Joke: Bush and Powell in a bar - GoFuckYourself.com

KingK7 · 01-04-2003, 11:51 PM

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says,

"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and a hot swedish blonde."

The guy exclaimed, "A hot swedish blonde?? Why do you wanna kill a hot swedish chick?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass?

I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Simon-interaid · 01-04-2003, 11:58 PM

someone already posted this

KingK7 · 01-05-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon-interaid
someone already posted this

Oh no, really?

Simon-interaid · 01-05-2003, 12:36 AM

Yes.

3 days ago to be exact.

KingK7 · 01-05-2003, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon-interaid
Yes.

3 days ago to be exact.

Oh....

Milton · 01-05-2003, 03:14 AM

King your asshole, shuld we take some jokes about some yellow man now too.
Pure mature joke?

01-04-2003, 11:51 PM	#1
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Joke: Bush and Powell in a bar A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III ." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and a hot swedish blonde." The guy exclaimed, "A hot swedish blonde?? Why do you wanna kill a hot swedish chick?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

01-04-2003, 11:58 PM	#2
Simon-interaid Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 814	someone already posted this __________________ we buy domains with typin traffic. icq me 8566256

01-05-2003, 12:36 AM	#4
Simon-interaid Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 814	Yes. 3 days ago to be exact. __________________ we buy domains with typin traffic. icq me 8566256

01-05-2003, 03:14 AM	#6
Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	King your asshole, shuld we take some jokes about some yellow man now too. Pure mature joke?