mberk is scammer? you think so? don't work with me! - GoFuckYourself.com

mBerk · 11-07-2009, 08:47 AM

Ok, fuck it all, i'm here now and have one question. Have you ever got any moneyback or job done from scammers? I haven't, but i haven't also stealed money. And don't tell me that time is money, the blog can work without design, and when you have a good amount of traffic there, you won't loose it...

from time i'v appeared here, i'v dissapeared 2 times, that's real shit!!! i'm sure all who worked with me think the same as i... but all who got their themes done - were very glad (am i right?). The situation is such: i work with designer (he's great) and i'm helping him to sell (and sometimes to fix something) themes on english boards, and we live in one town and see each other offline, so i can speak of his name. We try to make as much as we can in shortest time, but working hard 20h a day kills...

So i have question - if you want a theme from mBerk, what would be better for you?
1. worse quality and same price?
2. bigger price and more time to wait?
3. same price, same quality - but very big time to wait?

Just curious and want to hear your opinions... And i'll bump my thread now, 'couse i have a client who wants to have his 120$ back. Have i forgot about someone? if so - write me... i never steal other's money.

So i'm very sorry for disapointing some of GFY's, but please understand me right...

p.s. and there'r still bears and alcoholics in russia

)))

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-07-2009, 08:53 AM

Still working on themes from August?

Barefootsies · 11-07-2009, 08:54 AM

sig nig.

seeandsee · 11-07-2009, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

Still working on themes from August?

Forest · 11-07-2009, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mBerk

p.s. and there'r still bears and alcoholics in russia

)))

LIES i tell you LIES!

there are no bears or alcoholics in Russia!

mBerk · 11-07-2009, 09:01 AM

area51, kinda

just wasn't online from that time.... now have to return little money and can work with new scheme... i want it to be final one.

mBerk · 11-07-2009, 09:02 AM

forest, i have sean a bear today... in zoo, but anyway

and i like to have a shot in peaceull evening

brassmonkey · 11-07-2009, 09:52 AM

hahaha!! i dont know you but u pissed some peeps off vanished with some cash. i think

mBerk · 11-07-2009, 10:02 AM

brassmonkey - go show your red ass.... oh, sorry - your sig

))), somewhere else

Libertine · 11-07-2009, 10:07 AM

You should just raise your prices in the future, so you get the same amount of money for less work and can actually get everything done in a reasonable amount of time.

Right now, you're underpriced. With prices twice as high as the ones you have now, you'd still get lots of orders and could get everything done far quicker.

11-07-2009, 10:43 AM

You're a good designer, I agree with Libertine, raise your shit, don't under price yourself.

v4 media · 11-07-2009, 10:45 AM

It's things like this that piss people off.
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=933658

raise your prices, then you don't need to take on so much work.

Aric · 11-07-2009, 10:48 AM

You do nice work. It's a shame you're unreliable (based on threads I've read).

Babaganoosh · 11-07-2009, 10:52 AM

I think you are and you will never get a dime from me. How's that?

Brujah · 11-07-2009, 10:54 AM

Don't pay designers like this in advance.

fris · 11-07-2009, 11:17 AM

pay the people back you owe first, then talk shop, on a brighter note why not just contact igor directly, thats what I was doing

Sly · 11-07-2009, 11:56 AM

I am certain that this excuse is even more bizarre than "the dog ate my homework."

You fully admit that you charge low prices and are late with your product constantly. You should remedy that. Problem solved.

brassmonkey · 11-07-2009, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mBerk

brassmonkey - thank you man .... oh, luv - your sig

))), somewhere else

thats better

lazycash · 11-07-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mBerk

And don't tell me that time is money,

)))

Its not up to you decide how missing your deadlines and not producing what you promised affects your clients. If getting the design is one step in a process of completing a project and nothing can move till you produce, then obviously you are costing your clients money by disappearing.

