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Overload · 07-20-2010, 04:03 PM

serious ... i HATE the end of a scene these days

it is SO FUCKING BORING to see how he unplugs from what orifice he has just been working on - and then she gets down on her knees and waits for him to unload while he strokes his meat member (if i wanna see a guy wank off - i watch myself in the mirror, not?) ... boy, that is ANNOYING shit

really, in REALITY - where does the cum go? INSIDE! *I*N*S*I*D*E* !!! ... i never ever jerked off OUTSIDE a girl i slept with and never will

so how come porn is such a piss-poor parody of reality (even on reality sites?!) ... do you like flying goo? i sure as fuck dont

NaughtyRob · 07-20-2010, 04:16 PM

So what you are saying is that you like the creampie niche. Its definitely hot.

fuzebox · 07-20-2010, 04:40 PM

Visually it's cool to see a chick get cum all over her face, in a degredation sort of way... Personally though I have never understood the fascination with cumshots, you go from haing sex which feels good, to masturbating near a girl. You can do that when there's no girl around

Overload · 07-20-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

So what you are saying is that you like the creampie niche. Its definitely hot.

eeeeh, no ... but, yes, i do like "inside jobs" (lol) ... what i really meant is - 99% of the porn today is fucking boring because it is FAR FAR from reality

Chosen · 07-20-2010, 04:44 PM

You've got a point there

CDSmith · 07-20-2010, 04:45 PM

Agree in full, but it seems most porn viewers want to see the evidence. Sadly, the only way a lot of these hotshot cock jock porn studs can get off is by their own hand.

Overload · 07-20-2010, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Agree in full, but it seems most porn viewers want to see the evidence. Sadly, the only way a lot of these hotshot cock jock porn studs can get off is by their own hand.

aye, so how come those studs are called professionals? i mean, if they need a hand to come there must be smth wrong with them, no?

and, evidence - aint a cum dripping pussy/butt evidence enuff?

so much to producers being "innovative" - ppl see the same shit over and over again = boring

CDSmith · 07-20-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

and, evidence - aint a cum dripping pussy/butt evidence enuff?

You'd think so, and for many, it is. But there's also a fairly large crowd out there who prefer to see it shoot out and land all over the girl's face.

Every.

Fucking.

Time.

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Originally Posted by Overload

so much to producers being "innovative" - ppl see the same shit over and over again = boring

You're preaching to the choir.

I did see one rather vintage porno many years ago that at least did something different, something I've never seen done before or since. At the point of the cumshot, the camera view switched to a view from INSIDE the girl's vagina... or rather some type of box made up to look sort of like the inside of a vagina, and the guy shot his wad toward the camera. You could tell it wasn't actually the girl, but it played out as a very cool money shot nonetheless.

Plus it was good for a laugh. :D

BigDeanEvans · 07-20-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I did see one rather vintage porno many years ago that at least did something different, something I've never seen done before or since. At the point of the cumshot, the camera view switched to a view from INSIDE the girl's vagina... or rather some type of box made up to look sort of like the inside of a vagina, and the guy shot his wad toward the camera. You could tell it wasn't actually the girl, but it played out as a very cool money shot nonetheless.

Plus it was good for a laugh. :D

Yeah, that might be cool if your a girl or gay...what man wants to see some other dude's man chowder being shot at them gonzo style

MaDalton · 07-20-2010, 05:28 PM

i think whats much worse is when the camera right before the cumshot switches to the guys red, sweaty, strained face and stays there for the next 30 seconds

Overload · 07-20-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i think whats much worse is when the camera right before the cumshot switches to the guys red, sweaty, strained face and stays there for the next 30 seconds

oh ja, das ist auch scheisse

oh yeah, thats shit also

CDSmith · 07-20-2010, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans

Yeah, that might be cool if your a girl or gay...what man wants to see some other dude's man chowder being shot at them gonzo style

I don't know, someone here on GFY had a .gif in their sig a few years ago, taken from the view of some kind of micro camer placed way inside an actual vagina. You could see a guy's dick going back and forth right in there, and then it spooged inside the girl. Not at or on the camera, just directly in front of it's view. And a ton of people commented that it was pretty hot. All guys.

So I'm thinking maybe your gay theory is a bit off the mark.

CDSmith · 07-20-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i think whats much worse is when the camera right before the cumshot switches to the guys red, sweaty, strained face and stays there for the next 30 seconds

Put it this way; there are a lot of porn shooters out there whom I've wanted to bitchslap at those exact moments.

