The most FUCKED UP video you have EVER seen in your life!!!!!!!! Human Baby vs King Cobra - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 08-19-2010, 01:58 PM

OK, maybe not the most fucked up, but this is pretty bananas.

FlexxAeon · 08-19-2010, 02:00 PM

lol i'm a pussy.... got to like 5 secs and had to stop before i regretted it

Wilsy · 08-19-2010, 02:02 PM

That is one crazy Video wonder if somebody actually sat and recorded and that if they did why the hell did they not move the child?

Eugenum · 08-19-2010, 02:03 PM

Poor snake...

spazlabz · 08-19-2010, 02:03 PM

Jebus fucking cricky!

that thing had to have been de-fanged or some shit. Even still, that is ridiculous!

DWB · 08-19-2010, 02:04 PM

Its common in parts Asia to sew their mouth shut for snake shows. I only hope this was the case here. But still......

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-19-2010, 02:05 PM

They remove the venom but still horrible.

I bought battery operated quads for my twins when they were 9 months old but this is ridicules. Talk about taking over the family business early.

candyflip · 08-19-2010, 02:06 PM

No vemon and no fangs. This video is pretty old.

Ethersync · 08-19-2010, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

No vemon and no fangs. This video is pretty old.

Yeah, beat me to it.

DWB · 08-19-2010, 02:09 PM

In case any of you didn't know and ever come face to face with one, a Cobra can only strike as high as he can raise his body. That may save your life someday, thank me later.

DWB · 08-19-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

No vemon and no fangs. This video is pretty old.

I could go film a new one if you'd like. Have a baby to spare? We have cobras in our yard a few times a month.

spazlabz · 08-19-2010, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

In case any of you didn't know and ever come face to face with one, a Cobra can only strike as high as he can raise his body. That may save your life someday, thank me later.

thanks for the safety tip heh heh, I think I will just avoid any locale that happens to have free range cobras of any kind

DWB · 08-19-2010, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

thanks for the safety tip heh heh, I think I will just avoid any locale that happens to have free range cobras of any kind

We get them on our farm quite often. Not king cobras but cobras (and some big freakin' pythons). Also have scorpions and tranchulas (which are damn tasty). Good times.

_Richard_ · 08-19-2010, 02:20 PM

i heard this snake had no teeth

DWB · 08-19-2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

i heard this snake had no teeth

Cobras use their tongue for picking up scents and you don't see his tongue flicking about in this video. That, plus it's common to sew their mouth shut in parts of Asia, makes me believe just that.

candyflip · 08-19-2010, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I could go film a new one if you'd like. Have a baby to spare? We have cobras in our yard a few times a month.

Actually I do have one...and he's fucking fearless at the moment. My 2 year old daughter sleeps with a rubber cobra, and has been for the past month now. She was just watching this video with me, going nuts over the snake.

Grab some shots the next time you've got one in the yard. I'd be moving immediately if that was the case here.

DWB · 08-19-2010, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Actually I do have one...and he's fucking fearless at the moment. My 2 year old daughter sleeps with a rubber cobra, and has been for the past month now. She was just watching this video with me, going nuts over the snake.

Grab some shots the next time you've got one in the yard. I'd be moving immediately if that was the case here.

I have some pics from the last python that came in during a birthday party. It was about 6 feet long. I'm still a little squeamish about big snakes or snakes that can kill me, but the family will make a soup out of them. However, the birthday snake was set free because they believe it brought good luck.

There are some photos on this board somewhere of a trip to Vietnam I took and we went to a snake restaurant, bought a cobra (not king), cut its head off and drank its blood mixed with rice wine. That was gnarly. Supposed to give you better sexual power. Now that I think about it, that was when I started getting into ladyboys. Hmmmmmmm.

DWB · 08-19-2010, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

My 2 year old daughter sleeps with a rubber cobra, and has been for the past month now. She was just watching this video with me, going nuts over the snake.

BTW... thats bad ass.

