New member with a new program - robotic blowjob machines! - GoFuckYourself.com

roboticblowjob · 06-07-2009, 08:47 PM

So, first... hi, and go fuck yourselves. = )

This is not our first adult e-commerce site, but it is our first affiliate program. The main site is roboticblowjob.com and the affiliate site is at roboticblowjobcash.com. As you can see, we sell a robotic blowjob machine we call the Autoblow. Take a look at the site and program - and let me know any comments or suggestions you have.

Also, I'm looking for a few $1-$5 porn site trials to partner with for the order confirmation page. I figure they'll already have their credit card out. I'll post another thread for this though.

ICQ: 370598925
SKYPE: fpindustries

JamesK · 06-07-2009, 08:52 PM

wow I want to try that thing out

trevesty · 06-07-2009, 08:54 PM

Damn, nice product.

SBJ · 06-07-2009, 08:57 PM

looking now but sounds like something cool! welcome to GFY

damn just looked at it and see no robots lol.. still cool product though.. good luck with it!

lacuna · 06-07-2009, 09:11 PM

Congrats on a new concept

voa · 06-07-2009, 09:13 PM

Welcome to the board and have a nice stay

Agent 488 · 06-07-2009, 09:18 PM

looks kind of scary, but good luck.

CunningStunt · 06-07-2009, 09:27 PM

"When you are ready to blast, just do it. It can't complain! No fancy dinners, no carrying its purse, no PMS."

Lmfao. That's my kind of copywriting!

Good luck and welcome.

init · 06-07-2009, 09:40 PM

seems like a good product, good luck with it!

roboticblowjob · 06-07-2009, 09:41 PM

Thanks for the warm welcome...

Yeah... new concept - hoping to frame it as the post-fleshlight product. So far so good.

About the copywriting... thanks. There are a few more gems I stuck into the FAQ section.

Spunky · 06-07-2009, 09:41 PM

Welcome to the board

BVF · 06-07-2009, 09:44 PM

GOD I want it!!!...I NEED IT!!!

Do you know how long I've been fantasizing about a blowjob machine?.......If I could find one that could do testicle massages, I would be in HEAVEN!!!!

roboticblowjob · 06-07-2009, 09:46 PM

testicle massagers....

hold on while I go buy thismachinesucksyourballs.com

BVF · 06-07-2009, 09:47 PM

Ok, I just saw the video and it's a good start.....That would qualify more as a handjob machine but it still looks like it could get me off....

Next thing you need is a random speed variable and a way to make it suck it from different angles.....If I could get it to make noise like it's slurping and moaning, it would be even better...

I've spent years thinking about this shit....

Vendzilla · 06-07-2009, 10:05 PM

Blow Job Machine? Thats what I call my GF

GigoloJustin · 06-07-2009, 10:22 PM

Im ordering two and leaving my wife and my gf

ztik · 06-07-2009, 10:36 PM

Do you have AIM? Im pretty sure I can sell LOTS. Please contact me.

my AIM is willraim

Iron Fist · 06-07-2009, 11:08 PM

What happens if it breaks? Does it turn your dick inside out from sucking the shit out of it? LOL

EscortBiz · 06-07-2009, 11:30 PM

congrats all the best mang

hjnet · 06-07-2009, 11:34 PM

Stick it behind a wall and you have a gloryhole machine. Would be great for a promo-video, let me know if you need my epass info to buy that idea of mine

MoreMagic · 06-07-2009, 11:48 PM

Lol a product you can buy in any respected sexshop online for less money.

06-07-2009, 11:58 PM

Hot product.
Offering webmasters animated flash banners would be great for promoting this.

roboticblowjob · 06-08-2009, 02:16 AM

The program at roboticblowjobcash.com has 30-40 banners inside....mostly flash.

fuzebox · 06-08-2009, 02:25 AM

Awesome looking product... I signed up for the affiliate program a few days ago

seeandsee · 06-08-2009, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboticblowjob

So, first... hi, and go fuck yourselves. = )

This is not our first adult e-commerce site, but it is our first affiliate program. The main site is roboticblowjob.com and the affiliate site is at roboticblowjobcash.com. As you can see, we sell a robotic blowjob machine we call the Autoblow. Take a look at the site and program - and let me know any comments or suggestions you have.

Also, I'm looking for a few $1-$5 porn site trials to partner with for the order confirmation page. I figure they'll already have their credit card out. I'll post another thread for this though.

ICQ: 370598925
SKYPE: fpindustries

wow interesting

NinjaSteve · 06-08-2009, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roboticblowjob

testicle massagers....

hold on while I go buy thismachinesucksyourballs.com

LOL!

nickutis · 06-08-2009, 03:06 AM

Interesting product. I'l give it a try, for sure!

