Old Timers - Best GFY Hoaxes?

[Pleasurepays]

What were the best GFY hoaxes?

Can you find the threads?

There has been some really comical shit here and some funny hoaxes. Some that seemed like hoaxes but probably weren't - like that Stephen Takaks episode - the retarded body builder kid who was thin as a rail... where his dad showed up and started posting.

I vaguely remember some comedy with someone posting as an attorney for McDonalds over some use of pics in a thread.

Boneprone has done (or been accused of) some good ones

Anyone remember any of the good ones?

[itto]

does squishypimp count as a hoax?

[brand0n]

the sheep banner was good.

[candyflip]

The $20k+ hoax NoCarrier pulled on us all was pretty good.

[Peaches]

Not really "hoaxes" but pulling the wool over GFYers eyes:

Shitman (I think that was GFY - may have been YNOT)

And the chick who organized the Christmas gift exchange, got someone who asked for an ipod and sent them a picture or an empty box or something - NOT an ipod.

And Boneprone has had some incredible aliases.

[Pleasurepays]

Originally Posted by candyflip

The $20k+ hoax NoCarrier pulled on us all was pretty good.

ha... yeah, i don't know if his intention was to end up on the Canadian nightly news with that stuff.

i barely remember details. he claimed his kid had cancer and asked for money... and his kid didn't really have cancer or was suddenly "OK" or something.. then the shit storm.. then he dissappeared?

[Pleasurepays]

Originally Posted by Peaches

Not really "hoaxes" but pulling the wool over GFYers eyes:

Shitman (I think that was GFY - may have been YNOT)

And the chick who organized the Christmas gift exchange, got someone who asked for an ipod and sent them a picture or an empty box or something - NOT an ipod.

And Boneprone has had some incredible aliases.

hey!!

trying to remember some of Boneprones. I was just talking to someone about this on ICQ and started trying to remember some of the really funny ones.

how have you been?

[halfpint]

The hidden rick roll links I posted first when every one thought A1RK had been banned and the other one were you couldent shut the browser down because the rick roll bounced all over the place then lots of people complained and called me a fucking idiot

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

hey!!

trying to remember some of Boneprones. I was just talking to someone about this on ICQ and started trying to remember some of the really funny ones.

how have you been?

Doing well - spend more time on the Russian's board than here and we miss you there.....hint hint

[xenigo]

I think the SleazyDream launch of YesSignals.com hoax was probably up there with the biggest...

[Empfänger Emil]

where is the free pornos?

[BradM]

xenigo: good call

that and alienq/amp coming back over and over again claiming they found themselves and are normal now. Then losing control of themselves badly within 2 weeks and never being able to stabilize themselves. Not so sure those are hoaxes per say but fucking funny none the less

[lazycash]

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

What were the best GFY hoaxes?

Can you find the threads?

There has been some really comical shit here and some funny hoaxes. Some that seemed like hoaxes but probably weren't - like that Stephen Takaks episode - the retarded body builder kid who was thin as a rail... where his dad showed up and started posting.

I vaguely remember some comedy with someone posting as an attorney for McDonalds over some use of pics in a thread.

Boneprone has done (or been accused of) some good ones

Anyone remember any of the good ones?

The Stephen Takacs thread was hilarious even if a bit crude since he was clearly mentally disabled. I do think it was a fake nick posting as his dad, but Stephen and his site were indeed real. His site no longer exists, but I think the original story started here, http://www.muscleforum.co.uk/showfla...=&fpart=1&vc=1

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

The Lorenzo Lamas fake nick getting all bent out of shape during the Paris Hilton Crackberry leaked photo escapade drama was pretty damn funny.

And then there was the sad passing of Pathfinder...whom we are reminded of constantly courtesy of TheKing.

My all-time favorites (that I can recall at the moment) were BroMaster, and the FuckMeCash sponsor program...

From the CaptainTenderThighs.com website:



BTW, are you coming to the Anal Hobbit Bukkake Party at InterNext next week?



