Russian missile with 'unlimited range' crashed after only 22 miles - GoFuckYourself.com

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 03:14 PM

Its most successful test yet!

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/21/russ...-22-miles.html

"the longest test flight lasted just more than two minutes, with the missile flying 22 miles before losing control and crashing. The shortest test lasted four seconds and flew for five miles."

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 03:16 PM

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 03:19 PM

Russian President Vladimir Putin bragged earlier this year that his country had a new nuclear-powered missile with unlimited range — but it has yet to perform a successful test.

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 03:24 PM

Rochard · 05-21-2018, 03:33 PM

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Whoops. LOL.

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 03:34 PM

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EddyTheDog · 05-21-2018, 03:41 PM

I'm going to bed before you know who wakes up...

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 03:46 PM

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dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 03:55 PM

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that one was in front of a bunch of spectators too!

pimpmaster9000 · 05-21-2018, 03:57 PM

stealth aircraft visible from old russian radars from the 60s

exploding space shuttles

USA almost nukes itself goldsboro virginia

USA almost nukes itself again in duluth

and then again in damascus arkansas

and then again in homestead

and then again in chenault

and then again in hardingsberg

and then again in bunker hill air force base

so yeah...a russian missile did not work that one time

crockett · 05-21-2018, 03:59 PM

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WTF, they dont have some sort of auto detonation function if the rocket strays off course..

bronco67 · 05-21-2018, 04:01 PM

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stealth aircraft visible from old russian radars from the 60s

exploding space shuttles

USA almost nukes itself goldsboro virginia

USA almost nukes itself again in duluth

and then again in damascus arkansas

and then again in homestead

and then again in chenault

and then again in hardingsberg

and then again in bunker hill air force base

so yeah...a russian missile did not work that one time

Hey dummy...do you understand that that the US invents and innovates? It's only after the US creates can Russia try to copy it. That's the only reason Russia has any tech. Because the US did it first.

Russia is full of thieves. You can probably steal a credit card number by looking at someone's back pocket, because that's what Russians are born to do. Theft and schemes are built into their DNA.

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 04:01 PM

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a russian missile did not work that one time

that one time.

pimpmaster9000 · 05-21-2018, 04:16 PM

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Hey dummy...do you understand that that the US invents and innovates? It's only after the US creates can Russia try to copy it. That's the only reason Russia has any tech. Because the US did it first.

Russia is full of thieves. You can probably steal a credit card number by looking at someone's back pocket, because that's what Russians are born to do. Theft and schemes are built into their DNA.

So how come Russia beat von braun to space? And to the moon? I mean it's not like America stole some tech LOL...

Look America is full of thieves...they like to steal oil....dress your salad too much and Bam! A USIS Merc will steal your salad...

OneHungLo · 05-21-2018, 04:24 PM

Let me post the obligatory superior Russian techno-robot on an atv.

meanwhile in the USA..

dyna mo · 05-21-2018, 04:28 PM

keep trying to keep up with US on military, russia. You'll be bankrupt again real soon, like what happened to you in the cold war.

Bladewire · 05-21-2018, 05:32 PM

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Let me post the obligatory superior Russian techno-robot on an atv.

meanwhile in the USA..

Thank you autobot!

pimpmaster9000 · 05-21-2018, 11:56 PM

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keep trying to keep up with US on military, russia. You'll be bankrupt again real soon, like what happened to you in the cold war.

1) they have the off switch to your lives...they do not have to keep up, they are already "up"

2) each American taxpayer owes 170.000$ because of bullshit USIS wars...enjoy footing the bill because it will come due in one way or another

3) poot!

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 12:02 AM

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Russian missile with 'unlimited range' crashed after only 22 miles

Everything crashes sometimes and there is no 'unlimited range' ones. Where did you learn physics?

Sometimes the rockets crash and kill their crews... but not in Russia (we have lost only 4 cosmonauts: one because of a parachute failure and three because of determination of the landing capsule - so nobody was killed by the rocket). You guys, have a short memory. Do you remember that you have lost a couple of nukes (FUCKIN' NUKES, KARL!!!!) Don't even mention these people (actually who cares about humans in the country where school shootings kill more than wars)...

They smile because they have no idea what the US "rocket technologies" are... a one way ticket. When Nazi von Braun has died the whole US nation became helpless and unable to handle the existing German rocket technologies made by the SS genius. Ilon Mask is already able to send his Tesla to the space (he has missed the orbit, but still ok). However he can't do that the Soviet Union did in 1961. He can't send even a single human there.

