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Dedico.com has hosting packages, big and small, to meet and exceed your requirements, including new Nehalem based servers that can consolidate your current IT buildout by 25-75% (depending on your current hosting setup). I?ll be funneling L-Arginine in preparation for larger orders, but in the meantime contact me through ICQ (418194907) or email ([email protected]) and see how Dedico.com can work for you? and bang your wife! |
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Nice promo!
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Sorry I had to laugh, the whole bang your wife for free! LMAO
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I think this is an amazing offer and we're the first webhost to bring it to you. Take advantage while I'm still fresh and not cramped up!
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Bump for more deals
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bump! awesome promo
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That's a great deal Sands
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Thanks guys!
For all interested parties, keep in mind that I am of average endowment and will not overshadow your manhood. ![]() |
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What about the wives that already have lovers?? I feel left out...
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My wife has a really big cock that will be perfect for banging you kiddo
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What if someone has 3 wives? Could he order just 2 servers and get the 3rd wife banged for free?
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Sorry, my wife could be banged only by myself
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What if I don't have a wife? Will a AIDs infected streetwalker do instead?
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你自己去他媽的
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Great staff guys!
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Dedico.com is hard at working pleasing our customers and pleasing their wives
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All Your Design Needs
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What if you don't have a wife?
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All Your Design Needs
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Now that is raw talent! What if someone dates a tranny and needs him/her to get banged, while you set up their server for 4 hours
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wow, great!
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Welcome to the hosting club
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Ive got a gallery server I might be looking to move, what price for 50 mbps with lotsa ram and disk space?
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Wow, nice Router! Is that yours? So funny how you don't even realize the Router is backwards AND upside down on your own web site n00b. And you are reselling cogent bandwidth at a high price. LOL
Sorry, but I *had* to do it. I used to be in the hosting biz but since there are so many penny pinchers... fuk that. LOL Shouldn't your router look like this, obviously with the rest of your blades? LOL ![]() |
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Hrmm, seems your address is a virtual office too LOL
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Bang my boyfriend for me and we have a deal!
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How many servers to bang your wife??
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Have my hosted affiliate server with Dedico and the new server was pushing next to no load at 160mbps of traffic... and I even got to watch Sands bang my wife free!
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Yesterday was a great day and I want to thank everyone who contacted me. Here's another bump for a new round of server-selling and wife-banging
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"Hey there friend, thank you for the input. If you were in the hosting business before then I'm sure that you would agree that a host should be judged on their level of dedication and service to their clients and not the images on their website. We're a new company and we're quickly expanding, and part of that expansion for us now is looking for a nice office suite. But all else aside, we work hard for our customers, just as I'm sure you did too."
Nice reply, very professional. I like how you replied.... If you are that slick in real life you might even be able to trick my wife into banging you lol. Point though: Seriously fix that image on your site. It seems as if you have no router of your own if you didn't even catch the fact that it's backwards and upside down lol. Thank god he pointed that out to you you could lose alot of biz like that however I'm sure it was just an oversite, right? Leave him alone OMDC this guy seems to have more friends here than you lol overall moral of the story? Pay attention to detail. And OMDC if you ain't got nothing constructive to say then keep it to yourself even if your point is on point |
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![]() Hey fellas,
A few quick comments for your edification: 1. No that's not our exact router. ![]() 2. Some chassis are oriented with the PSU's on top. 3. OMDC, you are a nick affiliated with SplitInfinity/Suavemente, are you not? Given your DC is the Otay Mesa Data Center, and your stated location is close to San Diego. If so, please keep in mind that for a hosting company to post derogatory comments in the thread of another hosting company is one of the biggest mistakes you can make here, and given recent threads which I will not name, I don't think you want to go down that road anymore than you already have. 4. Critical, I appreciate your constructive criticism, and you are indeed right in that most chassis orient the PSU's at the bottom, and totally justified in your comment. Big thanks to all for the great feedback from the genius thread of Sands, and I look forward to working with many more of you very soon! ![]() |
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![]() Critical: Since chassis with PSU's oriented at the top aren't too common anymore, I will grab a pic of a more recent 6500 chassis and have it put up, since other people may get the same impression you did, and I'd hate for anyone to doubt our expertise or service quality of something so silly. So again - your input is always appreciated, especially when put across in such a constructive manner. ![]() |
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There could have been a happy meal sitting on that server and I wouldnt have noticed it was wrong lol.
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Hi Joel, sorry I overlooked this! We appreciate the warm welcome
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OH MY GOD WE FLIPPED THE ROUTER OVER!!!!!! WOOOHOO!!!!
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