And nearly every major porn production company in the past 30 years is guilty of it.

kane · 07-20-2010, 06:05 PM

One of the all time funniest things I have seen in a porn was a scene that plays out like you describe. He bangs her for a while then pulls out, she falls to her knees and is moaning as he jerks himself off to give her a facial. After a few minutes of moaning he loses his wood and is now just standing there beating off in front of her. She tries to help, but to no avail. Soon she is cracking jokes with the camera man and they are talking about all kinds of different things like the weather, food, movies, music and all the while this dude is jerking off next to her. She even asks if it would help if she put her finger in his ass. Finally about 20 minutes he gets ready to burst and she immediately snaps back into character and moans for the cumshot.

MaDalton · 07-20-2010, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Put it this way; there are a lot of porn shooters out there whom I've wanted to bitchslap at those exact moments.

And nearly every major porn production company in the past 30 years is guilty of it.

whenever you see this you can bet $100 that there are between 5 and 30 minutes of jerking off missing that had to be cut out - lol

arock10 · 07-20-2010, 06:14 PM

wut porn isn't real?

Overload · 07-20-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

One of the all time funniest things I have seen in a porn was a scene that plays out like you describe. He bangs her for a while then pulls out, she falls to her knees and is moaning as he jerks himself off to give her a facial. After a few minutes of moaning he loses his wood and is now just standing there beating off in front of her. She tries to help, but to no avail. Soon she is cracking jokes with the camera man and they are talking about all kinds of different things like the weather, food, movies, music and all the while this dude is jerking off next to her. She even asks if it would help if she put her finger in his ass. Finally about 20 minutes he gets ready to burst and she immediately snaps back into character and moans for the cumshot.

AAAH! i have seen that scene too! it was fucking hilarious ... if only i cud remember the girl/scene name - DAMN!

bronco67 · 07-20-2010, 06:22 PM

You can't be the only guy that gets pissed when the girl doesn't do the work. Seriously, it looks like the guy is making the scene all about himself.

It almost ruins a scene when the dude has to whack himself on the girl. There needs to a moratorium on that shit.

Every porn scene should have at least 5 girls to each guy, and all the girls should act like hungry mountain lions fighting over a hot dog. Every scene that isn't like that is not worth watching, so that eliminates 99% of porn.

DirtyDanza · 07-20-2010, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Visually it's cool to see a chick get cum all over her face, in a degredation sort of way... Personally though I have never understood the fascination with cumshots, you go from haing sex which feels good, to masturbating near a girl. You can do that when there's no girl around

no way it's different when she's around by myself im alone.. when she watches she watches it's fun

SteveHardeman · 07-20-2010, 06:29 PM

I do an occasional internal cumshot. Mouth and pussy. The pussy ones go over well but when I cum directly into a girl's mouth without having an inch in between to see it shooting, I hear about it. That's what they want to see so I give it to them.

But, then again, my site is a solo cock site. My members sign up to BrokeAmateurs to see my gorgeous cock so the girl is really just a prop to keep me from getting bored. :-)

sortie · 07-20-2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

serious ... i HATE the end of a scene these days

it is SO FUCKING BORING to see how he unplugs from what orifice he has just been working on - and then she gets down on her knees and waits for him to unload while he strokes his meat member (if i wanna see a guy wank off - i watch myself in the mirror, not?) ... boy, that is ANNOYING shit

really, in REALITY - where does the cum go? INSIDE! *I*N*S*I*D*E* !!! ... i never ever jerked off OUTSIDE a girl i slept with and never will

so how come porn is such a piss-poor parody of reality (even on reality sites?!) ... do you like flying goo? i sure as fuck dont

You have a point for sure about seeing the guy wank off for the cumshot.
I'm totally bored with that too.

But I do like facials.

Interesting to look at older porn videos and they have facials but the female is
making the guy cum rather than 5 mins of wanking the cock in her face before it
happens.

I think this is mostly a result of the old school marketing of porn.

For example :

You produce several porn series like "big butt", "big tits", "big cock" etc...
Now you have a VHS cassette for each series and they sale well.
But wouldn't it be cool to have another full series to sell without shooting more
content?
Yeah, for sure. So you take your content and mash all the cumshots together for
your cumshot series and make even more money.

So if you know this going in to production then you want a facial in every shoot
so you can edit that into a series.

After that, I think a lot of new content producers just copied the format because
"that's the way everybody shoots porn".

Overload · 07-20-2010, 06:58 PM

after reading all the replies i get the picture its time for a revolution ... since sales are down the drain these days it seems to be time for smth new, not? so ... content shooters - do smth new! (in this case actually smth OLD) and bring back the FUN porn made in the old days (when porn movies had a plot and on some occasion even gave a good chuckle)

and sortie, i get the point you have there but i think the cumshot days are numbered :P

sortie · 07-20-2010, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i think whats much worse is when the camera right before the cumshot switches to the guys red, sweaty, strained face and stays there for the next 30 seconds

Holly shit!!!!!

