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Old 10-04-2009, 02:28 PM   #1
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:stoned Don't make a tattoo drunk

After a bottle of vodka he woke up with a penis tattoo. He told the tattoo artist "make whatever you want, I want a "drunk tattoo" "

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Old 10-04-2009, 02:30 PM   #2
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:29 PM   #3
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:29 PM   #4
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why does it have 4 testicles?
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:50 PM   #5
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why does it have 4 testicles?
It could have been worse - check out this sausage fest:



And get a load of this swinging dick:



Remember kids, friends don't let friends get drunk dick tattoos...

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Old 10-04-2009, 04:08 PM   #6
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I saw this guy on the beach once, obvious flaming fag queen, that had tree tattoo growing out of his ass crack with dicks hanging on it. Nasty but funny.
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:13 PM   #7
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:01 PM   #8
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lol good advice
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:02 PM   #9
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:05 PM   #10
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:06 PM   #11
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That is actually some pretty sweet work....if it wasnt a dick...
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:06 PM   #12
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:47 PM   #13
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Old 10-05-2009, 12:48 AM   #14
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Lmao, thats just fucked up.
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Old 10-05-2009, 12:51 AM   #15
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creepy but thats a really good work!
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Old 10-05-2009, 07:46 AM   #16
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Old 10-05-2009, 07:56 AM   #17
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Mmmmmm permanent cock on my arm.
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:02 AM   #18
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LOL at the 4 balls...
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:22 AM   #19
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yikes. four nuts and a leaky condom. thats one hell of a tattoo.
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:28 AM   #20
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OMG! Looks like a rowdy night to do that....damn...
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:30 AM   #21
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oohhh mmannn.... he's definitely going to need to wear long sleeved shirts till he gets that laziked....

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Old 10-05-2009, 08:38 AM   #22
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Mmmmmm permanent cock on my arm.
you could gaze at it allllll day!
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:39 AM   #23
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:40 AM   #24
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Old 10-05-2009, 08:58 AM   #25
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That's terrible. I don't know why anyone would get drunk and tell the artist to draw whatever he wants. As I understand, the person who got the tattoo was drunk, correct? Good thing the artist wasn't drunk.
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Old 10-05-2009, 09:23 AM   #26
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That's terrible. I don't know why anyone would get drunk and tell the artist to draw whatever he wants. As I understand, the person who got the tattoo was drunk, correct? Good thing the artist wasn't drunk.
good tattoo artists wont tattoo a drunk person.

For one, they bleed more, youre not supposed to consume alcohol before getting a tat.

Secondly, they usually end up regretting what they had done.

The look of that work says non professional anyway...
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:20 AM   #29
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:22 AM   #30
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Its like a gross hairy four leaf clover
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:24 AM   #31
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:32 AM   #32
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