Pretty Funny Review of our Cock Sucking Challenge - XXXJay's First Apperance in a Porno DVD - GoFuckYourself.com

Porno Dan · 08-14-2010, 08:00 PM

Often our movies get blasted because we don?t do things like ?everyone else in porn?, this review is from Bill the hobbyist from XCritic.com who gets us better than most people ever will.

BTW ? This was XXXJay?s first performance in front of the camera and I can assure he ?delivers the lumber? now.

If your looking for a standard fuck flick, you will not see it on this dvd at all. Instead you will see a Cock Sucking Challenge, but not always done with the girls mouth. There are four scenes where the girls get two different guys off and then are rated at the end. Most of it is shot as what I call ?Going With The Flow?. Which is Porno Dan?s well know style.

Scene 1 ? Ally Kay, Ralph Long & Porno Dan

Porno Dan?s first contestant in the ?Cock Sucking Challenge? is the sexy Ally Kay. Ally is a very sweet girl and has some of the cutest little titties there are. As the scene starts, Dan feels up those sweet titties for a bit and then the cock sucking begins. Ally works him over very well, using spit and slapping his cock on her tongue to enhanced the blow job even more. Dan, takes some time to go down on Ally and enjoy her sweet pussy. Ally has this cute little tickle giggle as he licks her pussy and teases her ass. After Dan has been munching away a bit, Ally show some nice response to Dan?s work as her hips buck in response. Ally then goes down very aggressively with mouth and hand until Dan stands up and pops his load on her. Not the best aim, but he did manage to get some on her tongue.

Our second guy, Ralph Long gets his turn. Ally, had some great hand technique, spit, ball licking, sucking and tongue work. You could see that Ally was more aggressive sucking Ralph?s cock than she was with Dan?s and you can see the determination in her eyes. Ralph pops his load, giving Ally a nice facial and tongue coating. Ally wraps up by licking his head and like always, with a smile.

Positions: Oral

Scene 2 ? Darcy Tyler, Vicki Chase, Ralph Long & Porno Dan

After having a little pre scene interview both girls work on Ralph. Darcey, starts off first in the competition. She starts off slow sucking cock and really did not seem to get into it. There was some use of her hand, twisting and a bit of spit added to her style. Overall, her blow job was not very strong and didn?t do much for me. When Vicki jumps in, she jumps in and right from the start does some super deep throating on Ralph. The deep throating stays strong during her entire segment and she adds spitting, slurping and some slobbering to enhance it even more. After working him over including some ball sucking and pulling, we shift back to Darcy. She was a little bit stronger in her second attempt, but still not strong enough to bring a rise to me. I was glad to see Vicki come back in and take charge for the cum shot and taking charge she did. With determination she jerks him off and shows great enthusiasm when he cums. Vicki, then takes several gulps off his head very nicely and swallows it up. Vicki can wrap up a blow job with her great hand job on me anytime. It was disappointing after seeing Darcy not give the best head, that when Ralph came, she really didn?t show any interest or try to get involved. Vicki certainly made the scene.

Dan, takes his turn with the two girls and starts by making out and groping Darcy. After eating her pussy and giving her a finger fucking. Vicki jumps in with some more of her great blow job talents, all done with interest and enthusiasm. The two girls then joined on Dan?s cock at the same time. Darcy sucked while Vicki gave his balls a good working over. Darcy was better in this segment, but still not a real strong blow job. As far as Vicki working his balls, well, best to explain it is by saying, it busted my nut very well. Dan pops his shot, mostly hitting Vicki?s chest. Darcy rubs it a bit, but with not much excitement. Vicki wraps it up by licking some off her own tits.

Positions: Oral

Scene 3 ? Alexa Nicole, XXX Jay & Porno Dan

We start with Alexa making some moves to draw nice attention to herself and then starts playing around with Jay. With Jay not being able to get it up, Dan steps in to save the day. He goes down on Alexia and then she provides a nice lap dance that leads to some cock sucking. After some boob fucking, Alexa slides her pussy down onto Dan?s cock in the cowgirl position and fucks away. Wait, I thought that this was a cock sucking competition? Well one is never to know what Dan pulls out and he always just goes with the flow. In the dvd he called it ?Sucking cock with your pussy? After some decent fucking, Dan puts a load right into her mouth and she swallows it down the hatch.