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[Jman]

No Carrier got away with a shitload of money with his son's cancer hoax, glad I didn't get fooled

[Pleasurepays]

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

No Carrier got away with a shitload of money with his son's cancer hoax.

what was the deal with that?

did he really have a kid that was sick? i mean, was it something started with good intentions and a real cause that went sideways? he collected a lot of money and it turned out his kid was fine but the money dissapeared?

you were interviewed by the media about it if i recall?

[uno]

a really long time ago I remember a story/thread/pics about AaronM or someone getting arrested in Mexico and an elite team of webmasters went in navy seals style to rescue him.

[Maqua]

It was too many years back but someone posted a iFrame in their post which caused some panic on the board, it was made to look like this person had access to the root of our computers, this was 6 yrs or more back

[lazycash]

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

what was the deal with that?

did he really have a kid that was sick? i mean, was it something started with good intentions and a real cause that went sideways? he collected a lot of money and it turned out his kid was fine but the money dissapeared?

you were interviewed by the media about it if i recall?

That's exactly how I think it went down. His son was diagnosed with a condition, he panicked and went to GFY immediately before awaiting more medical evaluations or going to his family and friends for help. He assumed he was going to need treatment in the USA and it would cost him a fortune. Turned out he didn't need to and his Canadian insurance covered most of the cost and his son's condition turned out to be not as serious as initially thought. Last I remember his son was doing well.

I would venture to say he's posted here under another nick. At the time this happened he had been posting here constantly every day. Then the big rally to raise money started and upon completion he stopped posting almost instantly, that's what gave people a very uneasy feeling.

[lazycash]

Originally Posted by Maqua

It was too many years back but someone posted a iFrame in their post which caused some panic on the board, it was made to look like this person had access to the root of our computers, this was 6 yrs or more back

That sounds like the work of Smokey, he's done a few tricks on the forum that were hilarious. He used to find several vulnerabilities in the forum software and would exploit them when gfy didnt listen to him about fixing them.

[Maqua]

Yeah I'm not sure who posted it but it made me look twice, browsing the board and low and behold there is the root of my computer showing on the board, directories files everything he he, took a bit to finally figure out what it was it was back when iFrame was still new!!

[Jman]

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

what was the deal with that?

did he really have a kid that was sick? i mean, was it something started with good intentions and a real cause that went sideways? he collected a lot of money and it turned out his kid was fine but the money dissapeared?

you were interviewed by the media about it if i recall?

I was never interviewed but to best of my knowledge it was bullshit andhe did collect over 20k. He argued a but about it and then dissapeared.

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

ha... yeah, i don't know if his intention was to end up on the Canadian nightly news with that stuff.

i barely remember details. he claimed his kid had cancer and asked for money... and his kid didn't really have cancer or was suddenly "OK" or something.. then the shit storm.. then he dissappeared?

And turns out his father was a rich banker ........

[ShellyCrash]

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

No Carrier got away with a shitload of money with his son's cancer hoax, glad I didn't get fooled

That shit drives me crazy.

I'm fortunate enough not to have been taken by any fakers that I'm aware of and I;ve donated my fair share of money over the years to people in need- some of which posted and are no longer with us anymore.

There have been so many scammers out lately- GFY and Elsewhere- it's really left me jaded.

[GTS Mark]

Originally Posted by uno

a really long time ago I remember a story/thread/pics about AaronM or someone getting arrested in Mexico and an elite team of webmasters went in navy seals style to rescue him.

LOL That one was a good one!

The Manny The Freak threads were legendary also

[MrBottomTooth]

I liked it when TheFly made up some contest and offered prizes from a bunch of people without even telling them. Then when people wanted to collect their prizes they found out it was all made up.

What a piece of shit Pete The Fly was.

[Nicky]

Originally Posted by xenigo

I think the SleazyDream launch of YesSignals.com hoax was probably up there with the biggest...

pathfinder one comes to mind also, I atleast think It's a hoax.

boneprone has several lol.

