Uh, Oh! New Joke!: Prescription Drugs - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 11-11-2010, 10:27 PM

Most prescription drugs have two names; a trade name and generic name.

Example; the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Agent 488 · 11-11-2010, 10:36 PM

woj · 11-11-2010, 10:56 PM

d-null · 11-11-2010, 11:07 PM

the generic name for viagra is sildenafil

and the FDA doesn't look for generic names for a brand named drug, the generic name comes before the brand name in the first place

I raged before I got half way through... tl;dr

SallyRand · 11-11-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

Cool!

Thanks!

Can we be friends now?

SallyRand · 11-11-2010, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

the generic name for viagra is sildenafil

and the FDA doesn't look for generic names for a brand named drug, the generic name comes before the brand name in the first place

I raged before I got half way through... tl;dr

Well, just get over your little rage.

It's a joke and accuracy is not necessarily part of the deal.

That's why they call it a joke.

Geekishness does not count.

Lighten up!

d-null · 11-11-2010, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Well, just get over your little rage.

It's a joke and accuracy is not part of the deal.

That's why they call it a joke.

Geekishness does not count.

jezebelz · 11-12-2010, 12:50 AM

papill0n · 11-12-2010, 01:12 AM

your last joke was a fucking flop and this is your response ?

marion you need to see a doctor

martinsc · 11-12-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null

ottopottomouse · 11-12-2010, 04:31 AM

Are you the idiot that emails my grandma shit jokes that seem to have 9million addresses listed as CC?

adwank · 11-12-2010, 06:00 AM

Not bad at all!

michael.kickass · 11-12-2010, 08:00 AM

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11-11-2010, 10:27 PM	#1
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Uh, Oh! New Joke!: Prescription Drugs Most prescription drugs have two names; a trade name and generic name. Example; the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	the generic name for viagra is sildenafil and the FDA doesn't look for generic names for a brand named drug, the generic name comes before the brand name in the first place I raged before I got half way through... tl;dr

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papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	your last joke was a fucking flop and this is your response ? marion you need to see a doctor