That's why all American "astronauts" (maybe it's better to call them batmans or capitans america) use the Russian rocket technologies. ONLY!

klinton · 05-22-2018, 01:06 AM

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Ilon Mask is already able to send his Tesla to the space (he has missed the orbit, but still ok). However he can't do that the Soviet Union did in 1961. He can't send even a single human there.

That's why all American "astronauts" (maybe it's better to call them batmans or capitans america) use the Russian rocket technologies. ONLY!

END OF TOPIC:

pimpmaster9000 · 05-22-2018, 01:15 AM

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END OF TOPIC:

Russia had nothing to prove after beating von braun to space...

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 01:18 AM

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END OF TOPIC:

I didn't get it. German Nazis have sent Americans first to the Moon (they've used chimpanzees before, but all of them have died, so they started to use the US citizens), like the Soviets sent dogs into the outer space?

Ok, end of topic then - the dogs won the race (no flags on their asses, sorry):

And why do you post a picture of the Moon? The first country which was there was the Soviet Union (Luna-9). You better post pictures of Venus (not the Moon but the other planet). Was there at least ONE American landing? Oh... maybe Polaks did that? The first orbital station in the history of the mankind? Maybe the existing one? Maybe you want to talk about Mars? The Curiosity rover, ah? Which country has provided the rocket technologies to send it there? The USA? No man... the USA can't do anything w/o Russian help. No Russian rocket technologies = no Curiosity, no astronauts etc. Just nothing for the USA.

So the Americans must pry @ Russia. They sell us Chinese-made iPhones, while we give them a possibility to reach the outer space and even other planets.

klinton · 05-22-2018, 01:40 AM

Q: Why is our government not in a hurry to land our men on the moon?

A: What if they refuse to return?

Q: When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev had a race around the Kremlin. Nixon came the first. How should our media report on that?

A: As follows: In the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place, while President Nixon came in next to last.

Q: What is "Russian business"?

A: To steal a crate of vodka, to sell it, and then drink the money away.

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 01:55 AM

Didn't you say END OF TOPIC?

"С войной на Россию вдруг Польша пошла и русское войско вконец заебла, но Минин с Пожарским подняли народ и выебли Польшу и в жопу и в рот" - слова из песни ;)

Ну как-то так вот было...

MaDalton · 05-22-2018, 03:27 AM

Both Russians and Americans grabbed German technology after 1945 - without von Braun and his rocket program it would have taken significantly longer. For both sides.

And while history seems to agree that von Braun wasn't a hardcore Nazi like Himmler or Goebbels, he definitely didn't care if people were dying for him. And he definitely knew about KZ slaves being killed.

And neither the US nor Russia gave a shit about that but crawled up his and his people's ass to get their knowledge.

Fact.

klinton · 05-22-2018, 03:38 AM

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And neither the US nor Russia gave a shit about that but crawled up his and his people's ass to get their knowledge.

Fact.

Just like the Third Reich was uber cool for Soviet Russia until 1941...

And just like Stalin is cool for like 30 % of Russians these days, while I bet that it would be hard to find 5 % of Germans that consider Hitler as "cool"...

MaDalton · 05-22-2018, 04:28 AM

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... while I bet that it would be hard to find 5 % of Germans that consider Hitler as "cool"...

Not so sure unfortunately. People are just less vocal about it as in other countries. But yeah, not 30% either.

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 04:47 AM

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Both Russians and Americans grabbed German technology after 1945

You are so wrong now. Russians did not grabbed von Braun. They have got V-2 rockets only (maybe some low ranged German engineers too). While the leading developer of V-2 was grabbed by the USA and Russians engineers headed by Korolev... guess what? They were able to send their first rocket to the orbit BEFORE von Braun with all his knowledge and the US money. Now turn on your logic. Does something like ding-dong sound in your head? Nazis were second. The genius von Braun was second.

Also look into the history. Which country has started to use the rocket technologies at war? It was the Soviet Union with "Katushas" - those had no even close analogues in the Nazi Germany.

