If You Had To Get A Non-Porn Biz Job, What Would It Be? - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 08-03-2009, 10:08 PM

If working in the adult biz was no longer an option, what would you do for a living?

Spunky · 08-03-2009, 10:10 PM

I had to rely on working with my hands since Jr high.still a tradesman in my blood

BusterBunny · 08-03-2009, 10:11 PM

i would just use anal hobbits tips and never get a real job

Lace · 08-03-2009, 10:16 PM

Plenty of ways to make money online. I'd probably go mainstream but I love my job and everything I do.

If I HAD to, I'd probably find myself some shitty office job until I got back on my feet.

NetHorse · 08-03-2009, 10:19 PM

I would masturbate 24/7 call you up and demand a paycheck.

tony286 · 08-03-2009, 11:05 PM

back to sales

LiveDose · 08-03-2009, 11:40 PM

One thing I wish I had followed through with and done for a few years, commercial pilot.

That is one of the few jobs I would punch the clock for.

epitome · 08-03-2009, 11:44 PM

I have a real estate business, but other people do that for me and I just get a check every month.

So I'd just start personally working in that industry again. Ugh.

epitome · 08-03-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

One thing I wish I had followed through with and done for a few years, commercial pilot.

That is one of the few jobs I would punch the clock for.

Nice. My best friend is just finishing up school now. Working on his 737 cert. He is an amazing net admin, had a thriving small business but just wasn't happy. He said fuck it, dropped most of his clients, kept a few that he works for remotely to pay the bills, moved to South Florida and started flight school in Ft. Lauderdale. Well, he partied for a year and then started school.

Big Red Machine · 08-03-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

One thing I wish I had followed through with and done for a few years, commercial pilot.

That is one of the few jobs I would punch the clock for.

Giggity Giggity Giggity

That could be a cool job

LiveDose · 08-03-2009, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Nice. My best friend is just finishing up school now. Working on his 737 cert. He is an amazing net admin, had a thriving small business but just wasn't happy. He said fuck it, dropped most of his clients, kept a few that he works for remotely to pay the bills, moved to South Florida and started flight school in Ft. Lauderdale. Well, he partied for a year and then started school.

Sweet. A friend of mine flies between the US and Asia for UPS. He is so happy and relaxed just makes you think sometimes. He takes home a very nice check and what could be better than waking up, taking a jet down the runway and flying for a living. Almost Half of the month he is at home. Pretty freakin' cool.

Raf1 · 08-04-2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Sweet. A friend of mine flies between the US and Asia for UPS. He is so happy and relaxed just makes you think sometimes. He takes home a very nice check and what could be better than waking up, taking a jet down the runway and flying for a living. Almost Half of the month he is at home. Pretty freakin' cool.

this has always been a dream job for me. Probably the only full time job I would be happy with.

bbobby86 · 08-04-2009, 12:50 AM

that would be a... maybe.. ou yea... pornstar...haha...

Bhunter · 08-04-2009, 04:27 AM

3d artist in the game bizz

Pornopat · 08-04-2009, 04:32 AM

I think I would retire then.

Ross · 08-04-2009, 04:32 AM

Back to school it would be for me.. I'd probably try become an Accountant or something along those lines.

CunningStunt · 08-04-2009, 04:37 AM

I've been too long (6+ years) out of the "real" world to be able to function. I couldn't hold down a 9-5 of any description whatsoever anymore.

Maybe I could manage being a postman.

Emil · 08-04-2009, 04:39 AM

Selling mainstream products on the net of course!

crockett · 08-04-2009, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Sweet. A friend of mine flies between the US and Asia for UPS. He is so happy and relaxed just makes you think sometimes. He takes home a very nice check and what could be better than waking up, taking a jet down the runway and flying for a living. Almost Half of the month he is at home. Pretty freakin' cool.

Airliner pilots were pulling about 150k plus awesome benefits probably 10 years ago, so I dunno what they make now but it's a decent check. Cargo hauler pilots don't make that much I don't think.

The problem with going to school is you are competing with all the military pilots from not just the normal services but also the reserves. Meaning you would have to get damn lucky to land a good jump because the military pilots have 100s/1000s of hours of flight time advantage over you.

DWB · 08-04-2009, 07:22 AM

I don't like to think about "Plan B" as it doesn't make you work as hard. But if say the internet was shut down and the DVD and magazine markets closed, and there was NO outlet for porn, anywhere, I would do two things:

1) Foreign real estate
2) Sell pussy on a grand scale

I'm no stranger to either.

seeandsee · 08-04-2009, 07:26 AM

working in Bank

DutchMOFO · 08-04-2009, 07:29 AM

Real Estate Agent

96ukssob · 08-04-2009, 07:41 AM

thats a tough one. even tho i do a lot of non-porn work (SEM) it would be really hard to hold down a 9-5 or have to report to someone each day.

id probably go back to school to be a lawyer

CaptainHowdy · 08-04-2009, 07:53 AM

Back to the male pole dancing biz I guess...