Young · 11-07-2009, 01:59 PM

looks like someone blew all of the money and is back for more.

he needs new money to pay back old debts

not getting any of mine

brassmonkey · 11-07-2009, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

looks like someone blew all of the money and is back for more.

he needs new money to pay back old debts

not getting any of mine

yep

papill0n · 11-07-2009, 02:13 PM

you sound highly unreliable

The Porn Nerd · 11-07-2009, 02:46 PM

I'm sorry, what's going on?
PS - Never trust Russians. They will shoot you dead just as quick as fuck a goat, or your mother.

Jack Sparrow · 11-07-2009, 02:54 PM

Portfolio? Rates?

This all makes no sense to me. What you shouldve done is this, in the exact order:

1. Pay people the money back no matter how big of an asshole they where.
2. Get up a site with port, ask some people for nice quotes that are real.
3. Up your prices by a "lot", you rather make money making something good reliable and fast then trying to rush it and taking in to much you can handle.
4. Get back in here, apologize for being to busy and that you learned from that now.

Done..

billywatson · 11-07-2009, 03:50 PM

Hey bro...wanna discuss our situation here or off board?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-07-2009, 04:14 PM

I'd still give you a shot mBerk, but I would not pay in full up front. I have some projects coming soon I could use you for. Was hoping you'd show back up. If you're willing to work first and take payment later (at least for our first deal) to recoup some of your rep. Drop me a line.

NetHorse · 11-07-2009, 08:40 PM

SIG SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait a minute.

brassmonkey · 11-07-2009, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson

Hey bro...wanna discuss our situation here or off board?

this is the mberk meeting lets have it here

fatfoo · 11-07-2009, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mBerk

p.s. and there'r still bears and alcoholics in russia

)))

The bears are trained to do physical tasks and circus performances.
They can even ride motorcycles.

fatfoo · 11-07-2009, 09:02 PM

fatfoo · 11-07-2009, 09:03 PM

They are also trained to play hockey.

fatfoo · 11-07-2009, 09:04 PM

fatfoo · 11-07-2009, 09:05 PM

They ride motorcycles. This is true.

fatfoo · 11-07-2009, 09:05 PM

The secret bear experiments have been uncovered.

11-07-2009, 08:47 AM	#1
mBerk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 168	mberk is scammer? you think so? don't work with me! Ok, fuck it all, i'm here now and have one question. Have you ever got any moneyback or job done from scammers? I haven't, but i haven't also stealed money. And don't tell me that time is money, the blog can work without design, and when you have a good amount of traffic there, you won't loose it... from time i'v appeared here, i'v dissapeared 2 times, that's real shit!!! i'm sure all who worked with me think the same as i... but all who got their themes done - were very glad (am i right?). The situation is such: i work with designer (he's great) and i'm helping him to sell (and sometimes to fix something) themes on english boards, and we live in one town and see each other offline, so i can speak of his name. We try to make as much as we can in shortest time, but working hard 20h a day kills... So i have question - if you want a theme from mBerk, what would be better for you? 1. worse quality and same price? 2. bigger price and more time to wait? 3. same price, same quality - but very big time to wait? Just curious and want to hear your opinions... And i'll bump my thread now, 'couse i have a client who wants to have his 120$ back. Have i forgot about someone? if so - write me... i never steal other's money. So i'm very sorry for disapointing some of GFY's, but please understand me right... p.s. and there'r still bears and alcoholics in russia ))) __________________ CUSTOM WORDPRESS THEME DESIGN Exclusive design, Fully workable wordpres theme, Free wordpress installation icq: 387 687 173

11-07-2009, 08:54 AM	#3
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	sig nig. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

11-07-2009, 09:01 AM	#6
mBerk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 168	area51, kinda just wasn't online from that time.... now have to return little money and can work with new scheme... i want it to be final one. __________________ CUSTOM WORDPRESS THEME DESIGN Exclusive design, Fully workable wordpres theme, Free wordpress installation icq: 387 687 173

11-07-2009, 09:02 AM	#7
mBerk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 168	forest, i have sean a bear today... in zoo, but anyway and i like to have a shot in peaceull evening __________________ CUSTOM WORDPRESS THEME DESIGN Exclusive design, Fully workable wordpres theme, Free wordpress installation icq: 387 687 173

11-07-2009, 09:52 AM	#8
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,169	hahaha!! i dont know you but u pissed some peeps off vanished with some cash. i think __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

11-07-2009, 08:53 AM	#2
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164	Still working on themes from August?