FYI, in 1941, Soviets had the best tank for that time - "T-34". Germans had no analogues as well and they just copied it as "Panther" (yes, it's a German replica of Soviet T-34). So please don't tell me what Soviets have grabbed from the Germans. Course some technologies were taken but the Nazi SS genius von Braun and the core of his team were grabbed by the States. It doesn't matter where you've lost your finger while your brain is with you...

klinton · 05-22-2018, 05:19 AM

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Not so sure unfortunately. People are just less vocal about it as in other countries. But yeah, not 30% either.

at least you are honest

klinton · 05-22-2018, 05:24 AM

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Course some technologies were taken but the Nazi SS genius von Braun and the core of his team were grabbed by the States. It doesn't matter where you've lost your finger while your brain is with you...

you suggest that they shouldnt take technology just because it was made by Nazis ?

if the answer is NO, then do you have also such advanced info about how Soviets stole atom bomb project from US ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_spies

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 05:48 AM

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if the answer is NO, then do you have also such advanced info about how Soviets stole atom bomb project from US ?

No they didn't simple steal it. The US nuke developer gave the project details to Soviets. Where did you learn the history? Google for Julius Rosenberg.

BTW, the process of making a nuclear bomb is known to every kid, but not every country can do it. First of all start with Uranium entrenchment, to get almost pure 235U (HEU)...

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 06:44 AM

Cling to von Braun and 75 years ago, and by all means, keep spending on military Russians.

It's not like you learned your lesson from the last time you tried to keep up with USA.

And I didn't come up with the phrase "unlimited range", your guy Putin did when he introduced Russias new unlimited range missile, I posted the video where he makes that claim and threatens USA with it.

But hey, Putin banned gay pride parades in Russia, at least there's that you can cling to.

pimpmaster9000 · 05-22-2018, 06:52 AM

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Cling to von Braun and 75 years ago, and by all means, keep spending on military Russians.

It's not like you learned your lesson from the last time you tried to keep up with USA.

And I didn't come up with the phrase "unlimited range", your guy Putin did when he introduced Russias new unlimited range missile, I posted the video where he makes that claim and threatens USA with it.

But hey, Putin banned gay pride parades in Russia, at least there's that you can cling to.

invaders invest a lot in their military so russia always has to keep up and have the "off" switches to your lives...who knows what USIS would be doing if there was no nuclear deterrent to keep the invaders away

Sid70 · 05-22-2018, 06:54 AM

Your discussion is fucked up, experts, LOL.

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 06:58 AM

Yes yes everything bad is americas fault, even russian unlimited range nuke missiles that fall out of the sky after 20 Miles.

But but von braun!

pimpmaster9000 · 05-22-2018, 07:12 AM

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Yes yes everything bad is americas fault, even russian unlimited range nuke missiles that fall out of the sky after 20 Miles.

But but von braun!

well yes the american invasions are americas fault...it is how stuff works

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 07:40 AM

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Cling to von Braun and 75 years ago, and by all means, keep spending on military Russians.

Didn't I tell you that I spend only 6% tax of my earnings? I don't pay for Obamacare and other bullshit. How many do you spend? Who spend more on military - you or me? Can you threat a cancer or an AIDS for free in the USA (free ambulance, free meds, free chemio, free surgeries, free food in clinics etc)? No? So please shut up already.

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your guy Putin did when he introduced Russias new unlimited range missile

It's your guy, not mine. If you want, go give him a blowjob, I'm not a gay and I don't give a flying fuck about Putin, his family, friends, etc. He just doesn't deserve my attention and all news (you might be surprised) about him I read here on GFY.

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But but von braun!

He is everything you had and everything you've lost. There is no space rockets in the USA w/o Nazis. Which country send your people to the outer space? Right now, right today. Try to guess, Einstein. So once again: please shut up already.

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 07:41 AM

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Didn't I tell you that I spend only 6% tax of my earnings? How many do you spend? Who spend more on military - you or me? Can you threat a cancer or AIDS for free in the USA (free meds, free surgeries etc)? No? So please shut up already.

perestroika part duh eh komrade?

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 07:44 AM

I'll be starting a thread on Russian Aircraft carriers next, whoops, I mean aircraft carrier. you know the only aircraft carrier russia has and it needs a tug boat along side it at all times while sailing due to it konking out all the time.

look for it!

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 07:53 AM

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perestroika part duh eh komrade?

bronco67 · 05-22-2018, 07:53 AM

The bottom line of this story is....

if Russia wants a more successful test of this uber-missile, they need to swipe some better plans next time.

crockett · 05-22-2018, 07:54 AM

Russia unlimited missile range is just unlimited until the ground gets in the way..

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 08:02 AM

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Russia unlimited missile range is just unlimited until the ground gets in the way..