Alexa, now takes a second shot at getting Jay hard and she is successful. With Jay hard, Alexa does some more of her cock sucking with her pussy in the missionary position. After pounding away, he pulls out and places his load on her stomach. Over all not a bad scene, but different than expected. One thing on the scene, the lighting is real bad on this one. There were glass window behind them, it was dark outside and spots were used, but at times made the quality of the picture to dark to enjoy. It made it look somewhat like a amateur home video. But, maybe that?s what Dan wanted it to look like. Who knows!.

Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Missionary,

Scene 4 ? Dani Jensen, Porno Dan & Ralph Long

Dani begins in her interview segment explaining how she gives a blow job and that got me hard just listening to it. When Dani starts sucking Ralph?s cock, she certainly put here words into actions. Doing some fantastic nut buster cock sucking, she adds lots of spit, slobber and some gagging as she tries to deep throat. Ralph returns the favor by going down on Dani and as he does we get some very nice views of her sweet lickable pussy and asshole. I love the way Dani?s one leg always quivers as she is turned on and it continued even while they were in the sixty-nine position. With Ralph?s cock deep in her mouth, she takes the load and completely swallows it.

Dan comes along and starts going down on Dani and that leg is just a quivering away once again. I just love watching it happen. When in the sixty-nine position Dani really gets into sucking while she is being eaten out. Dan does some nice finger fucking on Dani, both in her pussy and ass. Wrapping things up, Dani jerks him off till he cums and sucks him dry. Some great cock sucking by a sweet and sexy girl that I would love to get a blow job from and make her leg quiver any day of the week.

Positions: Oral

Extras: Only extra on the dvd is trailers.

Audio & Video: Porno Dan does allot of his shoots in his studio and for being done in that matter, both the audio and video was as what one would expect. The only exception is the third scene, where if was entirely to dark.

My Final Thoughts

Back in the 70′s there was a guy who sold electronics in Manhattan, NY by the name of ?Crazy Eddie?. He built his business on always yelling about his stuff and doing things beyond the norm. He was never afraid to step outside the circle to try something different and new. Even though people sometimes shook their heads at what he did, he became very successful. What Crazy Eddie was to electronics in the 70′s, Porno Dan is our Crazy Eddie of porn today and you gotta just love him for what he does and tries with no fears.

Like many, I have seen allot of Porno Dan?s work and have learned that going with the flow and having fun while they do it, is his top priority. Dan brings that different approach in this dvd as he has in many other shoots. Even though I may be surprised with something or some way it is done, I always know, thats Dan?s way he does stuff so I sit back and enjoy it. Across the board with only a few exceptions I enjoyed ?Cock Sucking Challenge? and even for the first time, I saw some ?Sucking Cock With A Pussy? LOL. So now because of this, if I have a lady who says she?s not in the mood to fuck. I?ll just tell her I only want a blow job and she can use her pussy to give it. Ally Kay, Vicki Chase & Dani Jensen, provided some great actions and performances. Alexa Nicole did deliver, but not as strong as the first three I mentioned. I do think that the lighting really hurt her entire scene. Alexa Nicole, who is a sweet lady, but to me just wasn?t cut out for this type of video. I do feel across the board it is well worth giving a watch. BTW, Porno Dan, sometime your should do a ?Fuck The Reviewer? dvd and then we can 1st hand have all we need to wite the review.

Spunky · 08-14-2010, 08:17 PM

This thread is useless without pix ;)

BAKO · 08-14-2010, 08:22 PM

You have the best job in the world :-)

garce · 08-14-2010, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Back in the 70′s there was a guy who sold electronics in Manhattan, NY by the name of ?Crazy Eddie?. He built his business on always yelling about his stuff and doing things beyond the norm. He was never afraid to step outside the circle to try something different and new. Even though people sometimes shook their heads at what he did, he became very successful. What Crazy Eddie was to electronics in the 70′s, Porno Dan is our Crazy Eddie of porn today and you gotta just love him for what he does and tries with no fears.