ShellyCrash · 08-04-2009, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bhunter

3d artist in the game bizz

I have a handful of friends who do this, but only one who has a steady job doing it. Very oversaturated.

raymor · 08-04-2009, 08:20 AM

I might go finish law school, just because I love it.
I got to play lawyer for a friend who didn't have an attorney
the other day. The judge let me sit at the table and walk
my friend through it, telling her what questions to ask of witnesses
and such. So much fun.

Of course, if I had to get a job this week, I AM the type of guy who
has five computers running at home at the moment. One of those
has 17 hard drives attached, and they're connected via a rack
mount 24 port switch. So I just MIGHT do sysadmin / network
admin work, or web programing like I do for the adult biz. Same
work, just different customers.

Kiwigirl · 08-04-2009, 09:29 AM

Door greeter at WalMart appears to come with benefits and is easy. LOL
I have worked in casino's previously so I would most likely want to go back to that if I wasn't in adult.

C-Luv · 08-04-2009, 09:31 AM

Go back to modeling and personal training

Beanz · 08-04-2009, 09:39 AM

I would either go back into Insurance or become a rock star

SykkBoy · 08-04-2009, 09:40 AM

I'd put together one of those "Make Easy Money On The Internet" packages and sell it on late night infomercials for $39.95 plus upsells galore...

Twistys Tim · 08-04-2009, 09:47 AM

I think I would go - reluctantly - back to the paparazzi game.

If you know what you are doing, then the money is great. It is just a pain in the ass, loads of traveling to shit holes, and incredibly boring (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz).

JC Maldini · 08-04-2009, 09:49 AM

It's a tough market, but I would love to be on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange. I can sit and watch Bloomberg, CNBC all day

BradM · 08-04-2009, 09:51 AM

Landscaper. I was telling my wife if I lost everything I'd start a landscaping company.

Furious_Male · 08-04-2009, 10:04 AM

I would probably jump back into day trading slowly. In addition I would expand my mainstream projects.

Meeper · 08-04-2009, 10:08 AM

Probably try and get a job as a Web Developer or something along those lines.

Porn Grounds · 08-04-2009, 10:22 AM

I was in the mortgage industry..so maybe that again?

AssPirate · 08-04-2009, 10:35 AM

I'd be in the wetworks business.

ShellyCrash · 08-04-2009, 12:12 PM

If money wasn't a factor I think I would open up a pizza joint. Not a huge place, but just a little hole in the wall with Pizza and Pinball. That's what I want to do when I retire.
I used to manage a pizza joint when I was a teenager and it was the funnest job I've ever had.

MaDalton · 08-04-2009, 12:24 PM

i'd be selling classic cars

GrouchyAdmin · 08-04-2009, 12:24 PM

Eskimo, of course.

LeRoy · 08-04-2009, 12:30 PM

I go back into setting up trade shows or start my auto detailing biz up again.

Something active cuz 3 years online has given me some weight in the arse.

minddust · 08-04-2009, 12:32 PM

There's no money in porn.

BFT3K · 08-04-2009, 05:47 PM

Probably back to the midget rental business for me.

WarChild · 08-04-2009, 05:56 PM

I'd probably go back to database architecture / project managment.

Sosa · 08-04-2009, 06:50 PM

Tech work which I still do for some companies in town.

Voodoo · 08-04-2009, 06:52 PM

I want to be a FIRE TRUCK! BEEP BEEEEEP!

WarChild · 08-04-2009, 07:00 PM

Let's be realistic for a second. Most of you would be sorting glass.

FlexxAeon · 08-04-2009, 07:07 PM

web dev / flash for a mainstream company

oh wait i still do that.... porn is the "side gig"

.....gotta remember that

WarChild · 08-04-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

web dev / flash for a mainstream company

oh wait i still do that.... porn is the "side gig"

.....gotta remember that

I think I might know you from a long time ago. You and a partner might have done some webdesign for me around 2002.

FlexxAeon · 08-04-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I think I might know you from a long time ago. You and a partner might have done some webdesign for me around 2002.

hmm i dont know i'd need more info. i've done a lot

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raymor Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,745	I might go finish law school, just because I love it. I got to play lawyer for a friend who didn't have an attorney the other day. The judge let me sit at the table and walk my friend through it, telling her what questions to ask of witnesses and such. So much fun. Of course, if I had to get a job this week, I AM the type of guy who has five computers running at home at the moment. One of those has 17 hard drives attached, and they're connected via a rack mount 24 port switch. So I just MIGHT do sysadmin / network admin work, or web programing like I do for the adult biz. Same work, just different customers.

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