It's unlimited until it sends the unlimited number of American tourists (they are used to call themselves "astronauts" for some unknown reason) to the outer space.

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 08:02 AM

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those who fail history are doomed to repeat it.

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 08:10 AM

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It's unlimited until it sends the unlimited number of American tourists (they are used to call themselves "astronauts" for some unknown reason) to the outer space.

threatening Americans with a nuclear weapon on GFY........

you really are dumb.

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 08:13 AM

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threatening Americans with a nuclear weapon

Threatening Americans? With a nuclear weapon? Me? Where? Maybe you give a quote?

Babe, you are drunk as shit again. Cut off your vodka ration at least in a half and go to sleep already. Don't you really understand that your brain is poisoned right now?

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those who fail history are doomed to repeat it.

You didn't answer to my question: https://gfy.com/22273952-post37.html

Если человек дебил, то это навсегда.

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 08:15 AM

I'm not here to answer dumb ruskie questions.

ask your mom.

just a punk · 05-22-2018, 08:18 AM

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I'm not here to answer dumb ruskie questions.

ask your mom.

Do you understand that you are drunk like shit now? Vodka will kill you. And I'm not threatening you, just trying to help...

dyna mo · 05-22-2018, 08:20 AM

I understand that unlimited range ruskie nuke missiles can only go 22 miles. apparently, drunk ruskies can't understand that.

MaDalton · 05-22-2018, 09:05 AM

There's whole websites about what and who Russia took from the Germans. And they would have gladly taken von Braun too if they got him first (and if he didn't rather surrendered to the Americans).

Pointless to make 10 posts trying to deny but if you enjoy it...

05-21-2018, 03:14 PM	#1
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	Russian missile with 'unlimited range' crashed after only 22 miles Its most successful test yet! https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/21/russ...-22-miles.html "the longest test flight lasted just more than two minutes, with the missile flying 22 miles before losing control and crashing. The shortest test lasted four seconds and flew for five miles."

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pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	stealth aircraft visible from old russian radars from the 60s exploding space shuttles USA almost nukes itself goldsboro virginia USA almost nukes itself again in duluth and then again in damascus arkansas and then again in homestead and then again in chenault and then again in hardingsberg and then again in bunker hill air force base so yeah...a russian missile did not work that one time __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	Russian President Vladimir Putin bragged earlier this year that his country had a new nuclear-powered missile with unlimited range — but it has yet to perform a successful test.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	keep trying to keep up with US on military, russia. You'll be bankrupt again real soon, like what happened to you in the cold war.

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MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cheque Republic Posts: 39,780	Both Russians and Americans grabbed German technology after 1945 - without von Braun and his rocket program it would have taken significantly longer. For both sides. And while history seems to agree that von Braun wasn't a hardcore Nazi like Himmler or Goebbels, he definitely didn't care if people were dying for him. And he definitely knew about KZ slaves being killed. And neither the US nor Russia gave a shit about that but crawled up his and his people's ass to get their knowledge. Fact. __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	Cling to von Braun and 75 years ago, and by all means, keep spending on military Russians. It's not like you learned your lesson from the last time you tried to keep up with USA. And I didn't come up with the phrase "unlimited range", your guy Putin did when he introduced Russias new unlimited range missile, I posted the video where he makes that claim and threatens USA with it. But hey, Putin banned gay pride parades in Russia, at least there's that you can cling to.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	Yes yes everything bad is americas fault, even russian unlimited range nuke missiles that fall out of the sky after 20 Miles. But but von braun!

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	I'll be starting a thread on Russian Aircraft carriers next, whoops, I mean aircraft carrier. you know the only aircraft carrier russia has and it needs a tug boat along side it at all times while sailing due to it konking out all the time. look for it!

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	The bottom line of this story is.... if Russia wants a more successful test of this uber-missile, they need to swipe some better plans next time. __________________

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 74,326	Russia unlimited missile range is just unlimited until the ground gets in the way..

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	I'm not here to answer dumb ruskie questions. ask your mom.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 60,350	I understand that unlimited range ruskie nuke missiles can only go 22 miles. apparently, drunk ruskies can't understand that.

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MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cheque Republic Posts: 39,780	There's whole websites about what and who Russia took from the Germans. And they would have gladly taken von Braun too if they got him first (and if he didn't rather surrendered to the Americans). Pointless to make 10 posts trying to deny but if you enjoy it... __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com