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Pics Traffic · 08-15-2010, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Good Day,

I am Shung Hin Hui, I have a business of $15.5 million for you contact me for details.
[email protected]

Down to the point. No dead queens, boxes full of cash.

PornMD · 08-15-2010, 08:49 PM

They don't fuck around in Hong Kong.

slayer69 · 08-15-2010, 09:29 PM

I'm heading to HKG on wed - maybe i'll drop shung mail

mlove · 08-15-2010, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slayer69

i'm heading to hkg on wed - maybe i'll drop shung mail

no way! It's mine!!!

Chosen · 08-16-2010, 05:36 AM

thickcash_amo · 08-16-2010, 05:41 AM

Good thing they get to the point! lol

Juicy D. Links · 08-16-2010, 05:42 AM

Shung Hin dont fuck around!!!!!!!!!!

ottopottomouse · 08-16-2010, 06:14 AM

Shortest one i've ever seen.

CaptainHowdy · 08-16-2010, 06:25 AM

Fuck yeah!

hashbury · 08-16-2010, 06:26 AM

I got the same one and was thinking the same thing.

The Duck · 08-16-2010, 06:32 AM

That was hilarious.

bbobby86 · 08-16-2010, 07:06 AM

i will contact him...

woj · 08-16-2010, 07:22 AM

even scammers are getting lazy, heh

jerryb · 08-16-2010, 09:03 AM

Here's the best one

A return to them ....

I am really excited about your HONEST off for me to make millions of U. S. Dollars. Jesus must love you for doing this.

I have a better offer.........

From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU.
Southern North America

For the attention of you urgent.

I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact
that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I
got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the
Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce.

I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of
former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was
almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After
this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for
help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my
study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT.
I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world.
I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two
dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no
related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now
I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes
each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars.
I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars
and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only think I ask in
return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so
you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for
pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria.

furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund
with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for
your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the
following below:

(i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be
transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and
password.

(ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s)
to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest
peoples in Nigeria of your kin.

(iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you
get big nuts and have better life.

I need uguntly your:
FULL NAME
FULL RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
HOME PHONE NUMBER
CELL PHONE NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT PASSWORD
PASSPORT COPY
DRIVERSLICENSE COPY
CHURCH AFFILIATION
LENGTH OF YOUR DICK
NAME & ADDRESS OF GIRL YOU ARE PRESENTLY FUCKING
HER FULL PHONE NUMBER
PICTURES OF HER NAKED
COPIES OF YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
PICTURES OF YOUR PRESENT AUTOMOBILE
COPIES OF YOU LATEST DOCTORS RECTAL EXAM
REASON YOU LIKE TO SUCK COCK
PICTURES OF YOU FUCKING A REAL FARM PIG
PLUS ... YOUR PERSONAL BANK REFERENCES
INCLUDING PASSWORDS.

I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your
family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and
remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts.

if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with
this email : [email protected] immediately if this business
of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you.

I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good
faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process
claim toyou.

your urgent response will be appreciated.

Thanks and god bless you,
DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

Cash · 08-16-2010, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt

Down to the point. No dead queens, boxes full of cash.

You are a fool to give away that precious email address, now everyone will contact Shung Hin Hui, and you have just lost a business of $15.5 million.

Vick! · 08-16-2010, 01:50 PM

badass reply lol

gmr324 · 08-16-2010, 02:22 PM

nice response! very creative!

TeenCat · 08-16-2010, 02:23 PM

hello, my name is teencat and i am a man, wanna fuck with me?

Pics Traffic · 08-16-2010, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cash

You are a fool to give away that precious email address, now everyone will contact Shung Hin Hui, and you have just lost a business of $15.5 million.

iM WORKING ON ANOTHER DEAL WITH GENERALS DAUGHTER MARIAM oBACHA. iTS WORTH ABOUT 280 MILLION.
Fucking caps.

LeRoy · 08-16-2010, 02:31 PM

I love the ones that want to buy something from you.

They send you a fed ex with a check that's over the amount. They want you to deposit the check and send the rest back ASAP.

I'll keep saying I never got the package. Can you send another? After the third time they catch on. Three packages via Fed Ex is pricey lol

Pics Traffic · 08-16-2010, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

I love the ones that want to buy something from you.

They send you a fed ex with a check that's over the amount. They want you to deposit the check and send the rest back ASAP.

I'll keep saying I never got the package. Can you send another? After the third time they catch on. Three packages via Fed Ex is pricey lol

they use stolen CCs or COD it to you. They don't pay shit.
BTW, the biggest nigerian "fake check" print shop is based in Toronto.

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