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sextoyking · 10-26-2010, 02:44 PM

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a
problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not
sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend
eternity."

"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the
distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other
politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand,
and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the
people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest
champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good
time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is
time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is
waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...?

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from
cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he
realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your
eternity."

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said
it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in
hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered
with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the
trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a
golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and
danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my
friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.."

Vote wisely on November 2, 2010

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Nasty · 10-26-2010, 03:16 PM

That is a great one!

baddog · 10-26-2010, 03:22 PM

I may have to steal that one for my blog.

AnimeFevers · 10-26-2010, 03:29 PM

Nice one

BruceM · 10-26-2010, 03:32 PM

Hahaha that's great

dan@noof · 10-26-2010, 03:56 PM

Awesome. Great joke! :-)

Barefootsies · 10-26-2010, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking

Funny Joke

The 'joke' is in y'er panties.

sextoyking · 10-26-2010, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I may have to steal that one for my blog.

Feel free, my mom sent it to me

I am not sure who wrote it but it's damm funny and mostly correct!

thickcash_amo · 10-26-2010, 04:47 PM

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iSpyCams · 10-26-2010, 04:57 PM

Got me. I had not heard that one before.

jkthedesigner · 10-26-2010, 07:15 PM

props for that one man

wild johnny · 10-26-2010, 07:20 PM

Kudos to you, That was funny as well as good reading..

woj · 10-26-2010, 07:21 PM

fatfoo · 10-26-2010, 07:37 PM

I wrote an alternative ending to the anecdote. Here it is:

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered
with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the
trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a
golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and
danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my
friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says,

"When you were in heaven you listened to the playing the harp and singing. Music instruments don't create any garbage. When you were in hell, you ate food and had drinks. Spending your day in garbage is always hell. Now you must work picking up sinking trash 24/7."

Spunky · 10-26-2010, 07:44 PM

Heh heh that joke was pretty good

Chosen · 10-26-2010, 09:35 PM

10-26-2010, 02:44 PM	#1
sextoyking Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Portland, OR. Posts: 6,034	Funny Joke :) While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...? So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell... Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.." Vote wisely on November 2, 2010 __________________ ICQ: 52344098 -------------------------------------- 50% Commissions on all Product Sales. http://www.wishing.com/money

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10-26-2010, 07:37 PM	#15
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I wrote an alternative ending to the anecdote. Here it is: Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders. "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil smiles at him and says, "When you were in heaven you listened to the playing the harp and singing. Music instruments don't create any garbage. When you were in hell, you ate food and had drinks. Spending your day in garbage is always hell. Now you must work picking up sinking trash 24/7." __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

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