That's the secret to the success of interracial porn!

Niggas faces don't turn red.

j/k.

MaDalton · 07-20-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

But, then again, my site is a solo cock site. My members sign up to BrokeAmateurs to see my gorgeous cock so the girl is really just a prop to keep me from getting bored. :-)

bronco67 · 07-20-2010, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload

after reading all the replies i get the picture its time for a revolution ... since sales are down the drain these days it seems to be time for smth new, not? so ... content shooters - do smth new! (in this case actually smth OLD) and bring back the FUN porn made in the old days (when porn movies had a plot and on some occasion even gave a good chuckle)

and sortie, i get the point you have there but i think the cumshot days are numbered :P

More plot = less hot girls being banged per second of running time = not good.

selena · 07-20-2010, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I don't know, someone here on GFY had a .gif in their sig a few years ago, taken from the view of some kind of micro camer placed way inside an actual vagina. You could see a guy's dick going back and forth right in there, and then it spooged inside the girl. Not at or on the camera, just directly in front of it's view. And a ton of people commented that it was pretty hot. All guys.

So I'm thinking maybe your gay theory is a bit off the mark.

I remember that gif, and it *was* hot.

Agent 488 · 07-20-2010, 07:53 PM

directfiesta · 07-20-2010, 08:13 PM

Money Shot ...

LongBG · 07-20-2010, 11:35 PM

You should change your nick to Inerload instead of Overload.

Socks · 07-20-2010, 11:42 PM

The worst part is that the guys are so desensitized that they pretty much need to finish like that.. The girls just can't get the job done, they need the few minutes of wanking at the end (and you can always see the video cut because it took too long)

crazytrini85 · 07-21-2010, 12:19 AM

I'll tell you why.

*) Most men are subconsciously bi-sexual and they don't even know it. Thus the attraction to large cocks in porn and obsessed with external cum shots.

What 100% straight male cares about a large cock on another man and the size of another mans ejaculate or where he puts it?

This is porn, everyone is gay once and a while, but the facts speak for themselves.

PenisFace · 07-21-2010, 12:22 AM

the 100% worst thing about porn is that the guy always beats off to cum on the girl. It absolutely kills the scene, 100% of the time. I saw a compilation on one of the tubes a while back, I think it was called "hands off mister", and was nothing but girls sucking and/or stroking cocks to cumshot, with no dudes beating their meat.

It was really, really, really hot.

edit: The best thing a girl can do for a guy in the bedroom (in my very not the least bit humble opinion) is suck him off until he cums. And then keep on sucking as he's cuming, without slowing down or even aknowledging that he's blowing his load. Just keep on keeping on.

Seriously, if you've never experienced this, do it. Do it now.

Fuck, now I have a chub.

Chosen · 07-21-2010, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by LongBG

You should change your nick to Inerload instead of Overload.

Fiddler · 07-21-2010, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i think whats much worse is when the camera right before the cumshot switches to the guys red, sweaty, strained face and stays there for the next 30 seconds

In total agreement there.
Personally I like the whole cum on her face thing more than I like creampie's.

But when you're watching a good porno and the end result is you seeing some blokes face instantly after he's cum on her ruins the whole thing!

I've seen quite a few of the big sites doing that a bit too much sometimes and it's one reason why I don't have memberships with them anymore!

PenisFace · 07-21-2010, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Fiddler

In total agreement there.
Personally I like the whole cum on her face thing more than I like creampie's.

But when you're watching a good porno and the end result is you seeing some blokes face instantly after he's cum on her ruins the whole thing!

I've seen quite a few of the big sites doing that a bit too much sometimes and it's one reason why I don't have memberships with them anymore!

The worst part is when you're beating off and trying to time it so that you pop as her face gets covered in jizz. And.. oh man, amost here.. fuck... ahh.. ahhh... ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT BABY"

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PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	the 100% worst thing about porn is that the guy always beats off to cum on the girl. It absolutely kills the scene, 100% of the time. I saw a compilation on one of the tubes a while back, I think it was called "hands off mister", and was nothing but girls sucking and/or stroking cocks to cumshot, with no dudes beating their meat. It was really, really, really hot. edit: The best thing a girl can do for a guy in the bedroom (in my very not the least bit humble opinion) is suck him off until he cums. And then keep on sucking as he's cuming, without slowing down or even aknowledging that he's blowing his load. Just keep on keeping on. Seriously, if you've never experienced this, do it. Do it now. Fuck, now I have a chub. __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000 Last edited by PenisFace; 07-21-2010 at 12:24 AM..