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mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 08:49 AM

OK today 1 hour submit your sites and like 2 weeks ago I will give you a list of suggestions and or ideas. I will pick the site out any submits, then give as much feedback as I can come up with in one hour.

alias · 05-07-2010, 08:51 AM

http://google.com, it sucks not sure where to go from here.

Barefootsies · 05-07-2010, 08:55 AM

There are always Shapalicious.

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

http://google.com, it sucks not sure where to go from here.

Simple question for you on google.com and where they are at is; why are they trying to buy their second success?

I have tons of shares in them, but i still believe they have huge issues with a secondary successful diversified product.

Beyond buying youtube, they have yet to really handle their success well and a year and a half ago i predicted to a few guys that facebook would beat them on traffic mainly because google doesnt engage their users. The attempts to do this so far have failed including the orkut site, google buzz etc. But hey what the fuck do i know right?

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 09:06 AM

Also side note on google, the one interesting area they have entered is buying infrastructure companies, over the last 4 years they have bought tons of cable services and internet cabling services and begun making their own cables, including a company that lays trans atlantic fiberoptics. To me this is the best idea as I believe it goes to them offering free broadband internet in exchange for google as your only search option ;). But again what would i know right?

dyna mo · 05-07-2010, 09:06 AM

will you be doing this every other friday? i've got a mainstream product i am considering marketing via adult and would like your view on it but due to delays, the product site is not available to view today.

thx!

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

will you be doing this every other friday? i've got a mainstream product i am considering marketing via adult and would like your view on it but due to delays, the product site is not available to view today.

thx!

Probably.

alias · 05-07-2010, 09:17 AM

Some noise around about facebook search & like links killing google. While I do think google is a bit big for their boots if FB is the alternative I'll take G x10.

alias · 05-07-2010, 09:18 AM

Fuck it: http://porncorporation.com

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

Some noise around about facebook search & like links killing google. While I do think google is a bit big for their boots if FB is the alternative I'll take G x10.

I dont think facebook is the alternative, i think its the change in direction and nature of the web from being a search and find based system to a socially suggested based system, that is why twitter integration and facebook like etc are so important to mainstream companies, as the social suggestion nature of the web is creating a "new" search that is based on a hierarchy of user suggestions. I really believe now is the time to push your review site if you have one up and really integrate it into the social culture and norm.

Caligari · 05-07-2010, 09:32 AM

TGP gallery critique? Here is a tgp gallery test i made.
links not in place, but banner is linked on top and the two obvious text links on the page and 2 small links at bottom (one is 2257)
thumbs go to a larger picture, not a page. pics are max 500-600 px wide.
http://www.genderblenders.com/test/c...wife-test.html

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 09:34 AM

10 minutes to get your biz listed so far there are two

alias · 05-07-2010, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

I dont think facebook is the alternative, i think its the change in direction and nature of the web from being a search and find based system to a socially suggested based system, that is why twitter integration and facebook like etc are so important to mainstream companies, as the social suggestion nature of the web is creating a "new" search that is based on a hierarchy of user suggestions. I really believe now is the time to push your review site if you have one up and really integrate it into the social culture and norm.

I can see the day when we all look back at algorithms nostalgically.

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 10:46 AM

So firstly, i would define the site, right now its a bit of everything and your search results will be scatter shot (side note theme specific sites typically convert the traffic that comes in much better)

For changes I would add in simple "about us" and use that to define the site to anyone clicking around, then in a static main page first post i would do a styling paragraph, by this i mean you prime the surfer to your sales pitches by styling who you are selling it to them.

In this case the "corporation" I would sell it as porn at work type site, and theme the updates to match. (not staff or office content only just that you are in an office and you made this site to get away with something).

I would look at selling vpn or privacy software as an offshot of this, then use the general history of your previous posts, to sell it as dont go here unless you have X on or are surfing thru X dont let the man bust your ass.

So now that you themed it out a bit more; I would go and change some small elements, since you are using wordpress, I would look for social integration modules, social bookmark modules and add them in, allow people to bookmark your site in any way they want. ( a really cool integration of this is on wpgarage.com check out their social bookmark links.)

Since you have few comments on your posts hide them, or fake them, 0's across the board dont bring people back they make people go away.

Remove any unsold ad inventory, if you dont have an advertiser you dont have a spot. Make your site better for the user, rather than the potential advertiser.

Grab a mobile module and allow people to take your site wherever they want (read bathroom break ;)).

Move up your navigation to closer to the top, its lost on my screen and i have a 24 inch monitor. Second part to this people expect some top navigation add some functionality for your surfers here. Also if your going to have an updates calendar show it off near the top, people like knowing you update with a quick glance.

Move the latest posts side bar to the main page and put it under the main post theme area i described above.

I noticed quite a few uncategorized posts on the main page its a waste to do this, define the category and make sure your pages are interlinked well, the tags and a tag cloud should all be off the main page, if only to allow google to run around your site like a ball in a box.

Moving to the archives pages, I love the rss feed on the side but why not find the coolest sites you like in adult and pull their feeds that correspond to these categories. Add in any cool links you like, this makes your site of value to the surfer and google as you created a relevant, valuable page. (i saw the link role just the two titles didnt make any sense and the links arent really niche specific or that cool)

Move your search closer to the top, (all pages for this) almost all surfers expect a search function and want it near the top, the closer it is to expected the lower your bounce rate.