_Richard_ · 08-19-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Cobras use their tongue for picking up scents and you don't see his tongue flicking about in this video. That, plus it's common to sew their mouth shut in parts of Asia, makes me believe just that.

you're probably right with the sewn mouth.. i can't remember if it was a ritual or tourist attraction

seeandsee · 08-19-2010, 03:22 PM

what a pussy cobra

NickB. · 08-19-2010, 06:05 PM

I would beat the living fucking crap out of the dad if id see this fucking nonsense jesus fucking christ... wtf is wrong with people...

fatfoo · 08-19-2010, 06:10 PM

This must be the Hercules child.

See statue below:

Amputate Your Head · 08-19-2010, 06:11 PM

I would like to see a death match between snake-baby and the Human Centipede.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-19-2010, 06:28 PM

I was expecting to see something different:

ADG

potter · 08-19-2010, 09:36 PM

You couldn't possibly think that thing wasn't defanged or something. There were at least five strikes, possibly 6-7.

1 strike = snuff film.

ottopottomouse · 08-20-2010, 03:24 AM

That child isn't going to last very long when it meets a fully operational snake now it thinks it can't get hurt.

Coup · 08-20-2010, 05:45 AM

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LOS ANGELES--A surprising new study released Monday by UCLA's Institute For Child Development revealed that human babies, long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, are actually extraordinarily stupid.

The study, an 18-month battery of intelligence tests administered to over 3,500 babies, concluded categorically that babies are "so stupid, it's not even funny."

According to Institute president Molly Bentley, in an effort to determine infant survival instincts when attacked, the babies were prodded in an aggressive manner with a broken broom handle. Over 90 percent of them, when poked, failed to make even rudimentary attempts to defend themselves. The remaining 10 percent responded by vacating their bowels.

"It is unlikely that the presence of the babies' fecal matter, however foul-smelling, would have a measurable defensive effect against an attacker in a real-world situation," Bentley said.

Another test, in which the infants were placed on a mound of dirt outdoors during a torrential downpour, produced similarly bleak results.

"The chicken, dog and even worm babies that we submitted to the test as a control group all had enough sense to come in from the rain or, at least, seek shelter under a leafy clump of vegetation or outcropping of rock," test supervisor Thomas Howell said. "The human babies, on the other hand, could not grasp even this incredibly basic concept, instead merely lying on the ground and making gurgling noises."

According to Howell, almost 60 percent of the infants tested in this manner eventually drowned.

Some of the babies tested were actually so stupid that they choked to death on pieces of Micronaut space toys. Others, unable to use such primitive instruments as can openers and spoons due to insufficient motor skills, simply starved to death, despite being surrounded by cabinets full of nutritious, life-giving Gerber-brand baby-food products.

Babies, the study concluded, are also too stupid to do the following: avoid getting their heads trapped in automatic car windows; use ice to alleviate the pain of burn injuries resulting from touching an open flame; master the skills required for scuba diving; and use a safety ladder to reach a window to escape from a room filled with cyanide gas.

"As a mother of four, I find these results very disheartening," Bentley told reporters. "I can honestly say that the effort I have expended trying to raise my children into intelligent beings may have been entirely wasted--a fool's dream, if you will."

Study results also prompted a strong reaction from President Obama. "All of us, on some primitive, mammalian level, feel a great sense of pride in our offspring," Obama said. "It is now clear, however, that these feelings are unfounded. Given the overwhelming evidence of their profound stupidity, we have no choice but to replace our existing infant population with artificially incubated simu-drones, with the eventual goal of phasing out the shamefully stupid human baby forever."

Spunky · 08-20-2010, 05:56 AM

That would make a nice pair of boots

CaptainHowdy · 08-20-2010, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I was expecting to see something different:

ADG

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scarlettcontent · 08-20-2010, 06:06 AM

proly had no fangs

bloggerz · 08-20-2010, 06:25 AM

thats pretty fucked up

Dirty Lord · 08-20-2010, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I was expecting to see something different:

ADG

ajrocks · 08-20-2010, 06:33 AM

Great part of the world!

Roby · 08-20-2010, 07:25 AM

crazy video !

candyflip · 08-20-2010, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

BTW... thats bad ass.

She has two of them. The Cobra is called Mommy Snake.

08-19-2010, 01:58 PM	#1
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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Its common in parts Asia to sew their mouth shut for snake shows. I only hope this was the case here. But still......

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