The DVD sounds hot, but you do realize that "Crazy Eddie" was one of the biggest frauds in America before Enron? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eddie I'm not sure being compared to that business is a good thing...

Naechy · 08-15-2010, 02:53 AM

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CaptainHowdy · 08-15-2010, 07:05 AM

Indeed one of the greatest porn out there...

ottopottomouse · 08-15-2010, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

The DVD sounds hot, but you do realize that "Crazy Eddie" was one of the biggest frauds in America before Enron? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eddie I'm not sure being compared to that business is a good thing...

Interesting reading

Porno Dan · 08-15-2010, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

This thread is useless without pix ;)

Ally Kay

Darcy Tyler and Vicki Chase

Alexia Nicole and XXXJay

Dani Jensen and Ralph Long

dyna mo · 08-15-2010, 03:18 PM

hey pronodan, can i be in one of them pornos of yours,?

i can bring some lumber,

just let me know what you need, 2x4s, plywood?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-15-2010, 03:45 PM

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Thread title almost makes it sound like xxxjay was in a twink movie...

ADG

Porno Dan · 08-15-2010, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

hey pronodan, can i be in one of them pornos of yours,?

i can bring some lumber,

just let me know what you need, 2x4s, plywood?

LOL - You know where my studio is. Come by anytime.

aztecboi2003 · 08-15-2010, 10:20 PM

How bout if the dudes suck each other? That might be pretty hot.

RyuLion · 08-16-2010, 08:17 AM

Congratz to the winners!

TurboAngel · 08-16-2010, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aztecboi2003

How bout if the dudes suck each other? That might be pretty hot.

WTF?

Porno Dan · 08-16-2010, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Congratz to the winners!

You're next to appear in one of our films.

dooglas · 08-16-2010, 11:56 AM

Haha awesome!

fatfoo · 08-16-2010, 12:00 PM

The photos look beautiful.

xxxjay · 08-16-2010, 12:51 PM

Well, at least I finally got hard thanks to my "experiment"!

rhon23 · 08-16-2010, 12:53 PM

Ralph Long is so awesome! Always makes me laugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-16-2010, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Congratz to the winners!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

You're next to appear in one of our films.

Alex would be a natural for Fuck-A-Fan...

ADG

08-16-2010, 01:52 PM

pornodan gets some right suckysucky action

lazycash · 08-16-2010, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Scene 3 – Alexa Nicole, XXX Jay & Porno Dan

We start with Alexa making some moves to draw nice attention to herself and then starts playing around with Jay. With Jay not being able to get it up, Dan steps in to help him get hard. He goes down on Jay and then Alexa provides a nice lap dance that leads to some cock sucking. After some boob fucking, Alexa slides her pussy down onto Dan’s cock in the cowgirl position and fucks away. Wait, I thought that this was a cock sucking competition? Well one is never to know what Dan pulls out and he always just goes with the flow. In the dvd he called it “Sucking cock with your pussy” After some decent fucking, Dan puts a load right into her mouth and she swallows it down the hatch.

Dan, now takes a second shot at getting Jay hard and he is successful. With Jay hard, Alexa does some more of her cock sucking with her pussy in the missionary position. After pounding away, he pulls out and places his load on Dan's face. Over all not a bad scene, but different than expected with the gay twist.

Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Missionary, Gay Fellatio

Wtf, so Jay is going the way of Alienq and doing some gay porn work on the side.

buyandsell · 08-16-2010, 02:32 PM

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 08-16-2010, 02:42 PM

wait a minute, did i read that gay cocksucking part correctly?

dyna mo · 08-16-2010, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

LOL - You know where my studio is. Come by anytime.

right on, i should drop be there soon, crazy times at the pornodan pad.

