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$5 submissions · 03-01-2010, 08:22 PM

I swear, pornography gets blamed for everything. What's next? Flat feet blamed on porn?

See: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...hing-porn.html

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Running away with the gold medal for risque behaviour Norwegian cross-country skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset tops the list of gaffes for blaming a bad ski run that cost him the gold medal on watching too much porn.

'My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset,' he said. 'I skied the second lap and I f***** up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days.

'I have the room next to Petter Northug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f***** up. By the way Tiger Woods is a really good man.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...#ixzz0gzBqhwYm

BIGTYMER · 03-01-2010, 08:25 PM

Porn is bad. Just ask Donny.

fl_prn_str · 03-01-2010, 08:25 PM

Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all

$5 submissions · 03-02-2010, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Porn is bad. Just ask Donny.

Lollerzz

pimpware · 03-02-2010, 04:20 AM

Porn = Evil

Scott McD · 03-02-2010, 07:50 AM

pornguy · 03-02-2010, 07:56 AM

Everyone finds somethign to blame when they fail. its a lot easier than blaming themselves

Dirty Lord · 03-02-2010, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

tranza · 03-02-2010, 08:44 AM

Porn will always be the guilty.

Babaganoosh · 03-02-2010, 08:46 AM

Porn makes a good scapegoat but too many people love their porn for it to just disappear.

michael.kickass · 03-02-2010, 09:02 AM

Porn IS guilty, come to peace with it!

epitome · 03-02-2010, 09:05 AM

Yup, porn is an evil thing that nobody likes.

It's not like a few of the top 100 Internet sites in the porn world serve up porn.

The Demon · 03-02-2010, 09:18 AM

Interesting rationalizations. So tell me, when IS porn to blame?

2012 · 03-02-2010, 09:22 AM

porn killed the world

Bugbee · 03-02-2010, 09:40 AM

he could have at least just blamed it on the TUBES!!

_Richard_ · 03-02-2010, 10:14 AM

what is up with that newspaper.. i cannot wait for the summer olympics, and the coming Canadian media storm that will reign over that country

Serge Litehead · 03-02-2010, 10:14 AM

I have the room next to Petter Northug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f***** up.

guy couldn't sleep all night, there was porn going on in next room to his

CaptainHowdy · 03-02-2010, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpware

Porn = Evil

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dav3 · 03-02-2010, 01:08 PM

Is he seriously blaming his poor performance on the NOISE of porn coming from the room next door? Or was the next door neighbor banging all night, and he was hearing that and spent the night surfing porn?

$5 submissions · 03-02-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Is he seriously blaming his poor performance on the NOISE of porn coming from the room next door? Or was the next door neighbor banging all night, and he was hearing that and spent the night surfing porn?

More like he's shooting for a smorgasbord of reasons

JustDaveXxx · 03-02-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Everyone finds somethign to blame when they fail. its a lot easier than blaming themselves

So true.

Jensen · 03-02-2010, 01:58 PM

sarcasm doesn't work that well when papers are quoting you... lol

Titan · 03-02-2010, 03:05 PM

I think some people are lacking serious reading comprehension skills. He is saying that the guy in the hotel room next to him is having loud sex every day, not that he watched porn on tv.

fatfoo · 03-02-2010, 03:46 PM

Blamed again... Interesting...

OY · 03-02-2010, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

I swear, pornography gets blamed for everything. What's next? Flat feet blamed on porn?

See: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...hing-porn.html

For all of those that believe in "news stories" - this was meant as a JOKE by Hjelmeset. You would know that if you knew how to read Norwegian newspapers.

myneid · 03-02-2010, 04:10 PM

i have carpal tunnel, i blame porn

Cyber Fucker · 03-02-2010, 04:19 PM

I blame tubes.

Tickler · 03-02-2010, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holograph

I have the room next to Petter Northug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f***** up.

guy couldn't sleep all night, there was porn going on in next room to his

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

Is he seriously blaming his poor performance on the NOISE of porn coming from the room next door? Or was the next door neighbor banging all night, and he was hearing that and spent the night surfing porn?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan

I think some people are lacking serious reading comprehension skills. He is saying that the guy in the hotel room next to him is having loud sex every day, not that he watched porn on tv.

Well considering there was 70,000 condoms distributed to visiting athletes, and they then has to rush in an additional 20,000 I'm going with loud sex, not porn.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_467870.html

Supz · 03-02-2010, 10:32 PM

i blame porn for my tennis elbow. i dont play tennis

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