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dave90210 · 04-24-2008, 06:49 PM

I wish i could legally kill my roommate. She never sleeps and is the loudest bitch in the world. Anyone have roommates they can't stand?

halfpint · 04-24-2008, 06:50 PM

fuck her to death

CharlieBrown · 04-24-2008, 06:51 PM

turn off the lights and imagine there is a burglar and stick to that story

dave90210 · 04-24-2008, 06:51 PM

I would if she wasn't dog ugly.

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Originally Posted by halfpint

fuck her to death

halfpint · 04-24-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I would if she wasn't dog ugly.

put a paper bag over her head and imagine its Juicy

Spunky · 04-24-2008, 06:53 PM

Eat all her food and drink all her milk

mozadek · 04-24-2008, 06:53 PM

Post a pic of her

dave90210 · 04-24-2008, 06:54 PM

How about put a paper bag over her head and smash her face in with a brick. The when shes dead i cut her ugly face off then let her dog fuck her?

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Originally Posted by halfpint

put a paper bag over her head and imagine its Juicy

The Promo Guy · 04-24-2008, 07:03 PM

well how did u become to be room mates?

Jayvis · 04-24-2008, 07:03 PM

I live with opera singers, I'm 100% positive I have it worse.

Eriic · 04-24-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I would if she wasn't dog ugly.

I am sure you have done worse, get drunk, get a bag and fuck the shit out of her and then scream at her and kick her ass out!

halfpint · 04-24-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

How about put a paper bag over her head and smash her face in with a brick. The when shes dead i cut her ugly face off then let her dog fuck her?

I personally think it would be more fun to fuck her to death

pimpware · 04-24-2008, 07:06 PM

She is trying to say that she is bored and the only solution is sex, oral if available

dave90210 · 04-24-2008, 07:17 PM

I met her sister on Yahoo chat 5 years ago never met her. I posted one day I needed a place asap and she sent me a message saying my sister needs a roommate. She was like she's the most easy going girl in the world nothing ever bothers her ( Bullshit ) She told me I was getting my own room again ( Bullshit ) I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.

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Originally Posted by The Promo Guy

well how did u become to be room mates?

aico · 04-24-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I met her sister on Yahoo chat 5 years ago never met her. I posted one day I needed a place asap and she sent me a message saying my sister needs a roommate. She was like she's the most easy going girl in the world nothing ever bothers her ( Bullshit ) She told me I was getting my own room again ( Bullshit ) I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.

so quit bitching and move

Spunky · 04-24-2008, 07:25 PM

Give her the bone anyways,she will be ok for a month

dave90210 · 04-24-2008, 07:30 PM

I am Apt hunting is my full time job!

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Originally Posted by aico

so quit bitching and move

potter · 04-24-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I met her sister on Yahoo chat 5 years ago never met her. I posted one day I needed a place asap and she sent me a message saying my sister needs a roommate. She was like she's the most easy going girl in the world nothing ever bothers her ( Bullshit ) She told me I was getting my own room again ( Bullshit ) I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.

wtf? you live in someone's closet?

Jai · 04-24-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I wish i could legally kill my roommate. She never sleeps and is the loudest bitch in the world. Anyone have roommates they can't stand?

her?

PICS PLEASE

Herb Kornfield · 04-24-2008, 07:45 PM

anywhere sounds better than there.

Just bounce

moeloubani · 04-24-2008, 07:51 PM

maybe just move out

Sly · 04-24-2008, 07:51 PM

And here I thought people only lived in closets in Asia.

missdacia · 04-24-2008, 08:00 PM

Oh god.. I came home to a lovely nasty note written on my fridge about the cable cheque. Instead of just asking me where it was.. he wrote some blib blab.. he also eats all my food.. drinks all the milk (omg!! most frustrating thing in the world!) And gives me attitude if I watch porn too loud. Uh this is my house too dude.

