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Old 12-24-2009, 06:24 PM   #1
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Won't Be Home For Christmas



Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)

See y'all when I get back from the bay!!! Happy Holidays
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Old 12-24-2009, 06:47 PM   #2
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Yeah, I worked as a security guard at a Blink 182 concert in August, 2009.
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:45 PM   #3
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Yeah, I worked as a security guard at a Blink 182 concert in August, 2009.
Toured with warped for a while before they we're complete rockstar mode... got me really into them
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:51 PM   #4
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I prefer that over little drummer boy
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i will be sure...
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Old 12-25-2009, 06:57 AM   #6
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