Retarded second hand scoped shotgun i bought (pics inside) - GoFuckYourself.com

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-10-2009, 02:02 AM

I bought this damn thing some weeks ago from someone in the adult biz. He promised me it would bring me lots of girls when i would fire it from my acre of land. But all i got was a fucking bloody eye from the epic backfire looking through the scope and a lot of laughs from the girls when they ran off.

Here is the damn thing, remind me to never buy retarded 2nd hand scoped pistols again:

I should have googled it before buying this imbeciledevice. I feel so fucking stupid owning this monkey thing now i want to get rid of it. Even my wife who used to think highly of me doesnt want me in the bed anymore (although that could be me being an alcoholist too).

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With a rifle scope on a shotgun, you will be forced to have your eye too close to the scope, and when you shoot, the recoil will likely cause the scope's eyepiece to clobber your eyebrow. This is not pleasant, and often will cut the eyebrow, which tends to bleed and generally make a mess. When you spot a crescent eyebrow scar, you know you're looking at a shooter who learned about eye relief the hard way.

So all i have to do now, is identify the dumbass who sold me this piece of crap on ebay in the first place. He will probably walk around with sunglasses to hide his eyebrow scar and messy face!

I know its my own fault trying to impress others with everything i got, but does anyone have an idea who i can sue for this piece of shit. Because i have lots of lawyers and i wanna sue someone.

Thanks for the intel!

mikesinner · 09-10-2009, 02:06 AM

lol, I can't believe you tried to shoot it like that.

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

lol, I can't believe you tried to shoot it like that.

Your kidding right josh, you didnt really buy that right.
And if you did, im sure you did not try to fire that piece of shit lol.

Awesome story!!

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 04:41 AM

I think i found the guy who sold you that:

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Originally Posted by fris

Its a puzzle, but he should be on that pic somewhere

Thanks to fris for delivering that awesome snapshot

Fletch XXX · 09-10-2009, 04:48 AM

shotgun?

Dirty Lord · 09-10-2009, 04:54 AM

i hate guns

okny · 09-10-2009, 04:59 AM

I can't imagine that feeling of the scope hitting you right in the eye, that must of sucked i suggest you find the person that sold it to you and shot him in the foot

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by okny

I can't imagine that feeling of the scope hitting you right in the eye, that must of sucked i suggest you find the person that sold it to you and shot him in the foot

Dont think thats needed lol

The guy i know who sold it to josh is known for shooting himself in the foot and ass a couple times a day on every forum around

He got back on GFY recently after a temp ban for spreading lies. I hope he will be here for a long time, nothing more fun then the smell of a good troll in the morning haha.

Ps. it is ... allformyspace

tranza · 09-10-2009, 05:31 AM

I'm sorry to hear that...hahaha

okny · 09-10-2009, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

Dont think thats needed lol

The guy i know who sold it to josh is known for shooting himself in the foot and ass a couple times a day on every forum around

He got back on GFY recently after a temp ban for spreading lies. I hope he will be here for a long time, nothing more fun then the smell of a good troll in the morning haha.

Ps. it is ... allformyspace

I totally agree what would we do if gfy was troll free.

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by okny

I totally agree what would we do if gfy was troll free.

Get bored in the break and lunchtime for sure!

Nicky · 09-10-2009, 05:43 AM

The question is, who the fuck is Rick? ^^

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

The question is, who the fuck is Rick? ^^

He will be in shortly lol, and besides that, i already gave you the answer in this thread

(But to make it a puzzle: someone who got banned together with mr.right for spreading lies about a very nice cool and cute dutch guy hrhr

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San · 09-10-2009, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

shotgun?

obviously he stole the thread from somewhere and didnt bother to edit it

XD2 · 09-10-2009, 06:06 AM

Why some people shouldn't be allowed guns:

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by XD2

Why some people shouldn't be allowed guns:

LOL.

Porn Grounds · 09-10-2009, 06:41 AM

This can't be real! LOL!!!!

John-ACWM · 09-10-2009, 06:49 AM

nice read!

Roby · 09-10-2009, 08:48 AM

nice gun

Choopa Phil · 09-10-2009, 08:52 AM

i like your .357 hand shotgun...

JFK · 09-10-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

shotgun?

mikesouth · 09-10-2009, 09:20 AM

I hope you are kidding because if you arent you have no business ever picking up a pistol which that is OR a shotgun which it isnt.

fuzebox · 09-10-2009, 09:20 AM

So you guys get all pissy when he trolls your threads, but when he's gone and leaving you alone you create new threads like this one.

It's like being back in high school or something

B O B · 09-10-2009, 09:23 AM

www.r-word.org

spread the message...

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

So you guys get all pissy when he trolls your threads, but when he's gone and leaving you alone you create new threads like this one.

It's like being back in high school or something

I know, but still it amused me this thread. Im sorry, but it did

dyna mo · 09-10-2009, 09:29 AM

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Awesome pic, im gonna borrow that one!!

FrozenJag · 09-10-2009, 01:58 PM

LOL.

Some advice, dont shoot or buy guns if you know nothing about them.

SeanLEE · 09-10-2009, 02:07 PM

your whole life is a lie... Sad.

09-10-2009, 02:08 PM

Just and FYI, I (the real Retox Josh) does not have control of the Retox Josh nick anymore.

09-10-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanLEE

your whole life is a lie... Sad.

It would also be awesome if your coward ass could get into the following thread.
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=926495

katharos · 09-10-2009, 02:12 PM

"for his 13th birthday"

ProG · 09-10-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Just and FYI, I (the real Retox Josh) does not have control of the Retox Josh nick anymore.

I thought you were using both nicks...

09-10-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ProG

I thought you were using both nicks...

If you haven't noticed the months old thread in the Buy and Sell section I sold it.

borked · 09-10-2009, 02:29 PM

careful on the dual nic

mixing 100mbit with 1000gb cards always end up downgrading the experience (if not killing the connection)

borked · 09-10-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

If you haven't noticed the months old thread in the Buy and Sell section I sold it.

oh, never mind then!

will teach me to rtft next time

09-10-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by borked

oh, never mind then!

will teach me to rtft next time

Haha, I kept my mouth shut about it, because not many really knew, but when I was outted, I don't want people to think I'm being nice and business like on one nick, and talking trash on the other, so I am making sure everyone knows I don't own it anymore.

Jack Sparrow · 09-10-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Haha, I kept my mouth shut about it, because not many really knew, but when I was outted, I don't want people to think I'm being nice and business like on one nick, and talking trash on the other, so I am making sure everyone knows I don't own it anymore.

I think you are both nice.

Serial Pervert · 09-11-2009, 06:02 AM

nice pic

pr0 · 09-11-2009, 06:40 AM

you never bought a gun & this thread is pretty stupid/ridiculous

Cutty · 09-11-2009, 09:18 AM

lmfao rick pwned

wheat · 09-11-2009, 09:23 AM

This gun is rick diculous!

96ukssob · 09-11-2009, 09:29 AM

damn that gun is money.

did you try holding it harder? that might prevent kickback. if not, try goggles

ToplistBlog_Com · 09-21-2009, 03:15 PM

Jack Sparrow · 09-21-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty

lmfao rick pwned

Was it the gun gfybanned rick/vids2k/allformyspace sold him?

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