 AM

Not lately

Manowar · 06-24-2009, 10:31 AM

nope i havent

jaycontentbandit · 06-24-2009, 10:33 AM

Only over night a few times

Deesnuts · 06-24-2009, 10:37 AM

one night was enough

GTS Mark · 06-24-2009, 10:46 AM

Was in the paddy wagon once, that was enough for me

smutnut · 06-24-2009, 11:02 AM

Raybrook NY, FCI (Lewisberg, El Reno, Terminal Island via Con Air)
Boron CA, FPC
Cambridge (House of Corrections)
Plymouth (House of Corrections)
Concord (MA State)

Lots of Local jails

I'm so proud!

tranza · 06-24-2009, 11:19 AM

No, thanks

NetHorse · 06-24-2009, 11:28 AM

Never to prison, but I've been to jail, never for more than 4-5 hours though. Drag racing, battery and DUI.

My little brother got sent to county for 3 days for throwing a football at a windshield after an OSU football game.

Bryan G · 06-24-2009, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Was in the paddy wagon once, that was enough for me

Just once?? you disappoint!

american pervert · 06-24-2009, 01:23 PM

120 days in la county reduced to 48... kinda like a shitty boys summer camp. i was picked to be the wood rep in both my dorms so that was nice. easier than i thought

Dirty Dane · 06-24-2009, 01:25 PM

All the time. Visit my friends

smutnut · 06-24-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert

120 days in la county reduced to 48... kinda like a shitty boys summer camp. i was picked to be the wood rep in both my dorms so that was nice. easier than i thought

You're probably the most legit convict here!

trevesty · 06-24-2009, 02:22 PM

yes..

don't get really drunk then purposely drive from lane to lane when you see a cop pull up behind you.. instant DWI.. haha

only for 5 hours, though.. after bitching that i had the $500 bail in my wallet very loudly. and dropping my lawyer's name quite a few times(my lawyer and his dad are very close with the judges here.. they don't lose. ever.)

mineistaken · 06-24-2009, 03:51 PM

nope........

MetrixApps - Sean · 06-24-2009, 10:09 PM

yes. i was a stupid kid.

MasterBlow · 06-25-2009, 12:21 AM

only once & only one day

blonda80 · 06-25-2009, 04:48 AM

nope, .... not yet

JohnnyV_MaxCash · 06-25-2009, 06:36 AM

[/QUOTE]

This looks just like my office.....weird.

Roby · 06-25-2009, 06:40 AM

never been

kristin · 06-25-2009, 06:40 AM

I never made it into the cell ... medically discharged.

I did get to experience the squat naked and cough procedure, getting booked and mug shot, wearing the fun outfit. Actually just being in a jail facility just sucks all around. Everyone who is there is "not guilty." LOL.

Chicks Delivery · 06-25-2009, 06:47 AM

Almost, but no.....

bdeforest · 06-25-2009, 08:15 AM

I got picked up on a GTA offense but no extradition so no charge on that. But they did get me for possession of marijuana. 8 days for a misdemeanor possession charge in texas!

bbobby86 · 08-03-2009, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV_MaxCash

This looks just like my office.....weird.[/QUOTE]

looking like some war zone...

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06-01-2009, 02:03 PM	#51
abshard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 6,307	When I was 19 I was driving to my parents house from my grandma's for dinner about a 2 mile drive. I was pulled over because 1 of my headlights was out also I think I had 1 taillight out also. After talking to the officer for a few minutes he asked me to get out of the car. By this time there were 4 officers there. They were flashing their flashlights in my face checking my eyes,i think at one point I was told to close my eyes and I guess I started swallowing too much, my heart rate was elevated because I was nervous. My eyes were not responding correctly to the flashlight I guess. They asked to search my car and I let them. I told them that I had never drank, smoked or ever used any illegal drugs in my life, which was the truth and they laughed at me. After about 1 hour I was put in hand cuffs and taken to the police station where I was put in a room and asked more questions, I was told to take a urine test but I was un able to urinate with him standing over my shoulder, then I was taken to the hospital in handcuffs and had my blood drawn. After that I was taken to the booking place where I was first strip searched, bend over cough all that. Then I was moved to the telephone room and called my family by this time it was after midnight. Then I was moved to the next cell where most of the people were lying on the dirty floor asleep or half asleep,i guess drunks. I then went to a window and gave them my information and asked how long I would have to stay here because I didn?t do anything wrong and she told me she didn?t know. But I think after about 8 hours I was finally released but not before serving us a piece of discolored green ham and some other crap I didn?t eat. About a month later I went to court and the charges were dropped. I think it was the day after I got released my mom contacted a lawyer to see if there was anything we could do,i wanted to sue the officer but was told they can arrest you for any reason and there was nothing I could do.

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	once when i was 15, got caught shoplifting and the cops put me in the drunk tank with a naked indian covered in puke, until my parents picked me up. was there around 3 hours i think. then another time just a couple of years ago, to do a breathalizer test, i passed, and was locked up for around 2 hours.

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american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	120 days in la county reduced to 48... kinda like a shitty boys summer camp. i was picked to be the wood rep in both my dorms so that was nice. easier than i thought __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

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trevesty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,808	yes.. don't get really drunk then purposely drive from lane to lane when you see a cop pull up behind you.. instant DWI.. haha only for 5 hours, though.. after bitching that i had the $500 bail in my wallet very loudly. and dropping my lawyer's name quite a few times(my lawyer and his dad are very close with the judges here.. they don't lose. ever.)

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