Porno Dan · 08-16-2010, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Well, at least I finally got hard thanks to my "experiment"!

Your science experiment proved out to work very well

You may have to come the new girl/girl show on Wednesday and see if we can do another one

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

right on, i should drop be there soon, crazy times at the pornodan pad.

Please feel free to come by anytime.

lazycash · 08-18-2010, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

wait a minute, did i read that gay cocksucking part correctly?

I thought the same thing.

08-14-2010, 08:00 PM	#1
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	Pretty Funny Review of our Cock Sucking Challenge - XXXJay's First Apperance in a Porno DVD Often our movies get blasted because we don?t do things like ?everyone else in porn?, this review is from Bill the hobbyist from XCritic.com who gets us better than most people ever will. BTW ? This was XXXJay?s first performance in front of the camera and I can assure he ?delivers the lumber? now. If your looking for a standard fuck flick, you will not see it on this dvd at all. Instead you will see a Cock Sucking Challenge, but not always done with the girls mouth. There are four scenes where the girls get two different guys off and then are rated at the end. Most of it is shot as what I call ?Going With The Flow?. Which is Porno Dan?s well know style. Scene 1 ? Ally Kay, Ralph Long & Porno Dan Porno Dan?s first contestant in the ?Cock Sucking Challenge? is the sexy Ally Kay. Ally is a very sweet girl and has some of the cutest little titties there are. As the scene starts, Dan feels up those sweet titties for a bit and then the cock sucking begins. Ally works him over very well, using spit and slapping his cock on her tongue to enhanced the blow job even more. Dan, takes some time to go down on Ally and enjoy her sweet pussy. Ally has this cute little tickle giggle as he licks her pussy and teases her ass. After Dan has been munching away a bit, Ally show some nice response to Dan?s work as her hips buck in response. Ally then goes down very aggressively with mouth and hand until Dan stands up and pops his load on her. Not the best aim, but he did manage to get some on her tongue. Our second guy, Ralph Long gets his turn. Ally, had some great hand technique, spit, ball licking, sucking and tongue work. You could see that Ally was more aggressive sucking Ralph?s cock than she was with Dan?s and you can see the determination in her eyes. Ralph pops his load, giving Ally a nice facial and tongue coating. Ally wraps up by licking his head and like always, with a smile. Positions: Oral Scene 2 ? Darcy Tyler, Vicki Chase, Ralph Long & Porno Dan After having a little pre scene interview both girls work on Ralph. Darcey, starts off first in the competition. She starts off slow sucking cock and really did not seem to get into it. There was some use of her hand, twisting and a bit of spit added to her style. Overall, her blow job was not very strong and didn?t do much for me. When Vicki jumps in, she jumps in and right from the start does some super deep throating on Ralph. The deep throating stays strong during her entire segment and she adds spitting, slurping and some slobbering to enhance it even more. After working him over including some ball sucking and pulling, we shift back to Darcy. She was a little bit stronger in her second attempt, but still not strong enough to bring a rise to me. I was glad to see Vicki come back in and take charge for the cum shot and taking charge she did. With determination she jerks him off and shows great enthusiasm when he cums. Vicki, then takes several gulps off his head very nicely and swallows it up. Vicki can wrap up a blow job with her great hand job on me anytime. It was disappointing after seeing Darcy not give the best head, that when Ralph came, she really didn?t show any interest or try to get involved. Vicki certainly made the scene. Dan, takes his turn with the two girls and starts by making out and groping Darcy. After eating her pussy and giving her a finger fucking. Vicki jumps in with some more of her great blow job talents, all done with interest and enthusiasm. The two girls then joined on Dan?s cock at the same time. Darcy sucked while Vicki gave his balls a good working over. Darcy was better in this segment, but still not a real strong blow job. As far as Vicki working his balls, well, best to explain it is by saying, it busted my nut very well. Dan pops his shot, mostly hitting Vicki?s chest. Darcy rubs it a bit, but with not much excitement. Vicki wraps it up by licking some off her own tits. Positions: