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Old 07-21-2009, 05:12 PM   #1
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I need to go into hiding......

My girlfriend's mother is visiting for 2 days.........


HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:16 PM   #2
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Good luck with that..
but then again its sometimes good to have The "In-laws" on your side..
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:20 PM   #3
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Yea, because everyone on some porn board gives a shit about what some gay ass canadian motherfucker is up to in his boring ass life.........

What's that you say? Your in-laws are coming into town? COOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL! Let me go fucking "tweet" about it now. lol
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:24 PM   #4
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i thought u were hunting 4 some pootang in another thread
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:44 PM   #5
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"Sorry hun, sanity called, they need me to step back into the office for a couple days."

Proceed to enjoy vacation for 2-3 days
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:46 PM   #6
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Yea, because everyone on some porn board gives a shit about what some gay ass canadian motherfucker is up to in his boring ass life.........

What's that you say? Your in-laws are coming into town? COOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL! Let me go fucking "tweet" about it now. lol
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:49 PM   #7
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Get her drunk,you might get some tag team action
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Old 07-21-2009, 05:50 PM   #8
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hehe Scott, come to Quebec and pay us a visit for few days

PS : Patty says "Bring the Baby Basset with you"


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Old 07-21-2009, 05:58 PM   #9
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My in law rocks.....
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:05 PM   #10
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:19 PM   #11
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Your hand has in-laws.
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:13 PM   #12
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My girl's father, sister and niece were all here with us for a week recently, when my son was born.

I was ready to shoot myself by the end of day 3.
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:16 PM   #13
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:29 PM   #14
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lol...my inlaws are tight...all the alcohol i can drink served to me
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:21 PM   #15
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hahaha you don't have a GF... almost had me though!
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:26 PM   #16
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:10 PM   #17
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good luck with that
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:15 PM   #18
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So now your going from meeting a girlfriend to your mother visiting? I still stand by you taking a shower first.
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:42 PM   #19
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Get somewhere for couple days and say that you were abducted by aliens. Just kiding, but get out there before it is not to late.
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:05 AM   #20
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ask a friend to kidnap you ;)
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:20 AM   #21
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is this a MY GIRLFRIEND post?
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:23 AM   #22
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Get her drunk,you might get some tag team action
that just weirded me out more than tub girl ever could
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:18 AM   #23
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Goodluck with it lol..
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