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12-26-2011, 03:14 PM | #1 |
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Hiring fulltime programmer- More information HERE. 1,200-6,000$ monthly.
PLEASE READ and HEED: 1. Must be a legal citizen of the country you are in RIGHT NOW. 2. Positions are open only to individuals looking for a full time position!!!! 3. 3RD parties and freelancers looking for new clients will not be considered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Startup Company has full time positions available for creative PHP Web Developers and Designers. Programmers can work remotely but must be available for occasional team/company meetings. Mid and junior level programmers with great work ethic, attitude, energy and drive are encouraged to apply. This is a unique opportunity to work for a creative company with a tremendous amount of growth potential on exciting projects with engaging social elements. Front-End Designer Qualifications: ? Strong CSS/HTML skills. ? Strong knowledge of JavaScript, jQuery and MVC frameworks (Spine, Backbone, etc.) would be nice ? Solid understanding of AJAX and JSON would be nice ? Experience with SVN or another version control would be nice ? Excellent UI Design Skills. would be nice ? Must be proficient in a diverse set of software including Photoshop, Flash, Illustrator, Dreamweaver. would be nice ? Strong experience with graphic design, web design, interactive design, etc. would be nice ? Creative eye for imagery, layout, typography and solid understanding of visual communication. would be nice ? Experience with Facebook API, application designs and social media implementation. would be nice ? Strong organizational, prioritization, and multitasking skills would be nice ? Passionate about web and interface development would be nice ? Back end understanding and experience a huge plus. would be nice Back-End Developer Qualifications: ? Strong Experience in Ruby, JavaScript, PHP, (especially Zend) Python and/or other scripting languages. ? Strong Experience with PHP, MySQL, SQL, NoSQL database creation and management. ? Experience with Web technologies, like HTML, CSS, JavaScript ? Familiarity with programming for mobile platforms and/or other JSON APIs. ? Experience with a compiled language, like Go, C++, Java, or C#. ? Knowledge of MVC (traditional or web) ? Understanding of the DRY principle. ? Test/Behavior Driven Development and Object Oriented Design/Development experience is a definite plus. ? Extensive Experience working with CMS. (especially Drupal &Wordpress) ? Able to communicate in a team environment effectively. ? Ability to conceive of and engineer new Web features To apply, please email your resume and links to your work portfolio then contact me direct. Also include a cover letter specifying which position you are applying, a summary of your web development / design skills and a brief explanation of why you would be a great choice. |
12-26-2011, 04:55 PM | #2 | |
Making PHP work
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I did not get paid!
You will not get paid for any work you do for Marlboroack until you provide a copy of your ID and a list of domain names you own. Why a list of domains you own??? After turning over completed work in PHP/mySQL for affiliate link tracking the following conversations were had via skype : Quote:
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12-26-2011, 05:36 PM | #3 |
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RE: blackmonsters
Well Mike, nice way to fuck up a nice post.
Let's start off with you not getting paid. I am not Tom Smith. He is a partner of mine. As we agreed we were going to hire you full time for 1,200$ a month. Not per project you do. I know nothing about whatever work you did with Tom. Now about the ID and domain names. The reason we request this is for safety and legal purposes. None of your personal information will be reviled to the public as a "beware" for this person unless you give us any problems or take off when we send you your payments without doing the full time work for our company. Example: You told me you were in South Carolina. Not far at all for me to drive and hold a small meeting before we accept you to all our business services, hosting etc. Now with a little bit of research i found out that the information you 1st provided me with was either FALSE IDENTIFICATION or another address. This is exactly why before we send out large amounts of money we gather your information to take you to court if you fuck up anything in our company. ( Everyone working with us now has done this ) Slomo Ntc ([email protected]) +1.8084789762 Fax: +1.5555555555 1750 Kalakaua Ave Honolulu, HAWAII 96826 US ^^^^ This has no relation to what you told me or any of my company assets during the short chat interview we had online. Now of course we are not going to send money to some random person we do not know then give them access to our hosting etc. So making this post makes you look very fuckin' stupid and immature to a real business and i will make sure that people are aware of what you have just done before they hire you to do any projects. Now to answer what you said here: (econfirmpro: What I said above is how it is. Not going to change............ no response after that) 1. You did not agree with supplying me a Bank Account so we can wire you the money. I tried to bring up Paxum or Western Union. I'm not going to work with Paypal because you are going Adult Affiliated work for an Adult Company. And i will make sure that Paypal knows you are doing adult work requesting to be paid VIA PAYPAL which violates their TOS. ( I HAVE BEEN FUCKED BEFORE OVER PAYPAL THAT IS WHY WE DO NOT USE IT IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY YOU CUNT ) 2. You said that is how it is, so i was no longer interested in hiring you. And thank god i did not. 3. Funny how the story changed from being hired full time to only doing part time job after we have already talked about hiring you full time. So a big fuck you for fucking up my thread and fuck you again for lying to me. |
12-26-2011, 06:01 PM | #4 | |
I'll make you famous
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That is just too funny. Thanx for that post . |
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12-26-2011, 06:22 PM | #5 |
She is ugly, bad luck.
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wow !
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12-26-2011, 06:25 PM | #6 |
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dude I'm jealous you live in Hawaii
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12-26-2011, 07:00 PM | #7 |
Geo Cities
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Should have said: I don't have any domains, I'm a programer not a webmaster
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12-26-2011, 07:53 PM | #8 |
Permanently Gone
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You were hiring the guy full time for $1,200? What kind of work were you expecting? Yikes.
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12-26-2011, 10:02 PM | #9 |
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Lol!
Fulltime $1200.... |
12-26-2011, 10:32 PM | #10 |
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lol somebody's name is actually Tom Smith? Somebody with horrible English grammar and only 2 contacts in his Skype? whatever.
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12-27-2011, 03:48 AM | #11 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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12-27-2011, 07:31 PM | #12 |
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i would urge everyone to stay away from this marlocock guy - think about it - major sponsors dont even need id to pay you.
3 id's and all your domains - sounds like the perfect recipie to cook up a fake online persona and fuck a few more people like he just fucked blackmonsters |
12-27-2011, 07:33 PM | #13 |
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and note how he says he is going to go rat on the guy to paypal - what a little bitch
so you do work for the cunt - he doesnt pay ya and on top of it he tries to fuck you a little harder by getting your paypal acct closed you are a real piece of work buddy |
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Making PHP work
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They think taking pot shots at me will make them look good. Still no payment Quote:
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WTF?
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12-27-2011, 08:20 PM | #15 |
She is ugly, bad luck.
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I hope all of these people have given you 3 forms of ID and their inside leg measurement before starting with the random excuse generation :-/
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12-27-2011, 09:57 PM | #16 |
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Don't forget he also scam a lot of people with his shitty logos
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1027780
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bump for shitty logos
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04-24-2012, 06:36 PM | #18 |
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ummmmmmmmmmmm
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