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Choice is an Illusion
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Let's do some business!
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Nudity? Seriously? She is crazy and all, don't get me wrong... but if I am a multimillionaire and paying a nice wage for my bodyguards and I decide to wheel around my house naked... you better damn well believe I'm going to be wheeling around naked.
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Two words...
Trailer Park |
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Reach for those stars!
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True, but if you're wheeling around naked while leering at your female assistants, telling them how horny they make you while they're trying to be professional...
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Let's do some business!
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Oh Elli you have no idea!
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Choice is an Illusion
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ICQ:649699063
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I like Karen O's singing voice better than Britney Spears.
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Coupon Guru
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I'd let her sexually harass me
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visit hardlinks.org
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must have been uncomfortable
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wonder if he was gay
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I'm just always naked, pants are for suckers
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That guy is clearly a fag. Or more than likely, he is just trying to cash in, hoping he gets a settlement.
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That is definitely one of the least heterosexual things I've heard in a while.
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I need a beer
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She could sexual harass me anytime
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mmm yeah!
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shoulda just plopped his cock out and let her go to work. the fuck is wrong with people these days?
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There was too much funny stuff in this thread to quote it all.
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I am not proud to say it but Britney has got a nice set of heavy hooters and a bit of trashy that I really like. I would love to spend a night naked with her
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Gold digging bodyguard needs a slap
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This is all part of Britneys Hype Machine. It's good for her rep. People need to know she is still a nympho!
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he should have hit it and taped it
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Retired
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Think she will use monster or career builder for the replacement? I wanna get the resume ready. She could pull me around the house by my sack while doing lines of blow off the toilet I don't mind.
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A freakin' legend!
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It would be worth the bragging rights alone.
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Click on my TCG signature
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I bet that bodyguard is gay.
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Choice is an Illusion
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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maybe the bodyguard is tired of working
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#28 |
She's back
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LOL that is an really old story.. that same body guard is selling his story.. Hmmm Just because she was accused does not mean she did it! Oh and I would let her sexual harrass me too!
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he's a gay.
If she was Leona Helmsley, it would be one thing -- but if your boss is Britney, it would be a good choice to hit that.
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Britney Fucking Rules!
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Pics of her walking around the house naked or it didn't happen.
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I would probably work for half of what that guy was getting paid if I had an attractive boss that walked around the house naked all the time and was coming on to me.
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c'mon what bullshit..
any man with a hetero pulse would hit that.. gotta luv this: she has a penchant for “nudity and drug-use” piece of good ole american sweetheart ass
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Choice is an Illusion
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Whether a nudist, or attention seeking, while closing in on 30.. it appears she still does it. |
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![]() ![]() It's hard for me to see any normal guy turning down fucking Britney and getting paid at the same time. I don't think she's cute at all but I still just don't see it happening. |
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Bald Pyscho Britney, I could see him turning her down. But retro looking Britney or her current look and he wants to turn her down? The guy needs to check himself into a mental hospital or he better start to question his sexuality
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I woulda made a sex tape...
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Forget making a sex tape.
I would've taken a page out of KFed's book, hit it a few times and have her pop out a kid or two more. Seriously.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Britney loves the coverage.
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If she was sexually harassing me, I would fuck her over and over. I would totally pee in her butt!
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