Manowar · 06-08-2009, 03:25 AM

damn, thats unique

SBJ · 06-08-2009, 03:36 AM

I have a question about your Faq page

Quote:

How much can I earn?
Our program is simple. When our customers buy one Autoblow, you will receive 30% of the actual purchase price, not including the shipping cost. Currently, the commission is $25.50 per sale. When our customers buy both Autoblow units, you will receive 20%, or $33. Our customers choose to buy both units only about 5-7% of the time.

ok each one cost $99.95 so wouldn't 30% be closer to $30 instead of $25..

Sarah_Jayne · 06-08-2009, 03:41 AM

certainly something different

spacedog · 06-08-2009, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

damn, thats unique

There's been similar products already released.

Nicky · 06-08-2009, 06:05 AM

I'm waiting for www.realtouch.com

RayBonga · 06-08-2009, 06:11 AM

just signed up. waiting for approval

roboticblowjob · 06-08-2009, 06:24 AM

About the commission being $25 - yes, the "regular" price is $99.95, but the commission is based upon what the "sale" price is, which... well... happens to be $85.00... nearly all the time.

About Realtouch - interesting concept, but I predict they can't find enough guys wanting to pay for the downloadable content... we will see.

Si · 06-08-2009, 06:25 AM

waiting for approval

Excellent product to add to my new site

signbucks · 06-08-2009, 06:51 AM

cool program. adding to sbd

MoreMagic · 06-08-2009, 07:03 AM

Similar? lol The same product is for sale long while at many online sex shops and much cheaper. For example at this Dutch shop Pabo LINK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

There's been similar products already released.

amacontent · 06-08-2009, 07:05 AM

Ummm I think ill stick with the standard lips and saliva

Cyber Fucker · 06-08-2009, 07:08 AM

Welcome to GFY and good luck with your program!

spacedog · 06-08-2009, 07:21 AM

Do I get a discount if I buy 15 of them?

I have this idea. I'm gonna buy an old Ryder truck and on one side I'll put up a wall along the side and have these roboticblowjob thingies mounted and a hole for guys cocks, then I'm gonna paint the outside of the truck advertising "Get Your Cock Sucked Inside" and then I'm gonna park in front of some big strip club and charge people $20 to have their dick sucked.

SBJ · 06-08-2009, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

I'm waiting for www.realtouch.com

yeah when the hell is that thing coming out?!?

l0lf4c3 · 06-08-2009, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

I'm waiting for www.realtouch.com

wow... that thing is promising.

MichaelP · 06-08-2009, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

Do I get a discount if I buy 15 of them?

I have this idea. I'm gonna buy an old Ryder truck and on one side I'll put up a wall along the side and have these roboticblowjob thingies mounted and a hole for guys cocks, then I'm gonna paint the outside of the truck advertising "Get Your Cock Sucked Inside" and then I'm gonna park in front of some big strip club and charge people $20 to have their dick sucked.

LOL.. Good idea

Out of curiosity, seriously, would that be legal? since there is no human contact, but only with a machine.. ?

Same if you put A real Doll in a truck and ask 50$ ... ?

gornyhuy · 06-08-2009, 08:20 AM

You need to hire a clean up crew for that idea ^^^ eww.

MichaelP · 06-08-2009, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

You need to hire a clean up crew for that idea ^^^ eww.

roboticblowjob · 06-08-2009, 12:55 PM

The people who've applied thus far have all been approved.

Doctor Feelgood · 06-08-2009, 09:41 PM

anybody made sales yet?

Agent 488 · 06-08-2009, 09:46 PM

you have a gay tour?

Webmaster Army · 06-08-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood

anybody made sales yet?

I got 3 sales on some otherwise unproductive traffic. It seems some of them didn't use the coupon and bought the package of two.

3
$96.93

hypedough · 06-08-2009, 11:34 PM

Congrats on the new program and product, good luck for those with toy and Fleshlight traffic!

06-07-2009, 08:47 PM	#1
roboticblowjob The Autoblow Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 105	New member with a new program - robotic blowjob machines! So, first... hi, and go fuck yourselves. = ) This is not our first adult e-commerce site, but it is our first affiliate program. The main site is roboticblowjob.com and the affiliate site is at roboticblowjobcash.com. As you can see, we sell a robotic blowjob machine we call the Autoblow. Take a look at the site and program - and let me know any comments or suggestions you have. Also, I'm looking for a few $1-$5 porn site trials to partner with for the order confirmation page. I figure they'll already have their credit card out. I'll post another thread for this though. ICQ: 370598925 SKYPE: fpindustries __________________ Learn about us - vieci.com

06-07-2009, 08:52 PM	#2
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06-07-2009, 08:57 PM	#4
SBJ So Fucking Fabulous Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 11,357	looking now but sounds like something cool! welcome to GFY damn just looked at it and see no robots lol.. still cool product though.. good luck with it! __________________ Chaturbate - Make tons of money from Cams! *Name Silo - Domains under $9 and free ID protect* Last edited by SBJ; 06-07-2009 at 09:01 PM..

