Apology To ScarlettBlue... For Ashley's Herpes - GoFuckYourself.com

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 11:16 AM

So last night I was asked to look over a message our marketing manager Ashley was sending to one of our partners, ScarlettBlue. It was late. I was feeling good. Okay, maybe I was feeling a bit... giddy? Anyway, at the top of the reply to Ashley I wrote:

"**NEEDS TO BE EDITED BY YOU… BUT…"

You couldn't miss it. And Ashley didn't. At the bottom, though, I added a signature that went something like:

Sincerely,

Ashley
AKA Princess Sparkles
AKA The Rose Bomber
AKA Lambella, Bringer of Death and Herpes

Anyway, she saw the sig, laughed about how it would be funny if she sent it with that... and then somehow manged to still send it.

So this is my public apology to Scarlett Blue for my lapse of judgment. And I also apologize to Ashley who, to the best of my knowledge, does not have herpes--though she does spray pungent rose perfume around the office and has a lamb fetish. You rock, darlin! But I guess that's what you get for taking a work from home day.

marketsmart · 08-18-2010, 11:28 AM

do you have herpes?

.

JFK · 08-18-2010, 11:32 AM

Ashley's Herpes, is that a new nieche ?

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

do you have herpes?
.

Good question.

No.

I'd ask you the same, to make conversation, but on this one... I'm okay not knowing.

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Ashley's Herpes, is that a new nieche ?

Hmmm... not sure about a niche, but there's a site in there for sure!

Looking forward to seeing you at Qwebec next week, Big J ;)

Jman · 08-18-2010, 11:35 AM

ashleysherpes.com AVAILABLE

Hurry up JFK and grab teh herpes ;-)

fuzebox · 08-18-2010, 11:36 AM

I like Princess Sparkles.

JFK · 08-18-2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

ashleysherpes.com AVAILABLE

Hurry up JFK and grab teh herpes ;-)

whipping my cc out right now

RyuLion · 08-18-2010, 11:42 AM

Wow, I guess we can all joke around about everything nowadays..lol..

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Wow, I guess we can all joke around about everything nowadays..lol..

Not if you're sitting within stapler throwing distance. This I just found out.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-18-2010, 11:53 AM

ADG

RyuLion · 08-18-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug of Montreal

Not if you're sitting within stapler throwing distance. This I just found out.

Wear goggles to work..

jsmocn · 08-18-2010, 12:04 PM

Apology accepted... Thought it was pretty funny. Happy to do business with Princess Sparkles (Keep the herpes though!) Jo

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jsmocn

Apology accepted... Thought it was pretty funny. Happy to do business with Princess Sparkles (Keep the herpes though!) Jo

lol - glad you dropped in for this. My total bad, Jo. I'll figure out a non-herpe-like way to make it up to you guys ;)

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 12:24 PM

And thanks, ADG, for the artwork. The pics could have been a lot worse, so thanks for your restraint.

Jman · 08-18-2010, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

whipping my cc out right now

Did you get the email confirmation...

"Congratulations mr. JFK, you now have Ashleysherpes.com"

Veevee · 08-18-2010, 12:55 PM

Ashley!!!

Princess Sparkles...mmm...I like it.

You have a lamb fetish?? What's wrong with you girl'? You missing out on pigs!!!

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Veevee

You have a lamb fetish?? What's wrong with you girl'? You missing out on pigs!!!

Please, don't get her started!

CaptainHowdy · 08-18-2010, 02:14 PM

I miss herpes!

Doug of Montreal · 08-18-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I miss herpes!

No worries, my friend. They may be gone for now, but they're never far away.

CaptainHowdy · 08-18-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug of Montreal

No worries, my friend. They may be gone for now, but they're never far away.

Awesome news

...

Anthony · 08-18-2010, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsmocn

Apology accepted... Thought it was pretty funny. Happy to do business with Princess Sparkles (Keep the herpes though!) Jo

What a great first post. Accepting apologies for rumors being spread by that Doug fella from Labrador.

DWB · 08-18-2010, 03:45 PM

Come on, this is porn... everyone has a little herpes every now and then.

08-18-2010, 04:16 PM

heheh, ive done silly things like that many times, especially when writing an anniversary card i remmeber thinking dont write happy birthday and i wrote happy birthday

AshleyMobile · 08-18-2010, 04:40 PM

Vee! I love lambs so much

ALMOST as much as I love being herpes free.

fitzmulti · 08-18-2010, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Come on, this is porn... everyone has a little herpes every now and then.

Heh heh!!

08-18-2010, 11:16 AM	#1
Doug of Montreal Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,877	Apology To ScarlettBlue... For Ashley's Herpes So last night I was asked to look over a message our marketing manager Ashley was sending to one of our partners, ScarlettBlue. It was late. I was feeling good. Okay, maybe I was feeling a bit... giddy? Anyway, at the top of the reply to Ashley I wrote: "NEEDS TO BE EDITED BY YOU… BUT…" You couldn't miss it. And Ashley didn't. At the bottom, though, I added a signature that went something like: Sincerely, Ashley AKA Princess Sparkles AKA The Rose Bomber AKA Lambella, Bringer of Death and Herpes Anyway, she saw the sig, laughed about how it would be funny if she sent it with that... and then somehow manged to still send it. So this is my public apology to Scarlett Blue for my lapse of judgment. And I also apologize to Ashley who, to the best of my knowledge, does not have herpes--though she does spray pungent rose perfume around the office and has a lamb fetish. You rock, darlin! But I guess that's what you get for taking a work from home day. __________________ WANT TRAFFIC?** Get reviewed! SKYPE: dougrabbit ICQ (only if you don't have SKYPE!): 267359201 Twitter: @DougOfRabbits Last edited by Doug of Montreal; 08-18-2010 at 11:21 AM..

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jsmocn Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1	Apology accepted... Thought it was pretty funny. Happy to do business with Princess Sparkles (Keep the herpes though!) Jo

08-18-2010, 12:24 PM	#15
Doug of Montreal Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,877	And thanks, ADG, for the artwork. The pics could have been a lot worse, so thanks for your restraint. __________________ WANT TRAFFIC? Get reviewed! SKYPE: dougrabbit ICQ (only if you don't have SKYPE!): 267359201 Twitter: @DougOfRabbits

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08-18-2010, 04:16 PM	#24
Altwebdesign Guest Posts: n/a	heheh, ive done silly things like that many times, especially when writing an anniversary card i remmeber thinking dont write happy birthday and i wrote happy birthday

08-18-2010, 04:40 PM	#25
AshleyMobile Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 52	Vee! I love lambs so much ALMOST as much as I love being herpes free. __________________ Ashley