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10-18-2010, 08:27 PM
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I am now going to shoot my son in the face. Thank you.
I'm in my office. My son is in the studio - adjacent to the office.
I cannot bring myself to tell him to shut up and stop singing, even though he has a horrible voice. I have to make it stop. I don't want to insult him or inhibit his freedom of expression, so I think I'm going to have to sneak up behind him and clock him one. Look! Tits!  |
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10-18-2010, 08:30 PM
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Disgusting.
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10-18-2010, 08:31 PM
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10-18-2010, 08:31 PM
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10-18-2010, 08:34 PM
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Those are ugly fake tits.
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10-18-2010, 08:34 PM
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10-18-2010, 08:36 PM
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10-18-2010, 08:37 PM
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i have no comment.
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10-18-2010, 08:50 PM
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I cut up an orange, cored an apple, and sliced up a kiwi. I quietly walked into the studio and jammed the plate of fruit in front of his face. He is no longer singing, he's eating his fruit platter. Dammit, now he's playing my Nighthawk. Well, at least he's not singing anymore. BTW, my boy is twenty-one this November, goes to the University of Guelph at Humber, and plans on carrer in criminal psychology. I think if there was an issue he'd be the first to pick up on it. The only issue is that he can't sing for shit - and I can shut him up wit a fruit platter. Disgusting? ROFL! Jason! Maybe he can be your personal Donald Pleasance! Cool, dude! P.S. He finished his fruit and he's going to bed now. |
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10-18-2010, 08:56 PM
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Christ, I'm on a fucking roll. Anyway, he ate the fruit platter and he's gone to bed. He's got to get up at six and go to school. This place cracks me up. |
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10-18-2010, 08:58 PM
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I am sure you can come up with a better solution. Find something you can do together.
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10-18-2010, 09:01 PM
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10-18-2010, 09:43 PM
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Maybe in 10 years, my son and I can tour this country. Right now, though, he needs to become a doctor. That's HIS goal - not mine. I fought for four years - and finally received custody of these kids in 1997. My daughter IS going to be an architect, my son IS going to be a doctor. The bike riding and guitar playing can wait a decade. For now, though, I do not want to hear him sing anymore. |
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10-18-2010, 09:48 PM
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Baddog, those are great pics. They beat the ones of Chris and me huddled in the studio playing guitar.
When he's finished his studies, I hope we have the freedom and camaraderie that I get from from your images. He's focused on being a doctor - I'm focused on him achieving his goals. There's going to come a time when we have to spend time under the sun to keep this relationship alive. Maybe ten years from now - maybe five. I hope it doesn't take us too long - and I do envy you your adventures. |
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10-18-2010, 09:55 PM
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They are awful boobs & I think its great to sing. Maybe you could have joined him singing tonight instead of showing us that photo. That would have been more fun for you! |
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10-18-2010, 09:56 PM
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I love this photo baddog... it has lots of charisma |
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10-18-2010, 10:45 PM
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That's probably a decade off for me. Chris and I driving (I'm not good with bikes...) across Canada or America is my dream. But.... Even if it doesn't happen, that's cool. He's lived with me for twenty years. He's focused. Arse - can I call you that? I guarantee you that my so will be a Doctor, and he wll never whore his future wife out for what I give him as a weekly allowance. Ok, Arsewithclass. You have no right to say anything about ANYONE who has raised a child. You have no right to say anything about me. You are a piece of shit who sells his wife to the lowest bidder. I'm a piece of shit that has two kids in college - and I've taken care of these children since the day they were born. I admit it - I'm a dad. I'm a piece of shit pornographer. My life revolves around my kids. They will not have the I have had. Arsewithlclass - Please tell us how you support your kids and how you don't whore out your wife. You can't do it. I'll be in Scotland around Easter. Can I hire your WIFE to suck my dick you stupid, idiotic, pathietic piece of whoring shit? P.S. If you read all this, Arse, you have too much time to kill/ P.P.S. Fuck you. I support my family. I don't hire out my wife as a whore. P.P.P.S. Maybe I need a time out. |
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10-18-2010, 10:58 PM
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It's healthy for kids to sometimes annoy their parents.
A bad parent would have gone in that studio and told him he sucked. Venting anonymously on a message board is fine. It's not like we're going to call his son and tell him he sucks at singing. God knows I got on my Mom's last nerve more than a few times and she probably called her friends to bitch about me. Doesn't mean I don't love her to death and vice versa. |
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10-18-2010, 11:00 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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Start playing Cher. If he sings even louder, then you have other issues to resolve.
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10-18-2010, 11:00 PM
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My partner & I work together 50/50 on running our business, our favourite is with other models, when Natalie also films and photographs as I film. And yes, we do run parties with live camshows & filmed for our members either midday on a wednesday or Friday nights. We hardly ever escort anymore, always getting phonecalls, however, the last few clients we have seen over the last month or 2 have been filmed sessions which we give clients a discount & they then are filmed. Most of the time, our films, parties, clientel are oral only , especially hearing of the major outbreak at the moment. However, we have always remained clean & are very choosy who we see & especially do bareback with. A recent client spent half an hour chatting with me, respectively in paid time. Clients appreciate attention, as most do on GFY. As said to you earlier, maybe you should stop shooting your mouth off & calm down a little bit. Natalie & I are probably one of the most respectful people you could ever meet... Oh, & btw, you rattled on about me being jealous of your hair earlier... I thought nothing wrong with your hair, I used to have braids & long hair for about 3yrs. I like it, I just prefer it short. Anytime your in Bournemouth, youre welcome, our door is always open... lol, maybe then you can appologise for listening to some dribble from a cpl of knobs that do not know us. |
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10-18-2010, 11:51 PM
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-Hey!
-What? -Turn it off! -Dad, this is the the best part! -Turn it off! -No... -It's too late for this, turn it off! -Dad, this is the best part, come on! -No, turn it off now! -No, this is... I wanna listen to it, ok? (...) Yeah, right, too late! Sure... Eat this! 
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10-19-2010, 05:07 AM
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LOL funny one, although you'll have to find a better solution
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10-19-2010, 05:10 AM
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Im calling the FBI
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10-19-2010, 08:08 AM
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Titties!
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10-19-2010, 08:11 AM
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nice boobs
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10-19-2010, 08:26 AM
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So he doesn't know himself that he can't sing? I've seen that phenomen before on some of my drunk friends :P
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