Life in the urban jungle... (police story) - GoFuckYourself.com

Playboy-Deak · 01-31-2010, 06:26 PM

I decided I wanted to go to a club last night.... So I go cop a bag of kush weed and put it in my sock just in case I gets pulled over... I also got myself a 1/2 pint of Hennessy in a cranberry bottle on the passenger seat... So I'm rolling on a dark deserted street and didn't run any redlights, stop sign, or any traffic violations... But here they go! All of a sudden I see the flashing lights of an unmarked police car in my rearview... My thought is yea, they gonna ask me for license, registration, and insurance and I'll be on my way... NOT!
I've pulled over and I hear em screaming "Turn the fucking car off! Put your fucking hands out the window!!!"... They approached me with guns drawn, opens my door, unfastened my seatbelt, yoinks me out, and immediately slap me in cuffs. They roughed my body up with an aggressive frisking... And then they ask me for my license/registration after all that... 1st and foremost, what am I getting pulled over for? Did I jus rob a bank or something? I didnt even hit the bottle yet, Is this a DUI? Better yet, wtf is going on?
They said it was cold so its best to put me in the backseat while they run my name and the other one search my car... I come back clean. I'm thinking they may have been the gang unit or something. They were looking for guns... I'm glad they didnt search my sock where the weed was. I'm also glad they didn't take my hennessy... They opened the door, let me out, uncuffed me, gave my license back, and I went to the club and partied-hardied...

P.S. Police profiling is a mufucka!

CYF · 01-31-2010, 06:42 PM

We call that "Driving While Black"

CaptainHowdy · 01-31-2010, 06:43 PM

I'm not reading that.... :P!

dav3 · 01-31-2010, 06:51 PM

Where you driving a caddy with 20's, tinted windows and 15's banging in the back?

idtapdat · 01-31-2010, 06:58 PM

lol are you sure it was kush?

Playboy-Deak · 01-31-2010, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF

We call that "Driving While Black"

lol, i can dig it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

Where you driving a caddy with 20's, tinted windows and 15's banging in the back?

Something better, '06 Charger with the tints...

fatfoo · 01-31-2010, 10:35 PM

Sigh... Socks. Socks, people.

They did not look inside the sock to find the weed.

Spunky · 01-31-2010, 10:46 PM

Was that hippity hop music blasting?

dav3 · 02-01-2010, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Playboy-Deak

Something better, '06 Charger with the tints...

lol nice, caddies blow

Alky · 02-01-2010, 08:16 AM

why do you think it was profiling?

seeandsee · 02-01-2010, 08:21 AM

not have time for it

michael.kickass · 02-01-2010, 10:12 AM

lol, I don't have time for that either.

01-31-2010, 06:26 PM	#1
Playboy-Deak Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 354	Life in the urban jungle... (police story) I decided I wanted to go to a club last night.... So I go cop a bag of kush weed and put it in my sock just in case I gets pulled over... I also got myself a 1/2 pint of Hennessy in a cranberry bottle on the passenger seat... So I'm rolling on a dark deserted street and didn't run any redlights, stop sign, or any traffic violations... But here they go! All of a sudden I see the flashing lights of an unmarked police car in my rearview... My thought is yea, they gonna ask me for license, registration, and insurance and I'll be on my way... NOT! I've pulled over and I hear em screaming "Turn the fucking car off! Put your fucking hands out the window!!!"... They approached me with guns drawn, opens my door, unfastened my seatbelt, yoinks me out, and immediately slap me in cuffs. They roughed my body up with an aggressive frisking... And then they ask me for my license/registration after all that... 1st and foremost, what am I getting pulled over for? Did I jus rob a bank or something? I didnt even hit the bottle yet, Is this a DUI? Better yet, wtf is going on? They said it was cold so its best to put me in the backseat while they run my name and the other one search my car... I come back clean. I'm thinking they may have been the gang unit or something. They were looking for guns... I'm glad they didnt search my sock where the weed was. I'm also glad they didn't take my hennessy... They opened the door, let me out, uncuffed me, gave my license back, and I went to the club and partied-hardied... P.S. Police profiling is a mufucka! __________________ Black Hoes Pussy -Deak: King of Black Amateur Porn! Last edited by Playboy-Deak; 01-31-2010 at 06:27 PM..

01-31-2010, 06:42 PM	#2
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01-31-2010, 06:43 PM	#3
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01-31-2010, 06:51 PM	#4
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01-31-2010, 06:58 PM	#5
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01-31-2010, 10:35 PM	#7
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02-01-2010, 08:16 AM	#10
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