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mlove · 10-19-2010, 03:29 AM

One day I met up with my lady friend who does professional bdsm stuff, and we ended up going to a bar after talking for a little while. After putting back a few rounds, she asked me what I thought about bestiality. I told her I thought it was abuse to animals. And she questioned that, and went on to say that she would agree that it's wrong to put your penis into a dog, but it's not wrong to let a dog put it's penis into you. Then she went on to tell me about how she let a dog fuck her on video a few times, a few summers later.

Somehow, i managed to immediately forget all of these facts until the next day, and we went back to my apartment where we got high and cuddled all cutesey like.

she was an interesting girl.

have you guys ever sexed any animals?

alias · 10-19-2010, 03:31 AM

Can I get a HELL NO!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-19-2010, 03:47 AM

Just a couple of whales, and a buffalo.

Nicky · 10-19-2010, 03:48 AM

A former GF gave me a BJ through a bunny-mask does that count?

k0nr4d · 10-19-2010, 03:48 AM

I'm hung like a horse and i do it doggy style sometimes. Does that count?

seeandsee · 10-19-2010, 03:49 AM

fuck no, it's not reall something i want my gf to talk me about

pimpware · 10-19-2010, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Just a couple of whales, and a buffalo.

One at a time or some kind of national geographic orgy?

janosik · 10-19-2010, 04:07 AM

My only sexual experience was when I got hit by bee in my ass

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-19-2010, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpware

One at a time or some kind of national geographic orgy?

I had two whales at once this one time. I was drinking tequila all night and shit got crazy. Crazy bad. Just like a National geographic orgy. Two whales started blowing me right in the middle this college bar, I couldn't resist going home and harpooning the pair of them. I'm rather glad NG wasn't there to document the occurrence. Now that I think of it I took down quite a few whales in my younger days. It's been a while, but I'd probably be lying if I said I would never do it again.

Jarmusch · 10-19-2010, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Just a couple of whales, and a buffalo.

I thought you were the type of guy that fucked bears because you can't download them.

alias · 10-19-2010, 04:35 AM

You can download gay bears.

John-ACWM · 10-19-2010, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

Can I get a HELL NO!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-19-2010, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

You can download gay bears.

MissDiva · 10-19-2010, 05:16 AM

I fucked a moskito once...

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mlove · 10-19-2010, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

You can download gay bears.

You can also buy a magazine about them: http://oldmags.com/issue/American-Grizzly-Number-7

DWB · 10-19-2010, 05:38 AM

define "animal"

Cyber Fucker · 10-19-2010, 05:40 AM

No, that's disgusting!!!
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gmr324 · 10-19-2010, 05:43 AM

not my cup of tea

Carmen80 · 10-19-2010, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I had two whales at once this one time. I was drinking tequila all night and shit got crazy. Crazy bad. Just like a National geographic orgy. Two whales started blowing me right in the middle this college bar, I couldn't resist going home and harpooning the pair of them. I'm rather glad NG wasn't there to document the occurrence. Now that I think of it I took down quite a few whales in my younger days. It's been a while, but I'd probably be lying if I said I would never do it again.

Tell me about the buffalo!!

Chosen · 10-19-2010, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Just a couple of whales, and a buffalo.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-19-2010, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Carmen80

Tell me about the buffalo!!

I'd rather not

2intense · 10-19-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

Can I get a HELL NO!

pimpware · 10-19-2010, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I'd rather not

I bet that little buffalo was underage

_Richard_ · 10-19-2010, 08:48 AM

so is this bs? or did you bone a girl that fucked dogs?

CaptainHowdy · 10-19-2010, 08:49 AM

I don't know...

DaddyHalbucks · 10-19-2010, 08:53 AM

Sounds like a pretty kinky girl.

Make sure to take her to the vet for all her shots.

rogueteens · 10-19-2010, 08:54 AM

My ex-wife was a bitch, does that count?

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