Some guy called JR has probably pulled one or 2 too is my guess

[xenigo]

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I liked it when TheFly made up some contest and offered prizes from a bunch of people without even telling them. Then when people wanted to collect their prizes they found out it was all made up.

What a piece of shit Pete The Fly was.

I was just looking back at some of his threads the other day. I didn't know him well enough to know whether or not he was a piece of shit... I actually respected the level of success it appeared he achieved.

I did recall thinking his "leaving the industry" e-book was kinda odd.

So was he as successful as he made himself out to be?

[Sly]

Originally Posted by xenigo

I was just looking back at some of his threads the other day. I didn't know him well enough to know whether or not he was a piece of shit... I actually respected the level of success it appeared he achieved.

I did recall thinking his "leaving the industry" e-book was kinda odd.

So was he as successful as he made himself out to be?

From what I understand his success was perceived and not actual. Someone that knew him better could correct us.

Aaron in jail was one of my favorite ones. It's hard to say, there have been many crazy situations over the years.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Stinky has pulled a few over the years...

The Stickyfingerz "Gold Bar" promo comes immediately to mind:





Of course, no one was ever paid any gold, and Stinky never provided proof that the gold ever even existed...

On another occasion, when he was caught lying and stealing (according to the employer that terminated him), Stinky bought him a video camera...although according to his now Ex-GF, he actually charged it to her credit card.

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[baddog]

AaronM being thrown in a Mexican jail was pretty good. I can't believe how well that one went over.

[Pleasurepays]

Originally Posted by Maqua

It was too many years back but someone posted a iFrame in their post which caused some panic on the board, it was made to look like this person had access to the root of our computers, this was 6 yrs or more back

ah... ahaha.. i remember that stuff. where you could see your own c drive content. that was some funny shit.

[JD]

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

ah... ahaha.. i remember that stuff. where you could see your own c drive content. that was some funny shit.

i think that was Smokey

[B O B]

Nobody had better pranks and April 1st tricks, and GFY hoaxes then my good friend Steve Lightspeed.

Over the years, he has had the best here!

[stickyfingerz]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Stinky has pulled a few over the years...

The Stickyfingerz "Gold Bar" promo comes immediately to mind:





Of course, no one was ever paid any gold, and Stinky never provided proof that the gold ever even existed...

On another occasion, when he was caught lying and stealing (according to the employer that terminated him), Stinky bought him a video camera...although according to his now Ex-GF, he actually charged it to her credit card.

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Wonder if you will talk shit directly to my face when we one day meet. If anyone would of made sales to get the gold they would of got it. Do you have any proof to show otherwise? Did anyone complain they did not get gold that earned it? Keep my name off your lips you old tied dyed hippy douche bag. What employer terminated me? Are you talking about Brad? He NEVER employed me. He brought me on on a commission basis and HE STOLE that camera from me. He got every penny he was supposed to PLUS a 1400.00 camera that was supposed to be used to shoot HD asian content for a site we partnered up on. Ask Tampa Toker who he believes now me or Brad.

Please let me know your show schedule you will be going to this year. Ill make it a point to be at at least 1 show you are this year. Ill give you plenty of opportunity to talk your little shit talks to me to my face. Her "credit card" had a co signer on it to help her get credit douche bag. We used the 0% on it when we got the camera and paid it off. Again please let me know what shows you are attending this year. Don't take that as a threat either. Im just giving you opportunity to voice your very vocal opinion about me to my face. Seems you are VERY interested in what I do, so its only fair I let you meet me in person.

[Agent 488]

[JD]

Originally Posted by Agent 488

[uno]

John Travolta was pretty funny also.

[Marcus Aurelius]

Rhino22's fake ferrari. I think it was Rhino22, my apologies if not.

[Agent 488]

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Wonder if you will talk shit directly to my face when we one day meet. If anyone would of made sales to get the gold they would of got it. Do you have any proof to show otherwise? Did anyone complain they did not get gold that earned it? Keep my name off your lips you old tied dyed hippy douche bag. What employer terminated me? Are you talking about Brad? He NEVER employed me. He brought me on on a commission basis and HE STOLE that camera from me. He got every penny he was supposed to PLUS a 1400.00 camera that was supposed to be used to shoot HD asian content for a site we partnered up on. Ask Tampa Toker who he believes now me or Brad.

