Okay, TSA has gone too far: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 11-29-2010, 07:47 PM

Anyone that has paid any attention knows I do not have a problem with the new screening by the TSA, but this is going over the line:

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A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings? partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has ?multiple piercings on his manhood? which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent ?an inordinate amount of time groping? Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent?s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

CYF · 11-29-2010, 07:51 PM

that's a fake news story. Like the onion.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-29-2010, 07:51 PM

Fuck them, I hope that faggot takes them for a ride in court.

edit: or if it's fake, whatever.

GrouchyAdmin · 11-29-2010, 07:52 PM

Well, I laughed.

Phoenix · 11-29-2010, 07:54 PM

well you should be in control of your bodily functions

spitting on a person is considered assault.. ejaculation is no different.

although i do think the idea that a tsa agent is a federal agent is funny...the guy/girl at customs sure, the cop inside maybe...but not the line checkers...what next the bag workers?

PornMD · 11-29-2010, 07:54 PM

I guess Sergio Armani part gives it away as being fake. :P

fatfoo · 11-29-2010, 08:02 PM

It reminds me of a story of a man who was arrested because he was jerking off in an adult movie theater.

garce · 11-29-2010, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF

that's a fake news story. Like the onion.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

Of course its fake. To make it funny, the TSA dude should have charged with rape in the story.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-29-2010, 08:17 PM

I was with it until Percy Cummings ejaculated.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-29-2010, 08:19 PM

LOL, it's too bad it's not real. It would have had a TON of news coverage.

Agent 488 · 11-29-2010, 08:21 PM

hoax: snopes.com

Sly · 11-29-2010, 08:24 PM

I thought they were trying to prevent explosions.

woj · 11-29-2010, 08:26 PM

Percy Cummings

Phoenix · 11-29-2010, 08:26 PM

damn fake story...i feel like someone passed me a chain email..lol

AzteK · 11-29-2010, 08:27 PM

"Cummings" lol

Juicy D. Links · 11-29-2010, 08:29 PM

lolol it wasnt me this timeeeeeeeeeee

The Porn Nerd · 11-29-2010, 08:32 PM

"This is Agent Haji Bombay at Gate Two. I need backup! He goo-ed me!"

Spunky · 11-29-2010, 08:44 PM

I do that in a strong wind

candyflip · 11-29-2010, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

It reminds me of a story of a man who was arrested because he was jerking off in an adult movie theater.

That was Dirty D and he wasn't jerking off. He wasletting some old bum suck his dick

PornMD · 11-29-2010, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

That was Dirty D and he wasn't jerking off. He wasletting some old bum suck his dick

I thought he was talking about Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens).

TheSenator · 11-29-2010, 10:45 PM

LOL.... Leave the old fart alone.

He always gets pulled into jokes that he does not know he is a part of.

TSA and FartDog are cool.

TSA and the American people not so cool.

Sidenote: this shit started on the East Coast. I had friends and acquaintances that passed away on 9/11.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-29-2010, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Of course its fake. To make it funny, the TSA dude should have charged with rape in the story.

In a related story, Percy Cummings has filed a lawsuit against the TSA, charging that he was a victim of "Gate Rape"...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1290191926.jpg

I wonder if he's related to good ol' Dave Cummings? He's about the age that he could be Dave's son.

Now all you jerkoff's git - and I don't want to catch you cumming 'round here again...

ADG

Splendorous_Male · 11-29-2010, 10:48 PM

Good old dog. Owned.
Percy Cummings :D

baddog · 11-29-2010, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splendorous_Male

Good old dog. Owned.
Percy Cummings :D

Oh, you mean it was not a true story? Well, damn . . . . .

idiot.

Splendorous_Male · 11-29-2010, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Oh, you mean it was not a true story? Well, damn . . . . .

idiot.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Back in the 30's you guys had different sense of humor.

The Porn Nerd · 11-29-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splendorous_Male

Don't be so hard on yourself. Back in the 30's you guys had different sense of humor.

Baddog will eat you alive little lady.

You look like Christy Turlington. Have I ever told you that? Whatever happened to her? She was so hot.
Maybe she's posting on GFY now.

tiger · 11-29-2010, 11:43 PM

LOL, percy cummings.

RyuLion · 11-30-2010, 01:05 AM

gratz to the winners..

u-Bob · 11-30-2010, 03:13 AM

CurrentlySober · 11-30-2010, 03:18 AM

i like percy

Platinumpimp · 11-30-2010, 03:29 AM

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings,

ottopottomouse · 11-30-2010, 05:35 AM

And while it was going on there was a female announcer on the airport PA system asking if anybody had seen Mike Hunt...

thickcash_amo · 11-30-2010, 05:47 AM

I thought it was a funny story for a quick laugh!

Gerco · 11-30-2010, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

well you should be in control of your bodily functions

spitting on a person is considered assault.. ejaculation is no different.

although i do think the idea that a tsa agent is a federal agent is funny...the guy/girl at customs sure, the cop inside maybe...but not the line checkers...what next the bag workers?

In the old days spitting was a big fine, but throwing up was FREE!

Barry-xlovecam · 11-30-2010, 06:28 AM

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Rochard · 11-30-2010, 07:51 AM

I love it when people don't even bother to verify a story like this. Just post it up.....

marketsmart · 11-30-2010, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I love it when people don't even bother to verify a story like this. Just post it up.....

or when readers dont verify a fishy story posted by the old man and the sea.....

.

Klen · 11-30-2010, 08:01 AM

It is obvious how is fake since ejaculation is not visible.

marketsmart · 11-30-2010, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

It is obvious how is fake since ejaculation is not visible.

thanks for educating us....

how close have you been to the ejaculating cock to know this incredible fact?

jackfag.....

.

seeandsee · 11-30-2010, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings,

he almost cumed on officer!

quiet · 11-30-2010, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I love it when people don't even bother to verify a story like this. Just post it up.....

it's a joke lol

Klen · 11-30-2010, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

thanks for educating us....

how close have you been to the ejaculating cock to know this incredible fact?

jackfag.....

.

I see that when i cum in dream and not aware about it till i go to wc.

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