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01-20-2018, 02:24 PM | #1 |
Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Because, sometimes you need a taco
Man tries to order burrito from bank, gets charged with DUI
PRING HILL, Fla. - Police in Florida arrested a 28-year-old man on suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol after authorities said he attempted to order a burrito from a Bank of America after confusing it for a Taco Bell, according to multiple reports. Records from the Hernando County Sheriff?s Office show authorities arrested Douglas Jon Francisco, 28, on Wednesday. The manager of the Bank of America branch on Mariner Boulevard in Spring Hill, Martin Claussen, called authorities Wednesday afternoon after he said he found a blue Hyundai in the bank?s drive-up bank lane with a man who appeared to be passed out inside, WTSP reported. Claussen said he had to bang on the car window several times before Francisco awoke, according to the Tampa Bay Times. When Francisco saw the bank manager, deputies said he tried to order a burrito. Deputies: Man tries to order burrito from bank, gets charged with DUI | WSB-TV
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01-20-2018, 02:28 PM | #2 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i cunt a4d a burrito...
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01-20-2018, 02:29 PM | #3 |
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Too bad for him he didn't try to go to a Taco Bell and deposit some cash.
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01-20-2018, 02:31 PM | #4 |
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01-20-2018, 04:22 PM | #5 |
Make STACK$
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Love them tacos!
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01-20-2018, 05:07 PM | #6 |
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I anticipated story of you buying a taco being all around pizza guy
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01-20-2018, 05:41 PM | #7 | |
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let me guess the employees are latin!!!
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01-20-2018, 05:44 PM | #8 |
NAME THE JEW
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