11-07-2009, 10:02 AM	#9
mBerk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 168	brassmonkey - go show your red ass.... oh, sorry - your sig ))), somewhere else __________________ CUSTOM WORDPRESS THEME DESIGN Exclusive design, Fully workable wordpres theme, Free wordpress installation icq: 387 687 173

11-07-2009, 10:07 AM	#10
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	You should just raise your prices in the future, so you get the same amount of money for less work and can actually get everything done in a reasonable amount of time. Right now, you're underpriced. With prices twice as high as the ones you have now, you'd still get lots of orders and could get everything done far quicker. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

11-07-2009, 10:43 AM	#11
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	You're a good designer, I agree with Libertine, raise your shit, don't under price yourself.

11-07-2009, 10:45 AM	#12
v4 media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Spain Posts: 2,934	It's things like this that piss people off. http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=933658 raise your prices, then you don't need to take on so much work.

11-07-2009, 10:48 AM	#13
Aric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,209	You do nice work. It's a shame you're unreliable (based on threads I've read). __________________ Awesome cloud hosting by DigitalOcean

11-07-2009, 10:52 AM	#14
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I think you are and you will never get a dime from me. How's that? __________________ I like pie.

11-07-2009, 10:54 AM	#15
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Don't pay designers like this in advance. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

11-07-2009, 11:17 AM	#16
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,359	pay the people back you owe first, then talk shop, on a brighter note why not just contact igor directly, thats what I was doing __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

11-07-2009, 11:56 AM	#17
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,323	I am certain that this excuse is even more bizarre than "the dog ate my homework." You fully admit that you charge low prices and are late with your product constantly. You should remedy that. Problem solved.

11-07-2009, 01:59 PM	#20
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	looks like someone blew all of the money and is back for more. he needs new money to pay back old debts not getting any of mine __________________ ★★★

11-07-2009, 02:13 PM	#22
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	you sound highly unreliable

11-07-2009, 02:46 PM	#23
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,571	I'm sorry, what's going on? PS - Never trust Russians. They will shoot you dead just as quick as fuck a goat, or your mother. __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

11-07-2009, 02:54 PM	#24
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Portfolio? Rates? This all makes no sense to me. What you shouldve done is this, in the exact order: 1. Pay people the money back no matter how big of an asshole they where. 2. Get up a site with port, ask some people for nice quotes that are real. 3. Up your prices by a "lot", you rather make money making something good reliable and fast then trying to rush it and taking in to much you can handle. 4. Get back in here, apologize for being to busy and that you learned from that now. Done..

11-07-2009, 03:50 PM	#25
billywatson Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Valley o' Smut. Posts: 3,281	Hey bro...wanna discuss our situation here or off board? __________________ We're Fabulous! PROTECT YOUR CONTENT on Twitter I Shoot Porn.

11-07-2009, 04:14 PM	#26
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	I'd still give you a shot mBerk, but I would not pay in full up front. I have some projects coming soon I could use you for. Was hoping you'd show back up. If you're willing to work first and take payment later (at least for our first deal) to recoup some of your rep. Drop me a line.

11-07-2009, 08:40 PM	#27
NetHorse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,526	SIG SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait a minute. __________________ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273

11-07-2009, 09:02 PM	#30
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	__________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-07-2009, 09:03 PM	#31
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	They are also trained to play hockey. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-07-2009, 09:04 PM	#32
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	__________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-07-2009, 09:05 PM	#33
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	They ride motorcycles. This is true. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]