How much should I charge for a GHETTO SAFARI? - GoFuckYourself.com

BVF · 09-01-2009, 01:06 PM

I've had a lot of men ask me if they could come along with me on a "hunt" for the girls...Some have even offered to pay for the privilege....So I'm thinking about offering "Ghetto Safari's" where the customer will get the following

- You get to meet ME, the blackvaginafinder in the flesh (worth the price alone)
- Transportation will be provided to and from the airport or bus/train station
- 2 nites in a cheap but safe motel room in the Ghetto (one arrival day & one safari day)
- I will drive up to 2 hours and will find up to 2 girls for him in my hunting territory
- Free drive around service while she spends her time with the client in the back of the van

I'll upsell the customer for extras such as finding more girls or bringing girls to their hotel room, etc.......they will pay for their own transportation.

So what do you think would be a fair price for something like this? I'm thinking around 500.

alias · 09-01-2009, 01:08 PM

1 bucket fried chicken, 2 blunts of dro, 6 40 oz of OE or Colt 45 & a half ball of r0x. Also maybe some 9mm ammo for VIP tour.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 09-01-2009, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

1 bucket fried chicken, 2 blunts of dro, 6 40 oz of OE or Colt 45 & a half ball of r0x. Also maybe some 9mm ammo for VIP tour.

LMAo lol word

Fetish Gimp · 09-01-2009, 01:13 PM

Just remember to use an Australian accent and sprinkle your conversation with lots of "crikey mate!" and "that's a beauuuuuty".

geedub · 09-01-2009, 01:21 PM

you couldn't pay me to put my dick in those chicks, not even at your level BVF, and I have stuck my cock in some pretty disgusting holes.

alias · 09-01-2009, 01:25 PM

$500 sounds fair.

SleazyDream · 09-01-2009, 01:27 PM

dude - I love you - that sounds awesome.

JustDaveXxx · 09-01-2009, 01:38 PM

This is funny shit!. Need to throw in "dinking a 40 in the hood with the native peeps".

2012 · 09-01-2009, 01:40 PM

Throw in some crack rocks and you got yourself a deal

tical · 09-01-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

This is funny shit!. Need to throw in "dinking a 40 in the hood with the native peeps".

hahahaha

escorpio · 09-01-2009, 01:48 PM

Sounds a little risky, from a legal standpoint. Offering to procure prostitutes could land you in some trouble.
Are these guys too scared to simply drive down to the nearest ghetto and get themselves a crack whore? It ain't that difficult.
You do inspire me, though...now that Mexico has decriminalized rugs maybe I could offer a tour of Nogales strip clubs/brothels complete with cocaine and weed. How much do you think I could charge for that?

BVF · 09-01-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Sounds a little risky, from a legal standpoint. Offering to procure prostitutes could land you in some trouble.
Are these guys too scared to simply drive down to the nearest ghetto and get themselves a crack whore? It ain't that difficult.
You do inspire me, though...now that Mexico has decriminalized rugs maybe I could offer a tour of Nogales strip clubs/brothels complete with cocaine and weed. How much do you think I could charge for that?

Where did you see me offering to procure prostitutes? We're just going to find some girls....It's a SAFARI!!

And YES they are too scared to drive to the nearest ghetto....People who aren't probably don't even have the money anyway...Plus they want the experience of hunting with the ultimate street hunter....

CunningStunt · 09-01-2009, 02:02 PM

Gotta love creative marketing ideas. The ghetto version of the bangus original.

Good luck with that BVF, I reckon it will be a riot.

escorpio · 09-01-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

Where did you see me offering to procure prostitutes? We're just going to find some girls....It's a SAFARI!!

And YES they are too scared to drive to the nearest ghetto....People who aren't probably don't even have the money anyway...Plus they want the experience of hunting with the ultimate street hunter....

I would definitely have some sort of disclaimer about how you're not responsible for whatever transpires between your client and the girls. It would probably be safest to point out the girls on the hunt and let him stalk his own prey rather than make introductions. I'd still be worried local authorities might catch wind of it and try to fuck with me.

brassmonkey · 09-01-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Sounds a little risky, from a legal standpoint. Offering to procure prostitutes could land you in some trouble.
Are these guys too scared to simply drive down to the nearest ghetto and get themselves a crack whore? It ain't that difficult.
You do inspire me, though...now that Mexico has decriminalized rugs maybe I could offer a tour of Nogales strip clubs/brothels complete with cocaine and weed. How much do you think I could charge for that?

i hope it comes with bullet proof vest my friend is in the az side of nogales its a cartel war zone

brassmonkey · 09-01-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

I've had a lot of men ask me if they could come along with me on a "hunt" for the girls...Some have even offered to pay for the privilege....So I'm thinking about offering "Ghetto Safari's" where the customer will get the following

- You get to meet ME, the blackvaginafinder in the flesh (worth the price alone)
- Transportation will be provided to and from the airport or bus/train station
- 2 nites in a cheap but safe motel room in the Ghetto (one arrival day & one safari day)
- I will drive up to 2 hours and will find up to 2 girls for him in my hunting territory
- Free drive around service while she spends her time with the client in the back of the van

I'll upsell the customer for extras such as finding more girls or bringing girls to their hotel room, etc.......they will pay for their own transportation.

