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mlove · 07-23-2010, 04:40 AM

Pinky, Cinnabunz, The Body, etc.

Why do black women have the worst names in porn?

Chosen · 07-23-2010, 04:41 AM

I have no idea...

Raf1 · 07-23-2010, 05:17 AM

I've never really noticed that

I guess it's all up to the taste of the person judging...

The Dawg · 07-23-2010, 05:26 AM

All I care about is if they are fine and know how to fuck. Who cares what her name is.

The Dawg · 07-23-2010, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

and don't forget the ones with $ signs in their names.

Like Ke$ha?

mafia_man · 07-23-2010, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mlove

Pinky, Cinnabunz, The Body, etc.

Why do black women have the worst names in porn?

Why don't they do anal?

With the exception of Marie Luv and Jada Fire.

LongBG · 07-23-2010, 06:16 AM

Just in porn?

I think in General.

mlove · 07-23-2010, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man

Why don't they do anal?

With the exception of Marie Luv and Jada Fire.

Some combination of the following:

A) The absolutely hate being degraded, and believe that if they ever experience pain during sex, that they are being degraded.

B) If they don't properly enema, and shit gets on the dude's cock, there's a good chance nobody will notice if it ends up getting smeared back on her, or if it's a black on black scene, nobody will notice if it remains on the dude's dick.

It's a terrible waste of ass though. Black girls are renowned for having the best asses in the america, and they won't do anything but just shake it around whilst having something in their vag? Boring.

Also, most of the black girls I've seen in porn don't fuck very well. Lots of just grinding on the base of the cock, but not enough movement. Not kinky enough, either.

MaDalton · 07-23-2010, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by LongBG

Just in porn?

I think in General.

i was going to say that too.

Choopa Phil · 07-23-2010, 06:43 AM

because shequesha, Precious, and ebony, and keisha are much better..

Scott McD · 07-23-2010, 06:48 AM

Because they are dumb!!

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stephane76 · 07-23-2010, 06:54 AM

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bronco67 · 07-23-2010, 07:13 AM

Just look at how they name their kids, and you have the answer.

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2010, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Just look at how they name their kids, and you have the answer.

"Too many black children?and many adults?bear names that border on not even being words"... ?I am simply tired of these ridiculous names black women are giving their children,? said U.S. Federal Judge Ryan Cabrera
?They are the worst perpetrators,? he said. ?They put in apostrophes where none are needed. They think a ?Q? is a must. There was a time when Shaniqua and Tawanda were names you dreaded. Now, if you?re a black girl, you hope you get a name as sensible as one of those.?

Shaquanda
Shaniqua
Q?Antity
Uhlleejsha
Cray-Ig
Fellisittee
Tay?Sh?awn
Day?Shawndra
Q?J?Q?Sha
Clitoria
Tequante

The practice of giving black children outlandish names began in the 1960s, when blacks were getting in touch with their African roots, said historian Corlione Vest. But even he admits it got out of hand. ?I have a niece who?s six. I?m embarrassed to say I can?t even pronounce her name,? said Vest, a professor at Princeton University. ?Whenever I want to talk to her, I just wait until she looks at me and then I wave her over.?

dynastoned · 07-23-2010, 07:26 AM

lol @ this thread

it's only funny because it's true. lolol

MasterBlow · 07-23-2010, 07:31 AM

Lola Lane

thickcash_amo · 07-23-2010, 07:38 AM

LOL Oh so true!

crazytrini85 · 07-23-2010, 07:41 AM

They are better than their real names.

The Dawg · 07-23-2010, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

?I have a niece who?s six. I?m embarrassed to say I can?t even pronounce her name,? said Vest, a professor at Princeton University. ?Whenever I want to talk to her, I just wait until she looks at me and then I wave her over.?

Thats funny.

brassmonkey · 07-23-2010, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mafia_man

Why don't they do anal?

With the exception of Marie Luv and Jada Fire.

not all females like prison sex?

mlove · 07-23-2010, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

not all females like prison sex?

As a dude who happily took an entire double ended dildo at the request of his girlfriend, I really don't understand how anyone couldn't like anal sex.

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2010, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mlove

As a dude who happily took an entire double ended dildo at the request of his girlfriend, I really don't understand how anyone couldn't like anal sex.

Exit only.

mlove · 07-23-2010, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Exit only.

Why don't I move to alabama, become a baptist, and vow to only have sober missionary sex with the lights on once i'm married too?

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2010, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mlove

Why don't I move to alabama, become a baptist, and vow to only have sober missionary sex with the lights on once i'm married too?

Well, that would be a personal decision that only you can come to.
For me, I prefer to refrain from ass-probings.

brassmonkey · 07-23-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mlove

As a dude who happily took an entire double ended dildo at the request of his girlfriend, I really don't understand how anyone couldn't like anal sex.

too much to drink perhaps

Serial Pervert · 07-23-2010, 08:29 AM

so true, but i dunno why

John-ACWM · 07-23-2010, 08:33 AM

I bet even the girls don't care.

newB · 07-23-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Clitoria

Seriously? That poor girl. Why not name her Vagina and be done with it?!

marcop · 07-23-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow

Lola Lane

I "discovered" Lola Lane--she answered my ad in the LA Weekly back in 1999 or 2000. I couldn't use her, but I referred her to World Modeling as she had huge tits and a good attitude.

My favorite black porn chick name is Spantaneous Xtacy.

_Richard_ · 07-23-2010, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mlove

Pinky, Cinnabunz, The Body, etc.

Why do black women have the worst names in porn?

cinnabunz is an awesome name

grumpy · 07-23-2010, 10:11 AM

depending on the audience they are targeting the names might be ok

seeandsee · 07-23-2010, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow

Lola Lane

her tits are looking here BIGGGGGGGGGG, any hardcore pics please

ottopottomouse · 07-23-2010, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Shaquanda
Shaniqua
Q?Antity
Uhlleejsha
Cray-Ig
Fellisittee
Tay?Sh?awn
Day?Shawndra
Q?J?Q?Sha
Clitoria
Tequante

Seems to be a divide though where they either give them an idiotic name where you can't tell if it's male or female and another batch of almost biblical sounding names like Martha, Grace and Esther.

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2010, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Seems to be a divide though where they either give them an idiotic name where you can't tell if it's male or female and another batch of almost biblical sounding names like Martha, Grace and Esther.

I don't care for biblical names either.... they're too common and biblical-ey.

Peace · 07-23-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by The Dawg

All I care about is if they are fine and know how to fuck. Who cares what her name is.

bravo !!

Titan · 07-23-2010, 11:35 AM

Cray-Ig
Fellisittee

Craig
Felicity

Their parents must be mentally retarded people who can't spell. Reminds me of the NBA player whose name was Anfernee. They were trying to spell "Anthony". *sigh*

ottopottomouse · 07-23-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I don't care for biblical names either.... they're too common and biblical-ey.

Sounds like you want conventional but you don't want common so you're a bit hard to please then.

J. Falcon · 07-23-2010, 11:40 AM

all pornstar names suck

Amputate Your Head · 07-23-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Sounds like you want conventional but you don't want common so you're a bit hard to please then.

Right, exactly.

It's tough to find something that fits that, but I managed to do it for 2 of my 3 kids.

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