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Old 11-19-2010, 10:13 PM   #1
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:stop ?Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I?m going to cut your fucking throat.?
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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.


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Old 11-19-2010, 10:23 PM   #2
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Look at that monster, I'd cut my own throat if she threatened me to eat her pussy.
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:27 PM   #3
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:32 PM   #4
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LMFAO!!!!! read the messages on her facebook page haha!

It's gotta be fake.
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:37 PM   #6
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I'm surprised they managed to post the $3k bail. Scary looking biatch.
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:40 PM   #7
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Old 11-20-2010, 04:38 AM   #9
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Bitch got off easy. That's not "domestic assault" it's attempted rape.
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Bitch got off easy. That's not "domestic assault" it's attempted rape.
thats what i was thinking
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Old 11-20-2010, 05:02 AM   #13
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i can see why she would need a knife to get that job done..
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I'm surprised they managed to post the $3k bail. Scary looking biatch.
You only need 300 to post 3k bail right? I might have learned that from Dog The Bounty Hunter
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i can see why she would need a knife to get that job done..
That's funniest shit I ever read!!! I love eating pussy BUT DAMN!
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Old 11-20-2010, 11:24 AM   #23
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I bet they stinky pussy hoe would hav got OFF easy.Good thing they didn't do it.She would have been chasing motherfuckers everywhere with a knife
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You know....

that line is surely in a porno somewhere
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