Report : Big Ben Accused Of Sexual Assault

[Zuzana Designs]

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/0...exual-assault/

[BlackCrayon]

how can a clock tower commit sexual assault !??!

[BIGTYMER]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

how can a clock tower commit sexual assault !??!

Read the article. Ben Roethlisberger, the football player.

[Intrinsic]

Sencond time in a year... i don't know why doesn't wear a helmet cam

[seeric]

www.tmz.com

pretty much over by now. continuing coverage. he's being railroaded. another dirty whore gonna try to get a pay off check.

[Si]

Why name a lame american football player after a great landmark?

[NaughtyRob]

He's a great American football player not a lame one and its because he IS Big Ben. :-)

[Spunky]

Another she devil looking for 15 minutes and some loot

[BigBen]

[fatfoo]

Originally Posted by BigBen

This is interesting. I wrote and sold a fictional sexual story about the Big Ben among many others. If anyone wants to use my writing services - message me on icq:396815963. I can sell you texts for $2 for 200 words.





The following is the story about the Big Ben: (may not be used without permission):

It was a rainy day in London when Ben was walking around on the streets in his leisure time. Ben liked to pass by random ladies and say a few words of greetings to them from time to time. He has always been a polite English gentleman, so he resisted the urge to scream out “Fuck me!” when he passed by an especially attractive English young lady. Ben was an older man. He had a weird habit of checking his hand watch every five minutes to see what the time was. On this rainy day, wet rain was pouring down on his gray coat when he passed by the Big Ben Tower at two o’clock. He checked his watch – it was indeed two o’clock. He looked up from his watch and he saw a random woman passing by him. He immediately said, “Greetings, young lass. I do notice that you don’t have a hand watch on your hand. I would like to inform you that it’s two o’clock. Have a nice day.” The young woman smiled and she said, “Hello, Ben. That’s for telling me the time.” In about five seconds, the Big Ben Tower behind the woman showed two o’clock. Ben kept walking and he passed about fifty feet away from the woman when he muttered to himself, “She’s so fucking hot! I really do want to fuck her.”

You see, Ben was a known pervert who lived in London and he liked to walk around during the day and give polite greetings to random English ladies. During the night however, he turned into an unstoppable nymphomaniac who bought a London escort every few days. You see, Ben was a millionaire who started a company called, “Food for pet dogs.” That is the reason why he could afford his expensive escort habit. At about three o’clock, Ben returned to his factory, which he owned. He walked inside the factory to oversee the dog food operations. He had a team of sixteen employees working on the assembly line preparing the dog food. Today he hired a female escort to hang around in the factory and look pretty for his workers. He told the workers, “This is your incentive to work harder. Whoever has the highest productivity today will get to spend the night with this beautiful London escort.” Her real name was Angela, but she used her business escort name Anna, which is the business name that she gave when she was filling out the application to get an escort license to work in London. Angela was one of the escorts of the London escorts and she sure was one of the busty escorts. She was one of the sexiest escort girls in London. Ben walked into the factory and after some time he looked at his hand watch again, the time was “3:05pm”. Suddenly he heard some barking sounds in the factory. It turns out that a small stray dog got into the factory somehow and the dog already opened a box of dog food and began eating it. Ben walked toward to barking sound to investigate what was happening. Suddenly, he heard loud female screeches and screams mixed with various barking sounds. He went about fifty feet past the assembly line with the sixteen workers, and then her turned around a corner to see an unbelievable sight.

What Ben saw was Anna, (Also Known as Angela), trying to shoo away the dog and make it go away from the precious dog food containers. The dog grabbed the black high heel shoe on Anna’s foot with its teeth and then the dog ran away to another dog food factory that was located about five miles away. Anna sat down on a box of dog food with her sweet sexy bubble butt cheeks and she started to cry. She was only wearing only one black high-heeled shoe on her foot. She was also wearing a tight red corset on her body. Some sexy tight fishnet black stockings were on her sexy long slender legs. Beautiful curly blonde hair was falling from her head onto her shoulders, boobs and back. She was also wearing some tight black panties on her sexy pussy and ass. Ben checked his watch – the time was “3:10pm”. Ben turned around and then he walked back to the assembly line. He noticed that Jack had the highest productivity for the day. He told Jack, “Here’s $100. Go to the store and buy the lady some new black high-heeled shoes. Then you can take her out for the rest of the day.” Being the pervert that Ben was, he also added, “the only condition is that I have to watch the two of you have sex.”

Patricia was a police officer who happened to be a pervert as well. One of her main hobbies was investigating Ben’s business and spying on his escort buying activities. At about 3:15 pm, she was walking around outside Ben’s dog food factory. Apparently, Patricia and Anna (Also known as Angela) were also lesbians who liked to fuck each other every week. Suddenly, lighting and thunder struck the sky and rain started pouring down harder and harder down on the streets of London. Patricia came up to the door of the factory and she knocked on the door. Ben opened the door and he let Patricia inside the building, because she said she was too wet from the rain and she wanted to dry up. At the same time, Ben let Jack walk out of the building with $100 in his pocket to go to store and buy the shoes for Anna (Also known as Angela.) Jack walked about fifty feet away from the factory and then he was stuck by lighting. Amazing, Jack survived and he also gained superhuman abilities to make every woman want to have sex with him.

Anyway, Jack came back to the dog food factory about 30 minutes later with the shoes he bought and then had an intense group sex orgy with both Patricia and Anna (Also known as Angela). He took turns fucking them in their pussies with his dick and then they took turns sucking on his dick. Ben watched the hardcore group sex action, and he kept checking his watch every five minutes.

[ottopottomouse]

^what's your native language fatfoo because reading that hurts my head a bit?

[BIGTYMER]

Originally Posted by Si

Why name a lame american football player after a great landmark?

Because he gets all the girls wet just like that crappy wet weather in England.

[Dirty Dane]

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Because he gets all the girls wet just like that crappy wet weather in England.

The english soccer teams are gangbangraping club girls. But that's not big news

[seeandsee]

nasty boy