Oral Scene 3 ? Alexa Nicole, XXX Jay & Porno Dan We start with Alexa making some moves to draw nice attention to herself and then starts playing around with Jay. With Jay not being able to get it up, Dan steps in to save the day. He goes down on Alexia and then she provides a nice lap dance that leads to some cock sucking. After some boob fucking, Alexa slides her pussy down onto Dan?s cock in the cowgirl position and fucks away. Wait, I thought that this was a cock sucking competition? Well one is never to know what Dan pulls out and he always just goes with the flow. In the dvd he called it ?Sucking cock with your pussy? After some decent fucking, Dan puts a load right into her mouth and she swallows it down the hatch. Alexa, now takes a second shot at getting Jay hard and she is successful. With Jay hard, Alexa does some more of her cock sucking with her pussy in the missionary position. After pounding away, he pulls out and places his load on her stomach. Over all not a bad scene, but different than expected. One thing on the scene, the lighting is real bad on this one. There were glass window behind them, it was dark outside and spots were used, but at times made the quality of the picture to dark to enjoy. It made it look somewhat like a amateur home video. But, maybe that?s what Dan wanted it to look like. Who knows!. Positions: Oral, Cowgirl, Missionary, Scene 4 ? Dani Jensen, Porno Dan & Ralph Long Dani begins in her interview segment explaining how she gives a blow job and that got me hard just listening to it. When Dani starts sucking Ralph?s cock, she certainly put here words into actions. Doing some fantastic nut buster cock sucking, she adds lots of spit, slobber and some gagging as she tries to deep throat. Ralph returns the favor by going down on Dani and as he does we get some very nice views of her sweet lickable pussy and asshole. I love the way Dani?s one leg always quivers as she is turned on and it continued even while they were in the sixty-nine position. With Ralph?s cock deep in her mouth, she takes the load and completely swallows it. Dan comes along and starts going down on Dani and that leg is just a quivering away once again. I just love watching it happen. When in the sixty-nine position Dani really gets into sucking while she is being eaten out. Dan does some nice finger fucking on Dani, both in her pussy and ass. Wrapping things up, Dani jerks him off till he cums and sucks him dry. Some great cock sucking by a sweet and sexy girl that I would love to get a blow job from and make her leg quiver any day of the week. Positions: Oral Extras: Only extra on the dvd is trailers. Audio & Video: Porno Dan does allot of his shoots in his studio and for being done in that matter, both the audio and video was as what one would expect. The only exception is the third scene, where if was entirely to dark. My Final Thoughts Back in the 70′s there was a guy who sold electronics in Manhattan, NY by the name of ?Crazy Eddie?. He built his business on always yelling about his stuff and doing things beyond the norm. He was never afraid to step outside the circle to try something different and new. Even though people sometimes shook their heads at what he did, he became very successful. What Crazy Eddie was to electronics in the 70′s, Porno Dan is our Crazy Eddie of porn today and you gotta just love him for what he does and tries with no fears. Like many, I have seen allot of Porno Dan?s work and have learned that going with the flow and having fun while they do it, is his top priority. Dan brings that different approach in this dvd as he has in many other shoots. Even though I may be surprised with something or some way it is done, I always know, thats Dan?s way he does stuff so I sit back and enjoy it. Across the board with only a few exceptions I enjoyed ?Cock Sucking Challenge? and even for the first time, I saw some ?Sucking Cock With A Pussy? LOL. So now because of this, if I have a lady who says she?s not in the mood to fuck. I?ll just tell her I only want a blow job and she can use her pussy to give it. Ally Kay, Vicki Chase & Dani Jensen, provided some great actions and performances. Alexa Nicole did deliver, but not as strong as the first three I mentioned. I do think that the lighting really hurt her entire scene. Alexa Nicole, who is a sweet lady, but to me just wasn?t cut out for this type of video. I do feel across the board it is well worth giving a watch. BTW, Porno Dan, sometime your should do a ?Fuck The Reviewer? dvd and then we can 1st hand have all we need to wite the review. __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars

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