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Old 12-06-2009, 03:44 PM   #1
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:stoned Tiger Woods Jokes You Can Share @ The Bar

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They're both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn't decide between the iron or the wood.


Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?
Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

Did you hear about Tiger's last outing?
He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?
Looks like it was a bitching wedge.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
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Old 12-06-2009, 03:50 PM   #2
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#1 was funny, so it wasn't a complete fail.
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Old 12-06-2009, 03:52 PM   #3
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haha pretty good.
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Old 12-06-2009, 04:00 PM   #4
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Old 12-06-2009, 04:00 PM   #5
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haha pretty good.
thanks much
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Old 12-06-2009, 05:14 PM   #6
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Couple of funny ones there
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