Faccckkkk I can't wait til I move out and can run around my place naked.. without fear of being yelled at!

natas · 04-24-2008, 08:09 PM

this thread delivers

Fucksakes · 04-24-2008, 08:15 PM

I live in Ottawa area and I got some closet space for rent

comes with internet HAHA

Jai · 04-24-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by natas

this thread delivers

without pics? NO

missdacia · 04-24-2008, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

I live in Ottawa area and I got some closet space for rent

comes with internet HAHA

internet AND closest space?! Now thats a deal! ;)

tehHinjew · 04-24-2008, 08:29 PM

pics or ban

Fucksakes · 04-24-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by missdacia

internet AND closest space?! Now thats a deal! ;)

and you can walk around naked, as long as the gf doesnt know about it ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2008, 08:32 PM

Kill yourself, then you'll never have to deal with your roommate again - problem solved...

ADG

pussyluver · 04-24-2008, 08:52 PM

dugg your own hole as far as i can tell??? back to mom and dads?

tony286 · 04-24-2008, 09:24 PM

i would devote all my free time to finding a place

JasonSmokes · 04-24-2008, 09:26 PM

I think this thread will be used as evidence in your conviction.

Ethersync · 04-25-2008, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room.

How much does rent run for a "small closet" these days?

Jens Van Assterdam · 04-25-2008, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by missdacia

Oh god.. I came home to a lovely nasty note written on my fridge about the cable cheque. Instead of just asking me where it was.. he wrote some blib blab.. he also eats all my food.. drinks all the milk (omg!! most frustrating thing in the world!) And gives me attitude if I watch porn too loud. Uh this is my house too dude.

Faccckkkk I can't wait til I move out and can run around my place naked.. without fear of being yelled at!

I have got room for you

Martha_WildCash · 04-25-2008, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

And here I thought people only lived in closets in Asia.

oh really?

RichDad · 04-25-2008, 03:53 AM

Send her to me , I will teach her how to sleep

Pnk XXX · 04-25-2008, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

How about put a paper bag over her head and smash her face in with a brick. The when shes dead i cut her ugly face off then let her dog fuck her?

CurrentlySober · 04-25-2008, 04:12 AM

Do a poo in her bed, and dont tell her till she finds it!

lhizy_05 · 04-25-2008, 04:58 AM

go ahead kill your roomate.. if you can? hehehe

HotVaderMD · 04-25-2008, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

anywhere sounds better than there.

Just bounce

Herb where are you at in Philly? We could be neighbors.

Pornopat · 04-25-2008, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by missdacia

Oh god.. I came home to a lovely nasty note written on my fridge about the cable cheque. Instead of just asking me where it was.. he wrote some blib blab.. he also eats all my food.. drinks all the milk (omg!! most frustrating thing in the world!) And gives me attitude if I watch porn too loud. Uh this is my house too dude.

Faccckkkk I can't wait til I move out and can run around my place naked.. without fear of being yelled at!

I hope it didnt bother you that I parked my red mustang in front of your house.

NinjaSteve · 04-25-2008, 05:52 AM

Charge her an ugly fee.

carol.prime · 04-25-2008, 09:55 AM

move out immediately and burn her room. ;)

Cyndalie · 04-25-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I sleep in a small closet with no door connected to her room. I made the mistake the day after i moved in i told her sister that I hope she isn't expecting me to sleep with her because I'm not into her. The only reason why I said that because I know her sister is a ho bag. The next day up until now 4 months she has been a total bitch.

There's your mistake. You were honest.

Kudles · 04-25-2008, 01:33 PM

I have so been there!

SexualDragon · 04-25-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I would if she wasn't dog ugly.

drink some beer

markz08 · 04-25-2008, 01:57 PM

i wouldn't stay for long on that room if i were you. I'll definitely be in a bad moon on the next day if i did not rest even for a while...

Zester · 04-25-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dave90210

I would if she wasn't dog ugly.

let us be the judge of that

Zester · 04-25-2008, 02:04 PM

really . post her pic here, that's enough of a revenge

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