Dear Mr. Felipe Calderón (President of Mexico).

[NetHorse]

Dear Mr. Felipe Calderón,

I'm planning to move both my immediate family and extended family into Mexico, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning on walking across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico so we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

When I arrive I expect the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my Grand kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bilingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my Grand kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my Grand kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer..

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income Tax Credits so even though I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican government pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18.. Oh yes, I almost forgot -- please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

Thanks for your understanding and cooperation.

[LoveSandra]

what is this shit?

[NetHorse]

Originally Posted by LoveSandra

what is this shit?

Quiet bot.

[$5 submissions]

Felipe Calderon needs to open up Mexico's markets for foreign competition and investment. GOOD LOCAL JOBS = the solution to illegal immigration. That solution works not just for Mexico but for any developing country. Free trade and a fair judiciary are key elements to development.

[devine]

Originally Posted by NetHorse

Dear Mr. Felipe Calderón,

I'm planning to move both my immediate family and extended family into Mexico, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning on walking across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico so we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

When I arrive I expect the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my Grand kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bilingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my Grand kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my Grand kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer..

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income Tax Credits so even though I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican government pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18.. Oh yes, I almost forgot -- please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

Thanks for your understanding and cooperation.

You already have most of it, and you have it legally, not illegally

[Dirty Dane]

That's a nice letter. I bet the native Indian tribes would love same letter.

[Davy]

The person who wrote that letter is an arrogant prick.

[moeloubani]

You go in there and work an honest job and do an honest days work then there's no reason you shouldn't get all of that. The not paying taxes part isn't the illegal's fault, it's the US's fault for not realizing that they might as well let people register as non citizen workers or something and tax them like everyone else.

[SmokeyTheBear]

Dear brainwashed american.

We would be glad to accomodate your requests but we feel we must remind you of a few things.

We do not have a slave class of people we rely on to keep our economy alive , and we don't profit billions of dollars in income tax from illegal americans, if we did we would have more than enough money to feed the very few people who need governement help. In order to fulfill your requests you must first send millions and millions of hardworking americans who want to do the lowest jobs we have to offer for a fraction of what they are worth, we will collect income tax from all the hardworkers but we wont ever give it back , infact we will ridicule you and complain you are costing us money , meanwhile you will basically be slaves and we will be your rich masters.

[The Duck]

Bitter much?

[Marcus Aurelius]

fucking racist

[seeandsee]

mexico will never be like Germany

[DamianJ]

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Dear brainwashed american.

We would be glad to accomodate your requests but we feel we must remind you of a few things.

We do not have a slave class of people we rely on to keep our economy alive , and we don't profit billions of dollars in income tax from illegal americans, if we did we would have more than enough money to feed the very few people who need governement help. In order to fulfill your requests you must first send millions and millions of hardworking americans who want to do the lowest jobs we have to offer for a fraction of what they are worth, we will collect income tax from all the hardworkers but we wont ever give it back , infact we will ridicule you and complain you are costing us money , meanwhile you will basically be slaves and we will be your rich masters.

boom

great reply

[NetHorse]

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

That's a nice letter. I bet the native Indian tribes would love same letter.

Yeah, because back in the day when Americans stole the land from Native Americans we did it so they could pay for our health care, give us government handouts, pay for our children's education, etc..

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Dear brainwashed american.

We would be glad to accomodate your requests but we feel we must remind you of a few things.

We do not have a slave class of people we rely on to keep our economy alive , and we don't profit billions of dollars in income tax from illegal americans, if we did we would have more than enough money to feed the very few people who need governement help. In order to fulfill your requests you must first send millions and millions of hardworking americans who want to do the lowest jobs we have to offer for a fraction of what they are worth, we will collect income tax from all the hardworkers but we wont ever give it back , infact we will ridicule you and complain you are costing us money , meanwhile you will basically be slaves and we will be your rich masters.

Dear idiot,

The illegal immigrants spend trillions in social services and pay less than 1/5th income taxes as American citizens. Learn how to type proper English, and learn the facts.

Regards,

An educated tax paying citizen.

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

fucking racist

Go look up what racism is then get back to me. I love how when illegal immigration is brought up people counter with, "that's racist". Idiots.