Please let me know your show schedule you will be going to this year. Ill make it a point to be at at least 1 show you are this year. Ill give you plenty of opportunity to talk your little shit talks to me to my face. Her "credit card" had a co signer on it to help her get credit douche bag. We used the 0% on it when we got the camera and paid it off. Again please let me know what shows you are attending this year. Don't take that as a threat either. Im just giving you opportunity to voice your very vocal opinion about me to my face. Seems you are VERY interested in what I do, so its only fair I let you meet me in person.

please fill this out.

[Loch]

Originally Posted by uno

a really long time ago I remember a story/thread/pics about AaronM or someone getting arrested in Mexico and an elite team of webmasters went in navy seals style to rescue him.

I remember hearing something about this, never did find out what that was all about

[baddog]

Originally Posted by baddog

AaronM being thrown in a Mexican jail was pretty good. I can't believe how well that one went over.

Originally Posted by uno

a really long time ago I remember a story/thread/pics about AaronM or someone getting arrested in Mexico and an elite team of webmasters went in navy seals style to rescue him.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=61145

[D-Money]

I think when Media posted he was driving with tons of weed and got pulled over and arrested, sent to jail. Was pretty impressive. Got me.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by Agent 488

please fill this out.

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Wonder if you will talk shit directly to my face when we one day meet. If anyone would of made sales to get the gold they would of got it. Do you have any proof to show otherwise? Did anyone complain they did not get gold that earned it? Keep my name off your lips you old tied dyed hippy douche bag. What employer terminated me? Are you talking about Brad? He NEVER employed me. He brought me on on a commission basis and HE STOLE that camera from me. He got every penny he was supposed to PLUS a 1400.00 camera that was supposed to be used to shoot HD asian content for a site we partnered up on. Ask Tampa Toker who he believes now me or Brad.

Please let me know your show schedule you will be going to this year. Ill make it a point to be at at least 1 show you are this year. Ill give you plenty of opportunity to talk your little shit talks to me to my face. Her "credit card" had a co signer on it to help her get credit douche bag. We used the 0% on it when we got the camera and paid it off. Again please let me know what shows you are attending this year. Don't take that as a threat either. Im just giving you opportunity to voice your very vocal opinion about me to my face. Seems you are VERY interested in what I do, so its only fair I let you meet me in person.

Yo Stinky Fingerz,

Splitting hairs is not a very good way to defend yourself...

You get all indignant and scream that you were "NEVER an employee" of Brad, but the fact remains that you were fired from your sales position with his company for (in his words) lying and cheating.

Next you are going to tell us that while you admitted that you like to suck cock occasionally, that you just lick around the edges, so it's not gay...

BTW, when you suck dick, do you spit or swallow - or both, depending on the mood you are in?

Your original story was that the camera for Brad was a "no strings attached gift", however now you are claiming that he stole the no strings attached gift?!? At least try and make some effort to get your lies straight.

As for your gold promo, you wrote, "Did anyone complain that they did not get gold that earned it?"

That was kind of my point. No one could win your contest since no one could generate even a measly 2.5 sales per day with your crappy program/sites.

Here were the terms for your contest, which you spammed the board with for a couple of months:

1. If you make 150 qualified sales within 60 days you will receive a bonus of a 1 0z bar of gold. Currently 1 oz of gold is priced at around 860.00 USD. After you reach your goal of 150 sales there will be a 45 day waiting period before the gold (or cash equivilant) will be shipped to you. This is to protect us from fraud, chargebacks, stolen credit cards etc. This offer is open to the first 10 affiliates making their target of 150 sales.