06-07-2009, 09:11 PM	#5
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06-07-2009, 09:40 PM	#9
init Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sarasota, FL Posts: 973	seems like a good product, good luck with it! __________________ icq: 2721653

06-07-2009, 08:54 PM	#3
trevesty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 3,788	Damn, nice product.

06-07-2009, 09:13 PM	#6
voa Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 16,532	Welcome to the board and have a nice stay

06-07-2009, 09:18 PM	#7
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	looks kind of scary, but good luck.

06-07-2009, 09:27 PM	#8
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	"When you are ready to blast, just do it. It can't complain! No fancy dinners, no carrying its purse, no PMS." Lmfao. That's my kind of copywriting! Good luck and welcome.

06-07-2009, 09:41 PM	#10
roboticblowjob The Autoblow Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 105	thanks Thanks for the warm welcome... Yeah... new concept - hoping to frame it as the post-fleshlight product. So far so good. About the copywriting... thanks. There are a few more gems I stuck into the FAQ section. __________________ Learn about us - vieci.com

06-07-2009, 09:41 PM	#11
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06-07-2009, 09:44 PM	#12
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,976	GOD I want it!!!...I NEED IT!!! Do you know how long I've been fantasizing about a blowjob machine?.......If I could find one that could do testicle massages, I would be in HEAVEN!!!! __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

06-07-2009, 09:46 PM	#13
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06-07-2009, 09:47 PM	#14
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,976	Ok, I just saw the video and it's a good start.....That would qualify more as a handjob machine but it still looks like it could get me off.... Next thing you need is a random speed variable and a way to make it suck it from different angles.....If I could get it to make noise like it's slurping and moaning, it would be even better... I've spent years thinking about this shit.... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

06-07-2009, 10:05 PM	#15
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06-07-2009, 10:22 PM	#16
GigoloJustin Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,244	Im ordering two and leaving my wife and my gf

06-07-2009, 10:36 PM	#17
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	Do you have AIM? Im pretty sure I can sell LOTS. Please contact me. my AIM is willraim __________________ .

06-07-2009, 11:08 PM	#18
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06-07-2009, 11:34 PM	#20
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	Stick it behind a wall and you have a gloryhole machine. Would be great for a promo-video, let me know if you need my epass info to buy that idea of mine

06-07-2009, 11:48 PM	#21
MoreMagic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,848	Lol a product you can buy in any respected sexshop online for less money.

06-07-2009, 11:58 PM	#22
teh ghey Guest Posts: n/a	Hot product. Offering webmasters animated flash banners would be great for promoting this. Last edited by teh ghey; 06-08-2009 at 12:01 AM..

06-08-2009, 02:16 AM	#23
roboticblowjob The Autoblow Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 105	The program at roboticblowjobcash.com has 30-40 banners inside....mostly flash. __________________ Learn about us - vieci.com

06-08-2009, 02:25 AM	#24
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 21,705	Awesome looking product... I signed up for the affiliate program a few days ago

06-08-2009, 03:06 AM	#27
nickutis Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 719	Interesting product. I'l give it a try, for sure!

06-08-2009, 03:25 AM	#28
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,529	damn, thats unique

06-08-2009, 03:41 AM	#30
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06-08-2009, 06:05 AM	#32
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06-08-2009, 06:11 AM	#33
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	just signed up. waiting for approval

06-08-2009, 06:24 AM	#34
roboticblowjob The Autoblow Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 105	About the commission being $25 - yes, the "regular" price is $99.95, but the commission is based upon what the "sale" price is, which... well... happens to be $85.00... nearly all the time. About Realtouch - interesting concept, but I predict they can't find enough guys wanting to pay for the downloadable content... we will see. __________________ Learn about us - vieci.com

06-08-2009, 06:25 AM	#35
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	waiting for approval Excellent product to add to my new site

06-08-2009, 06:51 AM	#36
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06-08-2009, 07:05 AM	#38
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06-08-2009, 07:08 AM	#39
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06-08-2009, 07:21 AM	#40
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,150	Do I get a discount if I buy 15 of them? I have this idea. I'm gonna buy an old Ryder truck and on one side I'll put up a wall along the side and have these roboticblowjob thingies mounted and a hole for guys cocks, then I'm gonna paint the outside of the truck advertising "Get Your Cock Sucked Inside" and then I'm gonna park in front of some big strip club and charge people $20 to have their dick sucked.