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Prostitute Amanda King
While browsing through the escort section of Tampa Backpages, I came across the ad of an escort by the name of Amanda, her ad said $100. I called her over, I took her to my bedroom we had some fun, after we were done, as she was getting dressed she asked me to get her a cup of water, which I did, but by the time i came back my gold chain and my gold bracelet that were on my night stand were gone (which were valued at over $1,200), I demanded she give them back, but she started screaming and her pimp came in and threatened me, I had no choice but to let her out. I didn't know if he had a gun! Her name is Amanda King, if you see her ads on escort websites don't deal with her!
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fool, never take hookers to your home! thats what motels are for.
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LOL you got suckered!
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....Seriously?
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Live and learn I guess
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Don't worry they will be back to get the rest of your shit.
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I was thinking the exact same thing, cannot be safe to bring an escort into your home, while I am sure there are good ones out there the stereotype of a crackhead pro tagging along a pimp is there for a reason
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Very sad..
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Have a friend call her up today and book her and then you can pop out with a shotgun and rob them both, what are they going to do? Exactly
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also you're welcome
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Yep. Have a friend book her and then get your gold back.
And remember next time use a motel, park or your car. |
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call the police, tell them the whole story, im sure they will understand
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is that her?
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I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.
So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster. So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room. Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly. By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes. I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it. Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach. Fuck whores and their pimps. |
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Classic these stories always end like this
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Hmm
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I never have to pay for sex.
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never turn your back on a ho. never leave them alone either. lesson learned.
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With all due respect, you are a fool.
![]() Assuming you have ever been laid, you have been "paying for sex" your entire life. Dinners, movies, gas, events, gifts, phone bills and more importantly, YOUR TIME. I don't know about you but my time is worth a few hundred bucks an hour. Every minute I'm chasing some "good girl" is a minute I could be earning money somewhere or doing something I love doing that is more valuable that money, like spending time with my family and friends. We all pay for sex in one way or another. Some just don't like to admit that wining and dining is actually paying for sex, and it's usually more expensive and not a guarantee you're going to get laid. With a hooker, 99.999% of the time you will get laid and you will be able to leave her with no hassle. That alone is worth the price. The orgasm is just a bonus. There is also the thought that we don't "pay for sex." We pay for the right to say good-bye. |
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No, he said $100 whore, so betting looked more like this...
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Is this her?
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artie lange said it best:
"Always make the whores clap their hands when you have to leave the room, as long as the bitch is clapping she ain't stealing yo' shit!" -Loki-
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Fuckin' whore!
You shouldn't have taken her to your home dude. I hope you learned smthg out of this.
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And while the pimp is outside, call the cops saying a suspicious guy looks like he is casing cars in the parking lot to break into.
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Let's do some business!
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DWB has lived the life of many men.
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its funny..i really never been ripped off by a hooker like that. I let them come to my apt. BUT I've had "regular" women come that i known for a long time come in my house and steal.
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SIMPLE:
When a case like that pops up, make sure the whore does the 'ham bone' while your out of the room! -Loki-
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Solution is simple. Call her to a motel, get her in the room. Cover the mattress with poly and get an extra bedsheet. I'd recommend a knife over a gun, they make less noise, but whatever the case puncture her chest a few times. Wait for her to bleed out, then wrap the corpse up in the plastic and bedsheet. Stuff it into the space under the boxspring, and replace the bedsheet. Make the bed, and fuck off. I suppose you could fuck her before killing her, or even after if that's your thing. but the answer is solid, kill her...
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Shit man the world is really going to hell. If you cant trust a 100 dollar hooker who can you trust?
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Some great stories and funny comments.
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Holy shit DWB . You da man.
Fuck hoes and their pimps
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The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.
So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk. Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket. I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped. I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day. I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days. Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose. |
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Thanks for sharing.
Nice story dude... hope this will never happen to me. |
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