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04-30-2010, 12:13 PM
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Late Friday Afternoon Joke!
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.' 
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04-30-2010, 12:17 PM
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04-30-2010, 12:19 PM
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04-30-2010, 07:29 PM
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Now that is funny and in some instances what married guys really want to say . . .
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04-30-2010, 08:09 PM
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Hence the "lose fat" ads.
There is cash in cashews.
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05-01-2010, 12:28 AM
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LoL
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05-01-2010, 01:40 AM
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05-01-2010, 03:28 AM
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05-01-2010, 03:43 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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ahahahahahahah
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05-01-2010, 03:57 AM
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funny
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05-01-2010, 04:13 AM
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Hehehe!
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