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Sarah_Jayne · 01-04-2003, 03:20 AM

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.

"And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

hybrid · 01-04-2003, 03:23 AM

He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.

sexyavs · 01-04-2003, 05:17 AM

I dont get it..

Maybe that is why I get no sex..

Chong · 01-04-2003, 05:19 AM

everything is bigger in texas, is that the 'punchline' ?

High Quality · 01-04-2003, 05:20 AM

For some reason I didn't laugh.

Triple 6 · 01-04-2003, 05:25 AM

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Originally posted by High Quality
For some reason I didn't laugh.

Ya, me 2. WTF man!

High Quality · 01-04-2003, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

Ya, me 2. WTF man!

Could be that I'm French. And know the truth.

Chong · 01-04-2003, 05:30 AM

don't think so.....i didnt crack a smile either.

Triple 6 · 01-04-2003, 05:49 AM

Best I had was 2 women in one night. But, I must say, yo, and yes, I get them extra points since they were sisters. Unfortunately not at the same time. yet one time I had them both with me playin at the same time but things went, wrong, and, thats all I will, say, ok? :::sigh::

Lethal · 01-04-2003, 05:52 AM

It's a well known fact that Texans are latent homosexuals.

2spy · 01-04-2003, 06:59 AM

once a day, everyday, all day long---------

Lethal · 01-04-2003, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by 2spy
once a day, everyday, all day long---------

Masturbation? Good effort.

EscortBiz · 01-04-2003, 07:16 AM

I did not get this joke

Sarah_Jayne · 01-04-2003, 01:12 PM

your poor wives/girlfriends

multisexsite · 01-04-2003, 01:19 PM

3 times in one night is not a big deal, but I'd prefer one great time.

Tala · 01-04-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.

Not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean...HA! I ain't crossing the Atlantic in a dinghy.

DrewKole · 01-04-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.

Prolonged Puberty Syndrome...

I hope you get over it bud

stanton · 01-04-2003, 01:39 PM

stanton · 01-04-2003, 01:40 PM

Lexxx · 01-04-2003, 01:51 PM

01-04-2003, 03:20 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Sex - 3 Times In 1 Night A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan were discussing love-making. "Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once." he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."

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hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.

01-04-2003, 05:19 AM	#4
Chong Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 1,584	everything is bigger in texas, is that the 'punchline' ?

01-04-2003, 05:20 AM	#5
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	For some reason I didn't laugh.

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Chong Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 1,584	don't think so.....i didnt crack a smile either.

01-04-2003, 05:52 AM	#10
Lethal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 494	It's a well known fact that Texans are latent homosexuals.

01-04-2003, 06:59 AM	#11
2spy Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 58	once a day, everyday, all day long---------

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