There are some linking strategies and obvious stuff like syndicating your posts to twitter, creating a fan page for porn at work on facebook, stuff like that where you could drive the style of your site up and push the acceptance level, but thats more of a marketing strategy and I would start that after finishing off the simple changes first.

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

TGP gallery critique? Here is a tgp gallery test i made.
links not in place, but banner is linked on top and the two obvious text links on the page and 2 small links at bottom (one is 2257)
thumbs go to a larger picture, not a page. pics are max 500-600 px wide.
http://www.genderblenders.com/test/c...wife-test.html

Since it wasnt a huge one today here you go.

Love the gallery, simple clean and honest, once you add the links in the only things I would not do is not name the girl have it be case number or subject and then on the thumbs and fulls a black box hiding her face with a sign "uncensored inside"

alias · 05-07-2010, 10:53 AM

mpahlca thanks man, will do as much of what you suggested as possible and relay this to my girl who works on that site more than me.

mpahlca · 05-07-2010, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

mpahlca thanks man, will do as much of what you suggested as possible and relay this to my girl who works on that site more than me.

cool, check out plugins for wordpress, there are a lot of those things you can automate.

rowan · 05-07-2010, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

Also side note on google, the one interesting area they have entered is buying infrastructure companies, over the last 4 years they have bought tons of cable services and internet cabling services and begun making their own cables, including a company that lays trans atlantic fiberoptics. To me this is the best idea as I believe it goes to them offering free broadband internet in exchange for google as your only search option ;). But again what would i know right?

Mmmm free broadband, think of all that data that Big Br...err... Google can mine.

BestXXXPorn · 05-07-2010, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

Also side note on google, the one interesting area they have entered is buying infrastructure companies, over the last 4 years they have bought tons of cable services and internet cabling services and begun making their own cables, including a company that lays trans atlantic fiberoptics. To me this is the best idea as I believe it goes to them offering free broadband internet in exchange for google as your only search option ;). But again what would i know right?

From my understanding, they do use a lot of the fiber they've bought up... Google has deals with major ISPs to switch traffic destined for Google onto their own fiber/network... Cheaper for the providers and offers a faster browsing experience to end users :P

TBH I don't think Google does much right except search results... There's not a single other "service" they offer that someone else doesn't do better... They're diversifying their development team but not diversifying their revenue. I think they're trying to be too much too fast. That's not to say they don't produce quality products... I just think they need to focus a bit more...

Caligari · 05-07-2010, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

Since it wasnt a huge one today here you go.

Love the gallery, simple clean and honest, once you add the links in the only things I would not do is not name the girl have it be case number or subject and then on the thumbs and fulls a black box hiding her face with a sign "uncensored inside"

okay thanks, very good suggestions! and great ones on Alias' blog too.

alias · 05-07-2010, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

cool, check out plugins for wordpress, there are a lot of those things you can automate.

Yeah wpmu did crash on this site recently so all the previously installed plugins were deleted before I fixed it in the mysql tables.

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mpahlca Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,821	Porn Coporation Feedback So firstly, i would define the site, right now its a bit of everything and your search results will be scatter shot (side note theme specific sites typically convert the traffic that comes in much better) For changes I would add in simple "about us" and use that to define the site to anyone clicking around, then in a static main page first post i would do a styling paragraph, by this i mean you prime the surfer to your sales pitches by styling who you are selling it to them. In this case the "corporation" I would sell it as porn at work type site, and theme the updates to match. (not staff or office content only just that you are in an office and you made this site to get away with something). I would look at selling vpn or privacy software as an offshot of this, then use the general history of your previous posts, to sell it as dont go here unless you have X on or are surfing thru X dont let the man bust your ass. So now that you themed it out a bit more; I would go and change some small elements, since you are using wordpress, I would look for social integration modules, social bookmark modules and add them in, allow people to bookmark your site in any way they want. ( a really cool integration of this is on wpgarage.com check out their social bookmark links.) Since you have few comments on your posts hide them, or fake them, 0's across the board dont bring people back they make people go away. Remove any unsold ad inventory, if you dont have an advertiser you dont have a spot. Make your site better for the user, rather than the potential advertiser. Grab a mobile module and allow people to take your site wherever they want (read bathroom break ;)). Move up your navigation to closer to the top, its lost on my screen and i have a 24 inch monitor. Second part to this people expect some top navigation add some functionality for your surfers here. Also if your going to have an updates calendar show it off near the top, people like knowing you update with a quick glance. Move the latest posts side bar to the main page and put it under the main post theme area i described above. I noticed quite a few uncategorized posts on the main page its a waste to do this, define the category and make sure your pages are interlinked well, the tags and a tag cloud should all be off the main page, if only to allow google to run around your site like a ball in a box. Moving to the archives pages, I love the rss feed on the side but why not find the coolest sites you like in adult and pull their feeds that correspond to these categories. Add in any cool links you like, this makes your site of value to the surfer and google as you created a relevant, valuable page. (i saw the link role just the two titles didnt make any sense and the links arent really niche specific or that cool) Move your search closer to the top, (all pages for this) almost all surfers expect a search function and want it near the top, the closer it is to expected the lower your bounce rate. There are some linking strategies and obvious stuff like syndicating your posts to twitter, creating a fan page for porn at work on facebook, stuff like that where you could drive the style of your site up and push the acceptance level, but thats more of a marketing strategy and I would start that after finishing off the simple changes first. __________________ I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

05-07-2010, 10:53 AM	#16
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	mpahlca thanks man, will do as much of what you suggested as possible and relay this to my girl who works on that site more than me. __________________ https://porncorporation.com