So what do you think would be a fair price for something like this? I'm thinking around 500.

make dat paper

marketsmart · 09-01-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

now that Mexico has decriminalized rugs

i didnt know rugs were illegal in mexico to begin with...

are we talking about the ones that go on the ground or the ones that go on a persons head?

escorpio · 09-01-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i hope it comes with bullet proof vest my friend is in the az side of nogales its a cartel war zone

It's not that bad compared to other border towns. Maybe Agua Prieta would be better.

escorpio · 09-01-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i didnt know rugs were illegal in mexico to begin with...

are we talking about the ones that go on the ground or the ones that go on a persons head?

oops

The ones that go on your head should be illegal. Nothing looks worse than a rug.

alias · 09-01-2009, 04:16 PM

"A 3 hour tour.. ."

Manowar · 09-01-2009, 04:20 PM

ghetto safari

i fucking love it

that would be legendary

epitome · 09-01-2009, 04:23 PM

No refunds if they get shot.

You can use hookers ... it's all about the 'setup.' Porn is semi-fake, why the fuck wouldn't this be?

No planes or trains ... just Chinatown buses ... going for 'ghetto,' remember?

In all seriousness ... add up the fixed costs, then figure out what your day is worth to you and add 20-50% for the inconvenience of it all.

Teh Ashley · 09-01-2009, 04:28 PM

Hahaha. Thats crazy.. Hey, as long as you are making more than it cost to get bailed out of jail for it. Ya know, just in case.

NaughtyRob · 09-01-2009, 04:34 PM

Shit, all I need is a craigslist ad and $100 for ghetto chicks.

dav3 · 09-01-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

"A 3 hour tour.. ."

Hooligans Island!!

alias · 09-01-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Hooligans Island!!

Nice.

Profits of Doom · 09-01-2009, 05:30 PM

The world really needs a White Vagina Finder. I know there is Crack Whore Confessions, but I'd love to see a White Vagina Finder site...

Teh Ashley · 09-01-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

The world really needs a White Vagina Finder. I know there is Crack Whore Confessions, but I'd love to see a White Vagina Finder site...

I think I found her in another thread.

Jman · 09-01-2009, 05:37 PM

How about making it an affiliate contest and make the payout more long term ;-)

brassmonkey · 09-01-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Hooligans Island!!

ghett0 luv

geedub · 09-01-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

How about making it an affiliate contest and make the payout more long term ;-)

is this your way of saying you want to do the safari?

brassmonkey · 09-01-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by geedub

is this your way of saying you want to do the safari?

Pics Traffic · 09-01-2009, 07:08 PM

Just a thought of having sex with anyone of BVFs "models" makes me want to throw up.

RayBonga · 09-01-2009, 07:10 PM

where do I sign up

GAMEFINEST · 09-01-2009, 07:18 PM

lol....im down ...not

Joshua G · 09-01-2009, 07:21 PM

if any of these lovely ladies has a heavy, sagging, triple D rack, I'm in!

BaldBastard · 09-01-2009, 07:45 PM

In was looking for a tour like this when I was in NY

Stardust_ · 09-01-2009, 08:07 PM

what the nigshit

shimmy2 · 09-01-2009, 08:18 PM

i think its a good idea for the small % of your members that really wanna see street life. you're providing them a sense of security on the track, and on a serious note its really no different than those backpage ads in maxim where they are pushing asian sextours under the guise of fishing expeditions and muaythai fights. you just have to remember this is the US and you have to be careful what you put in print man, same as when posting CL ads for talent its all in the wording.

brassmonkey · 09-01-2009, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

i think its a good idea for the small % of your members that really wanna see street life. you're providing them a sense of security on the track, and on a serious note its really no different than those backpage ads in maxim where they are pushing asian sextours under the guise of fishing expeditions and muaythai fights. you just have to remember this is the US and you have to be careful what you put in print man, same as when posting CL ads for talent its all in the wording.

datz real talk

96ukssob · 09-01-2009, 08:29 PM

that is fucking awesome!

Princeton Cash - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2009, 08:32 PM

500??