2. If you make 750 qualified sales within 90 days you will receive a bonus of a 10 oz bar of gold. Currently 1 oz of gold is priced at around 860.00 USD, and a 10 oz bar is around $8,699.00 depending on market fluctuations. After you reach your goal of 750 sales there will be a 45 day waiting period before the gold (or cash equivilant) will be shipped to you. This is to protect us from fraud, chargebacks, stolen credit cards etc. This offer is open to the first affiliate making their target of 750 sales. You will also receive a 1 oz bar of gold since you would of hit your 150 sales goal before this.

What if I am runner up for the 750 sales promotion?
The runner up will receive 2000.00 in cash plus they will receive their prize of 1 oz bar of gold. To qualify for this you must have made over 500 sales.

You will still of course receive your normal 50% commission for any sales you make.
The gold bar will come shipped to you directly in a custom case and a certificate of thanks along with it.

That makes for a total of nearly 19.300.00 USD in possible prizes that we are giving away!

Lets throw one more in. The first 10 affiliates to get us 25 webmaster signups will receive 100.00 each. That puts our total give away to 20,300.00 even.

The fact is, by your own account, you didn't pay out any gold, not $20,300 worth, not $1 worth.

You were repeatedly asked to show proof that the gold even existed, and you did not. And when the contest ended, many people suggested it would be a good gesture for you to at least give some sort of prize to the top seller, and you wouldn't even do that.

Many people would consider a contest which is hyped for months, with big promises of large prizes, and then pays nothing in prizes at the end, to be a hoax.

This thread is about hoaxes, and not about you personally. If I wanted to make it personal, it would certainly make you look a helluva lot worse, given the number of people that know you whom you have pissed off for one reason or another.

Anyway, since you asked, the shows I usually attend are well-documented since pictures from them are posted here and on my websites. Adult shows that I have attended include AEE/AVN, InterNext Las Vegas, Erotica-LA, AdultCon, Asianmodelpalooza, X-Biz Summer, CyberNet Expo, and occasionally some of the Webmaster Access shows on the West Coast.

I keep planning to attend the Phoenix Forum, but I don't usually finalize plans to attend any given show until the last moment, given the nature of my schedule. I also attend numerous car shows, model expos, and other non-adult computer shows and various business trade shows.

I know you have been to a few shows (Costa Rica, Atlanta Forum - where someone suggested that you were pimping your own Fiance/GF at, probably since your wife had quit supporting you and took off with the kids to escape you - but I digress).

Frankly, I'm surprised that you can make it to any shows anymore, with Alexa stats like these for your StickyBoxBucks program:

AsianSchoolBabes.com 5,851,026

DaisyMarie18.com 16,637,219

DixieDash.com 2,975,520 (You still advertise weekly live webcam shows on this site, and show "recent" photos that are really years old - what's that about?!? Didn't Dixie dump you a long time ago? Please tell us that this is not a hoax too!!!)

NerdyNora.com 5,113,966

Stickyboxbucks.com 2,457,919

At least that gold that you didn't pay-out should be worth a lot more now...well, that is if it ever existed.

See you in Vegas this/next week...

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[amateurcanada]

lol globill and myvirtualcard? lol.

[xxxdesign-net]

ton of mayo

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Tsk, tsk...No one has mentioned the iBill Promissory Notes yet, for the money that was collected from our sales which they never paid out (I lost over $30,000 on that deal).

As I recall, Marc Bell and Penthouse Media Group Inc, was somehow involved with IBDI (whose principals included Steve Markely, Gary Spaniak Jr., among others) in that whole debacle.

Hey, didn't PMGI run up a huge debt purchasing Adult Friend Finder and the Friend Finder Network in 2008, and then say that they were going to launch a public IPO soon (in 2009 sometime), in order to pay off their newly acquired mountain of debt.

Another hoax?!?

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[TDF]

Originally Posted by baddog

AaronM being thrown in a Mexican jail was pretty good. I can't believe how well that one went over.

indeed..that one ranks up there

[SleazyDream]

i liked the one where i had to eat my hat

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i liked the one where i had to eat my hat

Pix or it didn't happen...

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