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Old 02-15-2018, 12:08 PM   #1
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"Enjoy free returns on Amazon Products"

I keep getting messages and seeing adverts on my facebook that say "Enjoy free returns on Amazon Products"...

Well I've been ordering lots of stuff just for the sake of it, in order to send it back for free, but I don't really get the 'Enjoyment' part...

It's not particularly enjoyable at all... Am I doing it wrong?
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Old 02-15-2018, 12:19 PM   #2
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I had to return something after Christmas. It was painless.
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Old 02-15-2018, 12:39 PM   #3
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I had to return something after Christmas. It was painless.
Painless yes... But was it enjoyable? Did you actually get enjoyment from returning it?
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Old 02-15-2018, 12:42 PM   #4
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Amazon makes a profit on the Smazon Warehouse returned products store, snd it Fox over there vendors, but Amazon is evil and they don't care, as long as they are making a profit.
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Old 02-15-2018, 12:51 PM   #5
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Enjoy taking a shit in the box before sending it back
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Old 02-15-2018, 01:08 PM   #6
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Amazon makes a profit on the Smazon Warehouse returned products store, snd it Fox over there vendors, but Amazon is evil and they don't care, as long as they are making a profit.
Ahhh... So its Amazon that enjoys it! Gotcha
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Old 02-15-2018, 01:08 PM   #7
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You know what? That sounds like a plan
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Old 02-15-2018, 06:39 PM   #8
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I enjoy not paying to return to Amazon.
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Old 02-15-2018, 07:45 PM   #9
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Old 02-17-2018, 05:14 AM   #10
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You know what? That sounds like a plan
i just received 75 pounds of alpaca poop and was thrilled my plants love it
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i just received 75 pounds of alpaca poop and was thrilled my plants love it
Don't waste it on your plants! Thats something I certainly would NOT ENJOY sending back...
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