Thats wayy to low

Should be at least 1500 and they should stay at your crib for the night. You can even include one gang fight with every tour ( pay some cats to stage a fight and pull out guns )

this os course is the worst type of exploitation and maybe the most ignorant idea I have ever seen posted on a forum ... but hey, fuck it

if it makes you money, do what you have to do

Just remember that the "hood" is not a zoo and that most of the people who live in the hood do so because of their financial situation ..

So yeah fuck it .. fuck em .. go ahead and treat them like animals .. you will realy be elite then ... not

Profits of Doom · 09-01-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Princeton Cash

500??

Thats wayy to low

Should be at least 1500 and they should stay at your crib for the night. You can even include one gang fight with every tour ( pay some cats to stage a fight and pull out guns )

this os course is the worst type of exploitation and maybe the most ignorant idea I have ever seen posted on a forum ... but hey, fuck it

if it makes you money, do what you have to do

Just remember that the "hood" is not a zoo and that most of the people who live in the hood do so because of their financial situation ..

So yeah fuck it .. fuck em .. go ahead and treat them like animals .. you will realy be elite then ... not

You ever actually step foot in a "hood", pussyserver? It is most definitely a zoo and that's not even taking into account the poor people that do actually have to live there. Those single mothers bring their loser boyfriends in to sell drugs and pimp, and before you know it the single mother is the one being pimped out because she got high off her boyfriend's supply.

Then motherfuckers want to shoot each other because you crossed the wrong street, and they can't even get an ambulance to come on there because they won't go in without a police escort. So yes, the "hood" is a fucking zoo, and all that's missing is the little 25 cents machines to feed the animals...

BVF · 09-01-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Princeton Cash

500??

Thats wayy to low

Should be at least 1500 and they should stay at your crib for the night. You can even include one gang fight with every tour ( pay some cats to stage a fight and pull out guns )

this os course is the worst type of exploitation and maybe the most ignorant idea I have ever seen posted on a forum ... but hey, fuck it

if it makes you money, do what you have to do

Just remember that the "hood" is not a zoo and that most of the people who live in the hood do so because of their financial situation ..

So yeah fuck it .. fuck em .. go ahead and treat them like animals .. you will realy be elite then ... not

Nigga, shut the fuck up....

Princeton Cash - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Nigga, shut the fuck up....

Thanks for the intelligent response fella.

My only question is who in their right mind trained you to use the internets??

They should be shot

BVF · 09-01-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Princeton Cash

Thanks for the intelligent response fella.

My only question is who in their right mind trained you to use the internets??

They should be shot

It's not wise to speak out like this to someone who is CLEARLY your superior within your niche.

Princeton Cash - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2009, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

It's not wise to speak out like this to someone who is CLEARLY your superior within your niche.

hahah my superior huh lol lmao

I guess thats why I oiutrank you in the serps for key niche words and terms huh lol

wtfent · 09-01-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

dude - I love you - that sounds awesome.

Is that Picture really new or really old Sleazy? You look skinny as fuck there.

Princeton Cash - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2009, 10:54 PM

It's not wise to speak out like this to someone who is CLEARLY your superior within your niche.[/QUOTE]

here ya go kiddo ... google these terms

black girls pics

black girls videos

ebony teens

thats just a sample .. you dont even show up for most niche related words and terms

and you are nowhere near in the same niche as me

You have sex with worn out crack heads on your site

I work with young beautiful ethnic teens

not even close to the same thing

So I outrank you on traffic, content and overall biz savvy

go sit down somewhere sambo ... the massa waiting for you to shuck and jive some more

StinkyPink · 09-01-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

Is that Picture really new or really old Sleazy? You look skinny as fuck there.

Sleazy got the GP. He eats peanuts and shits Jiffy.

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Princeton Cash - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 407	500?? Thats wayy to low Should be at least 1500 and they should stay at your crib for the night. You can even include one gang fight with every tour ( pay some cats to stage a fight and pull out guns ) this os course is the worst type of exploitation and maybe the most ignorant idea I have ever seen posted on a forum ... but hey, fuck it if it makes you money, do what you have to do Just remember that the "hood" is not a zoo and that most of the people who live in the hood do so because of their financial situation .. So yeah fuck it .. fuck em .. go ahead and treat them like animals .. you will realy be elite then ... not

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Princeton Cash - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 407	It's not wise to speak out like this to someone who is CLEARLY your superior within your niche.[/QUOTE] here ya go kiddo ... google these terms black girls pics black girls videos ebony teens thats just a sample .. you dont even show up for most niche related words and terms and you are nowhere near in the same niche as me You have sex with worn out crack heads on your site I work with young beautiful ethnic teens not even close to the same thing So I outrank you on traffic, content and overall biz savvy go sit down somewhere sambo ... the massa waiting for you to shuck and jive some more